Chapter 1: From Confusing Beginnings
Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Belgium! But if you were to ask the neighbors, there's no such thing as a Belgium. Only some bizzaro land that has appeared in the Burgundian Benelux!
But that's not our primary concern. Our primary concern is with the fact that Belgium has been thrust through time itself to deny the world the right of using it for a battlefield in World War 1! Or something. I don't know, once time travel's introduced, all logic goes out the window.
First order of business, preventing the Central Powers from prematurely forming and invading us!
By marrying the walking chins, we're definitely going to provide safe haven for our people!
But no alliance yet, we gotta bump our relations more. But we got a slot reserved for us with this wedding.
Hopefully none of our family members are related to the Habsburgs, we might have just become our own ancestor if they are.
And with the wedding comes people staring in awe at our futuristic ways of managing a country. You see, we pay people to enter the army, instead of drafting farmers with pitchforks.
Also we have some pretty impressively build homes. And saxophones!
In fact, our saxophones are so beloved internationally, that the globe is in awe of our innovative thinking! Which lets us get our diplomacy and military reforms slowly working towards the newly immigrated peasants we now rule over. It's a slow process, we don't want to overload them with future knowledge.
Alas, there are some traditions we cannot break the rabble from enjoying. Jousting being one of them. Oh well, as long as they listen to us, let them keep their silly custom for the time being.
Despite our wishes for peace, we know that the Netherlands are nothing but trouble, and will not help us in our dire hour. So we will FORCE them to help us, by bringing them into the fold!
Wow, it's a wonder what 400 years of training will do. Our morale is through the roof, knowing that our end goal is beyond just!
But really, 4.1 morale? Hmmm, I wonder if that has to do with our custom idea set...
Just a casual stackwipe, nothing to see here.
Brittany decided they wanted to try their hand at breaking through to our modern soldiers. Alas, they were no match for superior Belgian technology!
Not long after, we vassalize East Frisia. Because we could. I mean, NOT being in the HRE in 1444? They were ASKING to be force vassalized! I did them a FAVOR!
Forgot to enforce religion on them, though
Brittany is too big to be vassalized, so we just steal their money and trade money. We'll get you next time, Brits!
And we mean both you AND the future GB!
Time for peace! We eat Utrecht, and take their treasury. More power in the Channel is ours! *Ahem* I mean, we're ONLY looking out for our future safety, this was a necessary evil. Yes, quite.
But all that war got Leopold in the mood, and just a few months later, we had a baby! And even more surprising, it SURVIVED despite local "doctors" trying to help!
Now, I noticed Chinstria would ally us, but the bar says otherwise. Oh well, worst case, they use our land as a battlefield.
....
Um, sure AI. That makes sense. Total sense. Great. I'm not complaining.
Well, anyhow, we're plowing along with tech, and I figured I'd give a look at our army stats. As you can see, we're pretty stacked in the morale front!
And finally, in 1454, we heard that the Renaissance has started. Better bring out all those Renaissance paintings we have hidden away in the palace, make sure the world sees us as the REAL originators of the Renaissance!
I think we might be causing some sort of ripple effect with our meddling in time. Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine!
Next, to (attempt to) align ourselves with the frogs. They're big, and more importantly, next to us. Two very imposing things, if I must say so.
It turns out that the Dutch-Belgian rivalry has transcended time itself, and as such we're looking to steal our neighbor's radio so their place looks worse than ours in comparison!
But in this case, the radio is Zeeland.
Tech 5 admin means it's IDEA TIME! Oh boy, I can't wait to get that Maritime-Naval Policy! Said no one ever.
We're getting innovative. So we can get to work on our electric saxophones.
But then, local news broke, in the form of some guy running down the street, shouting on the top of his lungs. And it may be trouble for us...
The Baguette has the Castilian crown, in addition to the French one!
Well, if we're lucky (and PDX's bugs don't screw us), we may be able to get both crowns for ourselves! Or we could just kill them. Either way works for us.
Anyways, it's reform time. And we decide that we need more soldiers! ALWAYS MORE SOLDIERS!
Downside is, because of the how PDX designed the HRE to NOT consider custom nations, doing this demoted us to duchy rank, despite spending 10 Belgian dollary-doos on being a kingdom.
Also, we're Prussian government. Because when the world sends you back in time, you decide that Prussia had some good ideas, militarily at least!
Now, it's time for us to continue our crusade against the Dutch! This time, we're coming for Gelre!
Hide yo kids, hide you wife, the Belgians are coming, bringing nothin' but strife!
Well, strife and some authority to the churches. Gotta avoid the protestant reformation somehow!
We peaced out both Munster and Alsace for their money, as well as changing their religion to the eastern orthodoxy. May as well see how long I can delay the reformation while I'm at it!
Next, we've finally re-introduced the Renaissance to our people. And everyone was all "Oh yeah, I remember hearing about that. Is THAT what's going on now? Oh shit, we're never going back to the 20th century..."
AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING!
And then, on July 10th, 1464, our engineers had finally gotten our factories to work on steam power and not coal, allowing us to resume production of our most stalwart weapon of the Great War, the Mauser M1889!
Allow me to transcribe the idea text here:
I'll leave this first chapter off with the peacedeal. We only took Gelre, because we could force their religion as well, which saves us a couple hundred ducats and some unrest. Remember, it's only after we finish our national ideas that we need to get the coalition building going.
I hope you enjoyed this first chapter!
Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Belgium! But if you were to ask the neighbors, there's no such thing as a Belgium. Only some bizzaro land that has appeared in the Burgundian Benelux!
But that's not our primary concern. Our primary concern is with the fact that Belgium has been thrust through time itself to deny the world the right of using it for a battlefield in World War 1! Or something. I don't know, once time travel's introduced, all logic goes out the window.
