We pledge that the galaxy will taste the satisfying flesh of these blorg. (Pic below)
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Blorg Purge Pledge!
- Thread starter Atlantians
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I just want to remind people how hard it is to remove fungoid species. Here an example from another well known fungoid space race in Warhammer40k:
"This also makes it extremely difficult to rid a planet of Orks, even if the initial invasion is defeated. Orks release spores throughout their lives, but release them massively at the moment of death. Without a nearby population of Orks, the alien fungus will eventually start the Orkoid life cycle anew. Decades after weathering an Ork WAAAGH!, settlements on a planet can find themselves faced with an unexpected attack from Feral Ork tribes coming out of the wilderness. The only way to effectively remove all of the Orks once they are on a planet is through a planetary Exterminatus action."
"This also makes it extremely difficult to rid a planet of Orks, even if the initial invasion is defeated. Orks release spores throughout their lives, but release them massively at the moment of death. Without a nearby population of Orks, the alien fungus will eventually start the Orkoid life cycle anew. Decades after weathering an Ork WAAAGH!, settlements on a planet can find themselves faced with an unexpected attack from Feral Ork tribes coming out of the wilderness. The only way to effectively remove all of the Orks once they are on a planet is through a planetary Exterminatus action."
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Exterminatus it is then..... problem solved!
Just send in the Adeptus Mechanicus afterwards and have them establish Hives on the Death world afterwards.
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The Blorg shall fear the Might and Glory of Space Rome!
The Blorg shall fight in Rome Space Colosseum
Roma Invicta!
The Blorg shall fight in Rome Space Colosseum
Roma Invicta!
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I pledge to grant asylum to all Blorgs on my imperial pizza
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ADDENDUM:
While preserving small numbers of Blorg for growth as food is sufficient to warrant inclusion in the Blorg Purging Pledge Pact, such is not recommended due to foul gooey aftertaste of cooked Blorg.
While preserving small numbers of Blorg for growth as food is sufficient to warrant inclusion in the Blorg Purging Pledge Pact, such is not recommended due to foul gooey aftertaste of cooked Blorg.
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We wish for nothing but being friends, and this is how we are treated? Tsk, tsk, tsk.
It's obvious that the UNjust league practices brainwashing on you poor creatures. We will liberate you all and bring True Friendship!
It's obvious that the UNjust league practices brainwashing on you poor creatures. We will liberate you all and bring True Friendship!
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It's okay, I'll keep a few as slaves if I encounter them. No Blorg will have as many friends as they will.
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Somebody needs a hug.
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Send the ground huggers and the light show fleet.
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Send the ground huggers and the light show fleet.
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Well it depends on how our next round of negotiations with the intergalactic labour guilds go. If the workers stand by their rediculous request for a wage hike, then we will simply have to "employ" the Blorg.
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You're still mad about that? You're getting a couple of planets in the upcoming peace deal, so chill man.
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Interestingly, this is actually less genocidally anti-Blorg than most of the small talk at a Blorg party.
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Now that i think off it, although mostly off-topic, i would LOVE to see a blorg fallen empire, that went totally xenophobe and completely recluse, with like a big bunch of anomalies leading to understanding how or why thrown around in the galaxy...
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Their flag could be a broken heart and their secret history describes how no one wanted to be their friends and in their sorrow, rage grew, and in their rage they burned the worlds of all those who didn't RSVP to their parties.
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