September 1st, 1939
Just outside of Danzig, 2 german soldiers are riding their trikes. One says " Verdamnt, these Bikes stink! What was Hitler thinking?"
March 4th, 1930
Hitler is thinking of a new car, when he sees 4 gangsta's doin drive-by's.With bikes. This gives him an idea: if they can do it, he can do it better.Soon, all of his soldiers are riding bikes. He even made a tank that was powered by a bicycle.
back to 1939:
"Hey, look! there's a Polish Tank! Get your panzerfaust ready."
So his fellow soldier readys the rocket, and when he fires, he and his bicycle are pushed back, going 30 mph into a swamp. The other soldier, frightened, rides his bike into the tank, in a suicidal move. When the tankers see him coming, they're like "WTF?!" and let him crash into the tank. When he does, he falls to the ground, and is knocked out. The tankers, as a joke, take his trike, grinds it under the tank, loads it in the barrel, and fires it.
Strasburg, Germany
Three kids are walking down a crick, when one sees a dot on the horizon. He alerts his friends, and they watch as it gets bigger, until they see it is a bike. They are so amazed, they continue to watch it, until the bike hits them like a Semi Truck. The kids are hit on the legs, and to 8 flips in the air, and come down dead.
THE END
they have a +10 movement advantage from mountain to plains/hills... (so only 1 province boost) or if the weather is good a 2 province advantage 