First order of business, preventing the Central Powers from prematurely forming and invading us!
By marrying the walking chins, we're definitely going to provide safe haven for our people!
But no alliance yet, we gotta bump our relations more. But we got a slot reserved for us with this wedding.
Hopefully none of our family members are related to the Habsburgs, we might have just become our own ancestor if they are.
And with the wedding comes people staring in awe at our futuristic ways of managing a country. You see, we pay people to enter the army, instead of drafting farmers with pitchforks.
Also we have some pretty impressively build homes. And saxophones!
In fact, our saxophones are so beloved internationally, that the globe is in awe of our innovative thinking! Which lets us get our diplomacy and military reforms slowly working towards the newly immigrated peasants we now rule over. It's a slow process, we don't want to overload them with future knowledge.
Alas, there are some traditions we cannot break the rabble from enjoying. Jousting being one of them. Oh well, as long as they listen to us, let them keep their silly custom for the time being.
Despite our wishes for peace, we know that the Netherlands are nothing but trouble, and will not help us in our dire hour. So we will FORCE them to help us, by bringing them into the fold!
Wow, it's a wonder what 400 years of training will do. Our morale is through the roof, knowing that our end goal is beyond just!
But really, 4.1 morale? Hmmm, I wonder if that has to do with our custom idea set...
Just a casual stackwipe, nothing to see here.
Brittany decided they wanted to try their hand at breaking through to our modern soldiers. Alas, they were no match for superior Belgian technology!
Not long after, we vassalize East Frisia. Because we could. I mean, NOT being in the HRE in 1444? They were ASKING to be force vassalized! I did them a FAVOR!
Forgot to enforce religion on them, though
Brittany is too big to be vassalized, so we just steal their money and trade money. We'll get you next time, Brits!
And we mean both you AND the future GB!
Time for peace! We eat Utrecht, and take their treasury. More power in the Channel is ours! *Ahem* I mean, we're ONLY looking out for our future safety, this was a necessary evil. Yes, quite.
But all that war got Leopold in the mood, and just a few months later, we had a baby! And even more surprising, it SURVIVED despite local "doctors" trying to help!
Now, I noticed Chinstria would ally us, but the bar says otherwise. Oh well, worst case, they use our land as a battlefield.
....
Um, sure AI. That makes sense. Total sense. Great. I'm not complaining.
Well, anyhow, we're plowing along with tech, and I figured I'd give a look at our army stats. As you can see, we're pretty stacked in the morale front!
And finally, in 1454, we heard that the Renaissance has started. Better bring out all those Renaissance paintings we have hidden away in the palace, make sure the world sees us as the REAL originators of the Renaissance!
I think we might be causing some sort of ripple effect with our meddling in time. Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine!
Next, to (attempt to) align ourselves with the frogs. They're big, and more importantly, next to us. Two very imposing things, if I must say so.
It turns out that the Dutch-Belgian rivalry has transcended time itself, and as such we're looking to steal our neighbor's radio so their place looks worse than ours in comparison!
But in this case, the radio is Zeeland.
Tech 5 admin means it's IDEA TIME! Oh boy, I can't wait to get that Maritime-Naval Policy! Said no one ever.
We're getting innovative. So we can get to work on our electric saxophones.
But then, local news broke, in the form of some guy running down the street, shouting on the top of his lungs. And it may be trouble for us...
The Baguette has the Castilian crown, in addition to the French one!
Well, if we're lucky (and PDX's bugs don't screw us), we may be able to get both crowns for ourselves! Or we could just kill them. Either way works for us.
Anyways, it's reform time. And we decide that we need more soldiers! ALWAYS MORE SOLDIERS!
Downside is, because of the how PDX designed the HRE to NOT consider custom nations, doing this demoted us to duchy rank, despite spending 10 Belgian dollary-doos on being a kingdom.
Also, we're Prussian government. Because when the world sends you back in time, you decide that Prussia had some good ideas, militarily at least!
Now, it's time for us to continue our crusade against the Dutch! This time, we're coming for Gelre!
Hide yo kids, hide you wife, the Belgians are coming, bringing nothin' but strife!
Well, strife and some authority to the churches. Gotta avoid the protestant reformation somehow!
We peaced out both Munster and Alsace for their money, as well as changing their religion to the eastern orthodoxy. May as well see how long I can delay the reformation while I'm at it!
Next, we've finally re-introduced the Renaissance to our people. And everyone was all "Oh yeah, I remember hearing about that. Is THAT what's going on now? Oh shit, we're never going back to the 20th century..."
AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING!
And then, on July 10th, 1464, our engineers had finally gotten our factories to work on steam power and not coal, allowing us to resume production of our most stalwart weapon of the Great War, the Mauser M1889!
Allow me to transcribe the idea text here:
Mauser M1889
Due to our superior Belgian technology, we have managed to bring back our ultimate infantry weapon from the Great War, the Mauser Model 1889. With this, we will make sure that our future enemies shall never rise to prominence.
+20% Infantry Combat Ability
So yes, our ideas are a TAD OP. But we're from the future, we got better smarts and stuff! Also a really dumb goal to achieve.Due to our superior Belgian technology, we have managed to bring back our ultimate infantry weapon from the Great War, the Mauser Model 1889. With this, we will make sure that our future enemies shall never rise to prominence.
+20% Infantry Combat Ability
I'll leave this first chapter off with the peacedeal. We only took Gelre, because we could force their religion as well, which saves us a couple hundred ducats and some unrest. Remember, it's only after we finish our national ideas that we need to get the coalition building going.
I hope you enjoyed this first chapter!