vigilantsldr said:
Will the Russians ever have the "best tank"?
Here is an attempt:
External fuel tanks (extra)? Until they get this dumb@ss notion out of their heads, they'll never match us.
Russian DAT "......Uh, Sir? Why do we put large flammable bombs near our engines that any small arms weapon can detonate?"
Russian Officer ".....Er....Are you questioning our mighty military techies? We will always rule those fat imperialistic American dogs! Because...because I said so thats why! Haven't you read the propaganda that we spew on our own equipment? We are light years ahead of our American counterparts! We perfected the tank with the introduction of the MIGHTHY T-72 and have tweaked it every few years since then! Did you see our superior qualities during Desert Storm?"
Russian DAT "Sir? The Americans only lost 2 M1's in all the direct fire engagements combined against our exported T-72 and all those crews survived!"
Russia Officer " HA!!! You've proven my point, comrade! During the cold war, we were willing to take losses of 10/1 against them! We've narrowed it down to 5/1! If that's not progress, what is?"
Russian DAT ".........?"
