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This is hardly an AAR. It's a fan fiction piece (since this subforum sayss AAR and fan fiction) that I came up with when I fixing my lunch. I thought it was worth sharing. This is a song parody: you load up the YouTube link and follow the parody words (written below) with the melody.

If this gets positive feedback, I'll make more. If this gets negative feedback, I'm probably dumb enough to make more anyway.

Each song will come with its own old-timey sheet music cover for your enjoyment.

Now then. Let's begin!

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TURTLESHROOM PRODUCTIONS
PROUDLY PRESENTS

♫ BIBLES IN THE BACKROOM
An "Europa Universalis IV" Musical Number

MELODY
ALTERNATE MELODY LINK

{SPOKEN}
Did you ever seem to have one of those days where it seemed that the Church was corrupt?
From the Pope all the way down to the local priest?
Well, you know, I used to have it just about all the time, but I found a way to get out of it.

Let me tell you about...

The Pope sells indulgence and the locals are bribed
Listening to the preacher preach sin hate and lies
-but I serve God
So you know it's my cue
I'll cleanse this Church and I'll translate a few

Bibles in the backroom!
Bibles in the backroom!
Now papists, don't you tell me I'm breaking your rules
Everyone will know, that the Reformation ain't for fools!

Walk up to the church making sure the coast is clear
Nail this on the wall, the Pope shakes in fear
The Church we will clean, our faith does not fall
To get caught would surely be the death of us all!

Bibles in the backroom!
Bibles in the backroom!
Now papists, don't you tell me, I'm breaking your rules
Everyone will know, that the Reformation ain't for fools!

{INSTRUMENTAL}

Well, the people approve oh hear the crowd roar!
Gov'ments casting the Pope out the door
Kaiser see, his throne fall apart
Nations are fighting, for soul mind and heart!

Bibles in the backroom!
Bibles in the backroom!
Now papists, don't you tell me I'm breaking your rules
Everyone will know, that the Reformation ain't for fools!

EVERYBODY!

BIBLES IN THE BACKROOM!
BIBLES IN THE BACKROOM!

I translate all the
BIBLES IN THE BACKROOM!
BIBLES IN THE BACKROOM!

Papists, don't you tell me I'm breaking your rules
Everyone will know, that the Reformation ain't for fools!

ONE MORE TIME!

BIBLES IN THE BACKROOM!
BIBLES IN THE BACKROOM!
Papists, don't you tell me I'm breaking your rules
Everyone will know, that the Reformation ain't for fools!

(YEAH!}
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Hopefully, you got a laugh out of this.

Deus Vult,
-TURTLESHROOM
 
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This is pretty cool and unique. Great job!
 

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Great concept!
Subbed!
 

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This is a great idea! You should have a thread linking the two threads and any others you have in the future!
Check my signature. For now, I have few enough items to itemize. I will cross the bulk story list bridge when I find it.