Ok, this will be a monstrously quick AAR, no more than 5 years max(oh yeah, it'll be very fun 
Setts: well, very hard, furious, baden only major, and really who cares bout the rest?
Jan 1 1492: Preparations
The King and I are sitting down, watching "The King and I" and thinking that it really is a crappy musical, when a kindly old man comes in...
Old Man(OM) : Yo, guys! I gots yer 1000 potatoes here. Where do you want em?
5 loans taken.Why? Why Not?
King: Shh Man! Can't you see them people is trying to do a whatyermacallut, a moosical, yeah, thats it, moosical? Put em down there (motions to a huge pile of potatoes beside him)
Me: Hey King, why don't we fry these potatoes, make fried potatoes?
King:Who are you? (puzzled look on King face)
Me: I'm me, king, you know... me?
OM: Yeah, whatever guys. See ya!
Old man leaves, King and i go back to watching "King and I"
King: Hey, lets get some of the peasants together, give em forks, and send them against are enemies.
Me: Sure ting boss!
7000 infantry commisioned in Baden
Me: Hey, I gots an idea! Let's piss off the peasants. Send a corrupt tax type person there
King: Whatever!
Tax collector ordered
Me:So, what to do now?
King: Lets make alcohol! Oh yeah!
Later on that year...
Me: Hey boss! Some silly Austrians want us in their alliance.
King: Whats an Alliance?
Me: Dunno, maybe a new drink?
King: Nah, i don't think so. Let's stand against everyone by ourselves
Me: Ya boss, yu right
King: We need more peasants!
Me: Sure thing boss
6000 infantry commissioned in Baden, we will have 23000 men soon enough. Then, whenw e have our 4 diplomats, the fun begins, hehe
Nov 12: RM with Kleves...
A thing walks into the throne room, and stands next to the King
Thing: Yello, it's me, Princess Imanuglyho from Kleves.
King: What was that name again?
Thing: Imanuglyho
King:You sure is
Dec 1:
One of the scientists runs in, trips on his feet, and lands in the pile of potatoes.
Scientist: King boss, we can build new stuff now. Something bout refineries, so now, more alcohol!
King:Hot Damn! We'll drink to that. Take as many of the potatoes as you need.
1493: Now it's party time!
King: Hey guy, I think we should attack all our neighbours.
Me: Whatever you say boss.
Feb 3: War with Thuringen
The General of the army of baden, Imadimwit, marches at the head of 25000 foot and 1000 horse. They head for Thuringen. One of the lieutenants rides next to the General.
Gen. Imadimwit: So, yu think we meet much problems? Them there whatyumercallzit? Thuringeninininininininsssss?
Lieu. Wha wha wha : Yessum, i garontee we will boss.
Gen: So, we gonna win?
Lieu: Nah, probably not
Gen: Ok, works for me
At the siege of Erfurt...
Gen: So, how'd we manage to beat them Thuringeninininininininsssss?
Lieu: dunno.
Gen: Hey, lets keep sending our guys againt those stone walls. We can use their bodies to bash it down.
Lieu: Um, but aint stone hard?
Gen: Dunno, maybe...
Lieu: Lets do it! Send em in guys!
Soldiers: CHARGE! CHARGE CHARGE CHAR-SPLAT!
The first wave is splattered over the walls. The next wave goes on and rushes the stone walls, heads down, determined to bash their way in.
Nov 3: Erfurt is captured, Thuringen is no more.
The King sits on top the mound of bodies in front of the fort in Erfurt. He lounges on their rotting corpses. Whistling a merry tune, he waves at one of the corpse bearers
King: Hey you there? You? You!
Corpse bearer: Ya boss?
King: Why are you ruining my mound o bodies? I like it like this
Corpse Bearer: Oh, sorry, i'll leave em alone.
King: Damn straight!
Corpse Bearer:Hey, I heard that them stinky Wortemburgers called you a member of the intelligentsia
King: Wassat?
Corpses Bearer: Sounds like a disease or sumthin
King: What?! They call me a disease? War baby, yeah!
