Blorg Purge Pledge!

[The Holy Twig]

Their flag could be a broken heart and their secret history describes how no one wanted to be their friends and in their sorrow, rage grew, and in their rage they burned the worlds of all those who didn't RSVP to their parties.

Or a completely Xenophile Blorg fallen empire that doesn't understand why still nobody will be their friends.

 

[Erbinzky]

they see me blorgin, they hatin...

 

[Insane Commander]

Be it sworn under sacred oath that all who herein sign this pledge do solemly swear that in any game of Stellaris where the Blorg are encountered, their worlds will be bombarded and conquered, and their populations purged.

Whether xenophile or xenophobe, slaver or abolitionist, pacifist or militant, all Blorg encountered shall be destroyed.

So say we all!

You only say that because you haven't been befriended by Mercedes.

 

[Atlantians]

they see me blorgin, they hatin...

Don't you mean... befriendin?

 

[schultz]

You're still mad about that? You're getting a couple of planets in the upcoming peace deal, so chill man.

Damn right we're mad!

And peace deal,, shmeese deal. Zrackon mobs have already stormed the Blorg Commonality embassy, dragged out the Ambassador and staff, doused them with napalm, and had a marshmallow roast over the flaming Blorg corpses.

 

[NapoleonComple]

I agree to this extermination pledge, but not because they're warlike. Quite the opposite. You see, food prices have been rising in this part of the galaxy for some time, and I do love mushrooms...

 

[Atlantians]

You only say that because you haven't been befriended by Mercedes.

Oh, believe me, she did try...

 

[DTKtuga]

Blorg parties are a li... I mean they're great.

 

[Insane Commander]

Oh, believe me, she did try...

Noooooooooooooooo!

*Reload the game*

Mercedes lives!

 

[Atlantians]

Noooooooooooooooo!

*Reload the game*

Mercedes lives!

She is nothing if not persistent...

I mean, was.

 

[Longshadow99]

SO SAY WE ALL!

 

[Insane Commander]

She is nothing if not persistent...

I mean, was.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Atlantians]

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hah! Wow. LOL.

That is great.

@Wiz

 

[Insane Commander]

Hah! Wow. LOL.

That is great.

@Wiz

No! It's sad!

 

[Notho]

No! It's sad!

No, it's both. 8)

Damn right we're mad!

And peace deal,, shmeese deal. Zrackon mobs have already stormed the Blorg Commonality embassy, dragged out the Ambassador and staff, doused them with napalm, and had a marshmallow roast over the flaming Blorg corpses.

As for you, it sounds like someone else may need the attention of our friendships and groundhuggers very soon...

 

[Atlantians]

Little did we know that all the Prethoryn Scourge wanted was our cookbooks.

 

[Zavaleta]

We know nothing of this brutal call to purge Blorg. We only wish TO SERVE BLORG...

 

[Insane Commander]

We know nothing of this brutal call to purge Blorg. We only wish TO SERVE BLORG...

Awesome.

 

[Atlantians]

Those who serve with the Blorg will die with the Blorg.

 

[Revan7719]

They will feel the might of the colonies. We will scour the galaxy until every last fungoid is decimated. Our nukes will scour the Blorg worlds clean.

SO SAY WE ALL