BrewTOPIA

[jacob-Lundgren]

(returns from a quick drop off at the presses from his labtop. sees the cigar fly by him)
Now you fling garbage at me?? sad that a leader member of this countrys politics lowers himself to flying filth at the first ever elected president of this Great nation. i see all i need to know about your so called "party"

(all in good fun dont worry )

 

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Something foamy and cool, thanks. Any chance of getting some recognizable bands to play here?

 

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(Rev. Jack returns from the bathroom, drying his hands on a towel)

So, what did I miss guys?

Guys?

Okay, next round on me: coca-colas for all, raise your hand if you want rum in them?

(Turns to Celt)

I hear that the management is taking requests. They've got enough money in their promotional budget to bring about 6 international acts in each year, with the rest of the music being lesser known artists and locals.

The first big show will be St. Patrick's Day if they can find a good Irish band.

 

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Originally posted by heagarty
I hear that the management is taking requests. They've got enough money in their promotional budget to bring about 6 international acts in each year, with the rest of the music being lesser known artists and locals.

*scribbles "Element of Crime" on a note and drops it into the suggestion box*

 

[jacob-Lundgren]

seeing as i am unofficial banned from going near the socialists HQ i ask the bartender to post this up in his window. it is a response to Mr. Josephus.

First off i stand bymy statement that welfare can allow lazy people to get off and not have to work for free money. I fully respect people getting unemployment benifits when they find themselves out of work and in other such circumstances.
Second i have the power of the press and the truth. it is true i resigned from office, however anyone with basic intellegince can see that under such circumstances off the illness i had i found myself for weeks unable to fulfil my responsibilities and steped down in the interests of EUtopia. i could have stayed on through the illness and continued being unable to work at 100% and not let the VP take over, however i did in the interests of this great nation.
Third I aid that protesting this establishment would be foolish and somewhat illegal. your protest would be over letting Mr. Jools in and having him practice freedom of speach in this place. so you would in a sense be protesting freedom of speach correct? if you disagree with my understanding then by all meens you should try and correct me as i doubt a political party would be against freedom of speach, and wouldnt long survive if it was.

 

[Josephus I]

Mr. Lundgren,

Last night some things were said that shouldn't have been. As you may be aware, I too suffer ill health, recently hurting my back at a Molotov Cocktail Throwing contest. Because of this I have been taking muscle relaxants and painkillers. Drinking beer last night was not a good idea.

Sir, any statements I made about your resigning your post, were--if you look carefully--only made in the privacy of our HQ. Nothing was meant for public consumption. I have spoken to close confidants of yours and they assure me that you do, indeed suffer from health issues; and I would not want to think otherwise. I wish you a speedy recovery.

I will be willing to discuss Welfare with you anytime, at your convenience, anywhere. I apologize for any negative things I have said.

 

[jacob-Lundgren]

indeed illness and medication can play with all of our minds.
tis why i ordered coke instead of alcohol. may not lower the effects of medication and illness but doesnt increase it either.
apology accepted and perhaps soon we shall discuss opinions on welfare.

 

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So then there will be no picket lines around our wonderful establishment?

- The Management

 

[Josephus I]

No. No picket lines. Wouldn't want to picket my favourite bar, now would I? Besides, Jools is in hiding at the moment...

 

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The young minister Vasco with a very beutiful girl enters the bar ( if you what to see her I can give you a foto )

WWHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP.


HEillo people what the fu**have you dudes have talked?? I hope noting very important. This project of the Freeways is taking ages to pass in the parlimeint. dammmmmmmmmmm. And now with the loney toon ( jools ) in is buker I think that it will never pass. This is fu**ing crazy the almost assassination of the Lonnie Toon did you saw his face in Channel 1?? LOL he was so affraid. LOL


Bar tender can you please give my a Bacardi Lemon??? That is right no Beer for me ( hehehe )

 

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Back to that musician request thing; My vote is for KoRn, performing from their new album.

 

[Murmurandus]

I'd prefer System of a Down...

 

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I like both. but I think that Red Hot Chilli Peppers give a underfull show!!! I went to Portugal to see them and their were BEAUTIFULL but please don't invate the TOILET BOYES they suck [OOC] I really saw Red hot in Portugal [/OOC]

 

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Suggestions for Bands

All duly noted. Remember that we have a preference for Irish bands, given the St. Patty's Day Celebration.

Our promotional budget will allow us one headliner and two smaller opening acts, so free to vote for your favorite mega-band but if you also know of some great underground or emerging artists, be sure to suggest them, too.


Thanks!

- The Management

 

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NOTICE

Brewtopia is a pub, and as such, is generally laid back about things. We'll tolerate the occasional cigar-flicking, political bickering, and extensive use of profanity. C'mon, we're a pub!

However, let it be known that as we plan for our St. Patrick's Day festivities there will be absolutely, positively,

NO GREEN BEER ALLOWED!

(This also means no green mixed drinks or non-beer fortified beverages)

The stuff is impossible to clean up. Any one violating this rule will be responsible for cleaning the restrooms.

Thanks!

-The Management

 

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Sign up now for the Brewtopia Dart League!

Win Fabulous Prizes! Drink Fabulous Beer!

(consumption of beer not required for participation)

 

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Oh, a great emerging band is Channel, from the LA area. Not very well known, kind of spooky electronic music. Unfortunately, I don't know any Irish musicians other then the Corrs.

 

[Murmurandus]

I would like to sign up for the Brewtopia Dart League.

Please note however it's only for the free beer...

 

[Josephus I]

As an egalitarian, I find your discrimination against green beer to be totally offensive to all those green beer lovers. Be sure to remove this restriction or I shall have to think about picketing your establishment again....

Just kidding. I'd love to enter the darts competition. But maybe we can make it into a cigar tossing contest. Jacob Lundgren knows how expert I am at that

 

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Dart League Membership (and eventually a ladder of rankings) will be posted in the introductory post.

Please let us know if we have your name spelled correctly (OOC: That is, whether I used the correct name, your User ID or an in-character name.)

- The Management