Jan 1 1494
King is back in Baden, drinking his potato juice. I am sitting and making careful potato castles with what remains of the potatoes
King: You hear that them Wurtemburgers called me a disease?
Me: Yup. Let's kick some ass, oh yeah!
King: Yup
Me: Yup
King:Yup
Me: Yup
King: K, go on, tell the general to rape and pillage
Me: Where?
King: Dunno, here maybe?
Me: Hows bout Wurtemburger
King: S'ok, sounds good
Outside Stuttgart
A mound of fresh bodies lays at the base of the fort in Stuttgart. General Imadimwit and Lieutenant Wha wha wha sit in their tent, enjoying some blood, er tea
Gen: You take one lump or two?
Lieu: Sugar tastes bad
Gen: Yup
Lieu: Yup
Gen:Yup
Lieu: Hey, lets send more bodies against the wall.
Gen: ok
Imadimwit sticks his ehad outside, looks at the fort, looks at the soldiers, then point to the wall
Gen: Guys, go rush that wall there
Soldier: The stone wall?
Gen: Yessum
Soldier: Ok
All the soldiers get together, and rush the wall, all the while screaming
Soldiers: CHARGE! CHARGE CHARGE CHAR-SPLAT!
The first wave is splattered over the walls. The next wave goes on and rushes the stone walls, heads down, determined to bash their way in.
Sept 1: Bankrupt
The King is heartbroken. No more potatoes!
The Old man comes back in, with his bag o potatoes
Old Man: Boss, I gots ome more potatoes for you. Where do you want them?
King(giddy) : Whee hee hee! Put em in the still over there.
Old Man(Dropping the sack in the still, all 1000 of em) : Here ya go boss. Try not to run thru these so fast, eh?
King(solemly) : I won't
The Old man leaves, and the Knig dives into the pile of potatoes, doing a back stroke, and whistling a merry little tune.
Sept 4: 5 loans taken, more potatoes!
Nov 3: Conquistaor in Baden.Why?
A rugged explorer entert the throne room.
Explorer: Heya guys, Whadeye miss?
King: Huh? Oh, it's you, Shamalamadingdong. Hey, go to Wurtemburg guy.
Seriously. Go there guy.
Shamalamadingdong: Sure thing boss
Shamalamading dong heads to Stuttgart, getting lost along the way...
Shamalamadingdong and his guide, Gonor Rhea are looking at a map, somewhere in Wurtemburg.
Gonor: Boss, what is this blue stuff here?
Shama: Um, that is the sky...Yeah, sky is blue, and so is this stuff on the map.
Gonor: So we going into the sky?
Shama: Yup. Get some chickens, we'll use their feathers.
Gonor: Sure thing boss
May 20 1495: Wurtemburg falls, annexed./COLOR]
Gen Imadimwit, Lieutenant Wha wha wha, Gonor Rhea and Shamalamadingdong all stand outside the smoking ruin of Stuttgart. These new cannons make the bodies go so much faster, and harder against the wall. S'all good
Aug 1 1495: Bankrupt again, and this AAR is almost over.
The King is againwithout potatoes! He needs potatoes!
Old man comes back, doesn't say anything, dumps 1000 potatoes again on the floor. King is happy again...
Later on tha week, word is sent that the French have decided to keep all of the potatoes, and this angers the King to no end
King: Rat Bastards! They will not give us potatoes? Well, this means war. And While we're at it, let's attack Poland, Austria, Spain, Russia, and Hessen!
Me: Sur thing boss. I'll send the twins right away.
Aug 3: War with Austria, then the world
[f12, oranje, then attack again(stupid -3 stab means no wars? I du think so!) rather rinse repeat until Baden is at war with Russia, Spain, Poland, Austria]
Thuringen falls to Bhemia, Wurtemburg to Hungary, and Baden is lost to Palatinat. But at least we still have our potatoes.
GAME OVER! HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
Note: The King, Me, Gonor Rhea and Shamalamadingdong all managed to get our stash of potatoes and leave Badne afore it fell. Maybe they will be in another country? Who know...
