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sorry for not paying attention to the contents of the AAR itself, but I must say I am very impressed and excited about the looks of Japan in the game. I am seeing Japan having over 30 provinces in Victoria, which is a HUGE improvement from the meager 6 provinces in EU2. I am also seeing the east coast of Korea alone having around 15 provinces, a HUGE improvement from EU2 which only has 2 provinces for the whole of Korea. If approximately the same level of division is applied to China as for Japan and Korea in Vic, it would have hundreds of provinces!!
You are going to conquer China as one of your objectives right? I would really like to see how great the improvement was made there:rofl:
You are going to conquer China as one of your objectives right? I would really like to see how great the improvement was made there:rofl:
Due to the ongoing clampdown on information that would prove helpful to pirates before the official release [damn their hides!], future chapters are released at the discretion of Paradox, and most answers from me will be vague, cryptic, or just plain idiotic. So at least it is business as usual with regards to answers. 
I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to to please.
I like chinese,
I like chinese,
There's two hundred million of them in the world today,
You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.
I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They come from a short way overseas,
But they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.
So, I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're wise, and they're witty, and they're ready to please
- Swordfights & Ninjas? - When the quiet valley blooms, the mountains rejoice
- More Geishas? - Get your mind out of the gutter, man... I don't appreciate the company!
- China, wealth of? - See Song
- China, size of? - See Song
I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to to please.
I like chinese,
I like chinese,
There's two hundred million of them in the world today,
You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.
I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They come from a short way overseas,
But they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.
So, I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're wise, and they're witty, and they're ready to please
Originally posted by Judge
More info on that please
If im right in what he saying, he carnt give you more info or he might get band off the forum!!!
Originally posted by Derek Pullem
With a tune like that I wish he would get his band off the forum
Now now, Derek. It isn't proper behaviour to make fun of other peoples spelling errors.
By the way on which version has "The Blood to the Ankles" AAR been played? - I guess it is not the gold version.
Originally posted by Väinö I
Now now, Derek. It isn't proper behaviour to make fun of other peoples spelling errors.
Even when they make a lovely pun on words
Sorry Lord Sutty
Nah, don´t think so, this is not covered by a NDA you know.
Keep singing Peter
What about?
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese
You can handle them with ease
They´re handy, and they are candy, and they are ready to please
(Imagine how hard it was not to replace "Candy" with another word....)
Originally posted by Derek Pullem
Even when they make a lovely pun on words
Sorry Lord Sutty
No offence taken derack pull em !!!
Didn't anyone know that that's a song from Monty Python's Flying Circus?
He didn't make it up!
He didn't make it up!
Damn straight!
I just chose it as an appropriate response to the Chinese questions, and modified it slightly to fit the situation on hand. It says a lot about my questionable sense of humour, that I expected most readers to recognize the song
For the unenlightened, the full lyrics can be found at here
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