Kostantiniyye, May 30, 1938
The sultan's palace
Resad Muhlis Bey (minister of the Economy) Your majesty, your majesty! I need you to come with me right away!
Abdulmecid: Not now, I'm kind of in the middle of a painting.
Resad Muhlis Bey: This can't wait your majesty!
Abdulmecid: What happened? Did the Axis agree to a peace treaty?
Resad Muhlis Bey: No, no no. We -
Abdulmecid: Beat them already? Mustafa really must be on fire then.
Resad Muhlis Bey: No, we didn't win the war.
Abdulmecid: We lost? Are the Egyptians marching on Kostantiniyye?
Resad Muhlis Bey: No, the war is still going on.
Abdulmecid: Is this a coup? Are you going to send me to live out my days in Bulgaria or Germany or something? Please give me a few minutes to pack my suitcase.
Resad Muhlis Bey: No, you're not going to be deported.
Abdulmecid: Are you going to execute me? Please, let me finish this painting, I don't want to leave this world without doing something usefull first!
Resad Muhlis Bey: No, don't worry, you're going to be fine. There's no coup and the war is going fine so far.
Abdulmecid: Well, why didn't you say so?
Resad Muhlis Bey: I just wanted to introduce you to our guest. Please meet Leni.
Leni: Guten tag.
Adi: Meow, meow
Abdulmecid: Uhm.... hello. If you're here to report about the war I'm afraid I won't be much help. Mustafa handles it.
Leni: Nein, I'm not here for zhe war, I trust the mighty Ottoman Empire can crush a few barbarians easily. I'm here for you, zhe big star of zhe big show.
Abdulmecid: Big show?
Resad Muhlis Bey: The show about the empire we make to generate extra income.
Abdulmecid: Oh, that show. Well, I barely notice the cameras anymore after more then two years.
Leni: All of Germany is talking about zhe show, especially zhe kaiser loves it. So, mein sultan, how does it feel to be nominated?
Abdulmecid: Nominated?
Leni: For zhe best character of zhe week award, of course!
http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum...-week-crosswire.250368/page-268#post-23823131
Abdulmecid: Wait, are you saying I won the best character of the week award?
Leni: Nein, you are nominated! Congratulations. How do you feel?
Abdulmecid: Well, it feels kind of awesome.
Leni: That's what we like to hear. Do you have any message for your fans?
Abdulmecid: Please volunteer for the Ottoman Army if you can. If not, just please don't revolt.
Leni: I'm sure this is a big boost for recruitment! Now, I trust you know the procedure?
Abdulmecid: Well, do I have to go to some fancy party where I celebrate if I win and just sit around smiling awkwardly if I lose?
Leni: You mean going to a party with people you like to kill but can't because you're on camera.
Abdulmecid: This sounds like the average cabinet meeting.
Leni: Don't worry, there's not going to be an award party.
Abdulmecid: Good, I was worried I'd have to sit through some stupid feminist speech. But how is going to be decided if I win?
Leni: It's not. You just have to nominate someone else.
Abdulmecid: So, I already won?
Leni: Nein, of course not! In AARland participating is more important then winning, so you are nominated!
Abdulmecid: What's the point of being nominated without winning?
Leni: Well, you can't lose if there's not going to be any winner.
Abdulmecid: I guess that's true. But did you say I have to nominate someone else?
Leni: Yes, you can nominate a character of your choosing. It can be someone you respect, someone who is funny or even a schweinhund you secretly admire. Zhe choice is all up to you.
Abdulmecid: Well, I'd have to catch up on my reading.
Leni: Yes, yes, no problem. I'll be back next week to hear your chosen nominee. Good luck and enjoy your award!