Setts: well, very hard, furious, baden only major, and really who cares bout the rest?
Jan 1 1492: Preparations
The King and I are sitting down, watching "The King and I" and thinking that it really is a crappy musical, when a kindly old man comes in...
Old Man(OM) : Yo, guys! I gots yer 1000 potatoes here. Where do you want em?
5 loans taken.Why? Why Not?
King: Shh Man! Can't you see them people is trying to do a whatyermacallut, a moosical, yeah, thats it, moosical? Put em down there (motions to a huge pile of potatoes beside him)
Me: Hey King, why don't we fry these potatoes, make fried potatoes?
King:Who are you? (puzzled look on King face)
Me: I'm me, king, you know... me?
OM: Yeah, whatever guys. See ya!
Old man leaves, King and i go back to watching "King and I"
King: Hey, lets get some of the peasants together, give em forks, and send them against are enemies.
Me: Sure ting boss!
7000 infantry commisioned in Baden
Me: Hey, I gots an idea! Let's piss off the peasants. Send a corrupt tax type person there
King: Whatever!
Tax collector ordered
Me:So, what to do now?
King: Lets make alcohol! Oh yeah!
Later on that year...
Me: Hey boss! Some silly Austrians want us in their alliance.
King: Whats an Alliance?
Me: Dunno, maybe a new drink?
King: Nah, i don't think so. Let's stand against everyone by ourselves
Me: Ya boss, yu right
King: We need more peasants!
Me: Sure thing boss
6000 infantry commissioned in Baden, we will have 23000 men soon enough. Then, whenw e have our 4 diplomats, the fun begins, hehe
Nov 12: RM with Kleves...
A thing walks into the throne room, and stands next to the King
Thing: Yello, it's me, Princess Imanuglyho from Kleves.
King: What was that name again?
Thing: Imanuglyho
King:You sure is
Dec 1:
One of the scientists runs in, trips on his feet, and lands in the pile of potatoes.
Scientist: King boss, we can build new stuff now. Something bout refineries, so now, more alcohol!
King:Hot Damn! We'll drink to that. Take as many of the potatoes as you need.
1493: Now it's party time!
King: Hey guy, I think we should attack all our neighbours.
Me: Whatever you say boss.
Feb 3: War with Thuringen
The General of the army of baden, Imadimwit, marches at the head of 25000 foot and 1000 horse. They head for Thuringen. One of the lieutenants rides next to the General.
Gen. Imadimwit: So, yu think we meet much problems? Them there whatyumercallzit? Thuringeninininininininsssss?
Lieu. Wha wha wha : Yessum, i garontee we will boss.
Gen: So, we gonna win?
Lieu: Nah, probably not
Gen: Ok, works for me
At the siege of Erfurt...
Gen: So, how'd we manage to beat them Thuringeninininininininsssss?
Lieu: dunno.
Gen: Hey, lets keep sending our guys againt those stone walls. We can use their bodies to bash it down.
Lieu: Um, but aint stone hard?
Gen: Dunno, maybe...
Lieu: Lets do it! Send em in guys!
Soldiers: CHARGE! CHARGE CHARGE CHAR-SPLAT!
The first wave is splattered over the walls. The next wave goes on and rushes the stone walls, heads down, determined to bash their way in.
Nov 3: Erfurt is captured, Thuringen is no more.
The King sits on top the mound of bodies in front of the fort in Erfurt. He lounges on their rotting corpses. Whistling a merry tune, he waves at one of the corpse bearers
King: Hey you there? You? You!
Corpse bearer: Ya boss?
King: Why are you ruining my mound o bodies? I like it like this
Corpse Bearer: Oh, sorry, i'll leave em alone.
King: Damn straight!
Corpse Bearer:Hey, I heard that them stinky Wortemburgers called you a member of the intelligentsia
King: Wassat?
Corpses Bearer: Sounds like a disease or sumthin
King: What?! They call me a disease? War baby, yeah!
Jan 1 1494
King is back in Baden, drinking his potato juice. I am sitting and making careful potato castles with what remains of the potatoes
King: You hear that them Wurtemburgers called me a disease?
Me: Yup. Let's kick some ass, oh yeah!
King: Yup
Me: Yup
King:Yup
Me: Yup
King: K, go on, tell the general to rape and pillage
Me: Where?
King: Dunno, here maybe?
Me: Hows bout Wurtemburger
King: S'ok, sounds good
Outside Stuttgart
A mound of fresh bodies lays at the base of the fort in Stuttgart. General Imadimwit and Lieutenant Wha wha wha sit in their tent, enjoying some blood, er tea
Gen: You take one lump or two?
Lieu: Sugar tastes bad
Gen: Yup
Lieu: Yup
Gen:Yup
Lieu: Hey, lets send more bodies against the wall.
Gen: ok
Imadimwit sticks his ehad outside, looks at the fort, looks at the soldiers, then point to the wall
Gen: Guys, go rush that wall there
Soldier: The stone wall?
Gen: Yessum
Soldier: Ok
All the soldiers get together, and rush the wall, all the while screaming
Soldiers: CHARGE! CHARGE CHARGE CHAR-SPLAT!
The first wave is splattered over the walls. The next wave goes on and rushes the stone walls, heads down, determined to bash their way in.
Sept 1: Bankrupt
The King is heartbroken. No more potatoes!
The Old man comes back in, with his bag o potatoes
Old Man: Boss, I gots ome more potatoes for you. Where do you want them?
King(giddy) : Whee hee hee! Put em in the still over there.
Old Man(Dropping the sack in the still, all 1000 of em) : Here ya go boss. Try not to run thru these so fast, eh?
King(solemly) : I won't
The Old man leaves, and the Knig dives into the pile of potatoes, doing a back stroke, and whistling a merry little tune.
Sept 4: 5 loans taken, more potatoes!
Nov 3: Conquistaor in Baden.Why?
A rugged explorer entert the throne room.
Explorer: Heya guys, Whadeye miss?
King: Huh? Oh, it's you, Shamalamadingdong. Hey, go to Wurtemburg guy.
Seriously. Go there guy.
Shamalamadingdong: Sure thing boss
Shamalamading dong heads to Stuttgart, getting lost along the way...
Shamalamadingdong and his guide, Gonor Rhea are looking at a map, somewhere in Wurtemburg.
Gonor: Boss, what is this blue stuff here?
Shama: Um, that is the sky...Yeah, sky is blue, and so is this stuff on the map.
Gonor: So we going into the sky?
Shama: Yup. Get some chickens, we'll use their feathers.
Gonor: Sure thing boss
May 20 1495: Wurtemburg falls, annexed./COLOR]
Gen Imadimwit, Lieutenant Wha wha wha, Gonor Rhea and Shamalamadingdong all stand outside the smoking ruin of Stuttgart. These new cannons make the bodies go so much faster, and harder against the wall. S'all good
Aug 1 1495: Bankrupt again, and this AAR is almost over.
The King is againwithout potatoes! He needs potatoes!
Old man comes back, doesn't say anything, dumps 1000 potatoes again on the floor. King is happy again...
Later on tha week, word is sent that the French have decided to keep all of the potatoes, and this angers the King to no end
King: Rat Bastards! They will not give us potatoes? Well, this means war. And While we're at it, let's attack Poland, Austria, Spain, Russia, and Hessen!
Me: Sur thing boss. I'll send the twins right away.
Aug 3: War with Austria, then the world
[f12, oranje, then attack again(stupid -3 stab means no wars? I du think so!) rather rinse repeat until Baden is at war with Russia, Spain, Poland, Austria]
Thuringen falls to Bhemia, Wurtemburg to Hungary, and Baden is lost to Palatinat. But at least we still have our potatoes.
GAME OVER! HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
Note: The King, Me, Gonor Rhea and Shamalamadingdong all managed to get our stash of potatoes and leave Badne afore it fell. Maybe they will be in another country? Who know...
