Awesome screenshots.

[Easy-Kill]

If you're going to play France and extend the Maginot Line, make sure it extends far enough south:

Oops...

It's really because they want to swap sides and join in the war against Germany.

 

[theokrat]

Over 2000 unused manpower for france
7 tanks all grouped together?

 

[Nietzsche]

Wait, wait...I just noticed...the Italian front is being lead by Germans.

lol...

You stopped the jerries in the North. But that's about it.

 

[th3freakie]

So what this teaches us is that we can expect Italia to ally with Germania in about 1943, even if France is surviving?

My French game is doomed then. And I didn't even built a low-land Maginot...

 

[unmerged(86576)]

I can't find the other piccie showing my Maginot troops sandwiched on the Line with Italy below and Germany north -- I REFUSED TO CAPITULATE!!!

 

[Gen. Skobelev]

So what this teaches us is that we can expect Italia to ally with Germania in about 1943, even if France is surviving?

My French game is doomed then. And I didn't even built a low-land Maginot...

It's either German control of Paris or Belgium which triggers Italy AI change

################
# Italy changes political stance in war
#############################################
event = {
	id = 26000
	random = no 
	country = ITA

	trigger = {
		ai = yes
		OR = {
			AND = {
				# Belgium
				control = { province = 45 data = GER }
				control = { province = 50 data = GER }
				control = { province = 51 data = GER }
				control = { province = 52 data = GER }
				control = { province = 65 data = GER }
				control = { province = 68 data = GER }
				control = { province = 69 data = GER }
				control = { province = 70 data = GER }
				random = 30
			}
			control = { province = 56 data = GER } # Paris
		}
	}

	name = "AI_EVENT"
	style = 0	
	
	date = { day = 1 month = january year = 1936 }
	offset = 4
	deathdate = { day = 29 month = december year = 1948 }

	action_a = {
		command = { type = ai which = "switch/ITA_Neutrality.ai" }
	}
}

 

[altrgamm]

Pretty usual stuff, but still funny

Today we will take a look on the ENIGMAS OF THE EAST.

Chairman Mao: -The Japanese! They are opressors, they are invaders, they are capitalists! We hate them so much! Declare WAR!
No, Wait! Do it TWICE! No, it's not enough! DECLARE THE WAR THREE TIMES!

Meanwhile in Tokio: -Japan Prime minister(PM): We have to seek German Recognition of Manchukuo -Foreing Minister(FM):
-There is a minor problem...-PM: What is it now!?! --FM: We...Err...We can't find Germany itself... -PM: Why I have to do everything myself!?
-FM: But they are... -PM: I said "seek",so you WILL seek and you'd better do it quick!(Leaving the room). -FM(speaking to the door): ...gone.

 

[unmerged(61810)]

They must be in multiple alliances. The AI does that sometimes.

 

[altrgamm]

They must be in multiple alliances. The AI does that sometimes.

Like I said - it is not unusual, but, IMO, still funny

 

[unmerged(46967)]

I'd like to think this is awesome

Poor taste.

 

[Matt13333]

I'd like to think this is awesome

*Picture*

Translation please?

Oh yeah, thats just wrong.

 

[th3freakie]

You're giving Stalin a worse name then he already has.

Now that's a feat! Please delete that (and people quoting it do likewise) so the thread won't get closed.

 

[unmerged(61810)]

Uh... Is that a reference to Red Alert 2?

And altrgamm, your nations' names on the map are... A bit off...

 

[altrgamm]

Uh... Is that a reference to Red Alert 2?

And altrgamm, your nations' names on the map are... A bit off...

They are not nations' names (black letters, right?) they are the names of the regions in russian (Like Mediterranian). They have no connection with anything, and I have no idea how to remove them. Is something wrong with them? And the reason they are like this - see in my reply to @Fernando Torres@ in the page 81 of this thread.

 

[unmerged(61810)]

I meant the region names. Like, France goes all the way to the middle of the Mediterranean (I think that's France), for example.

They're just off in placement.

 

[unmerged(69374)]

I'd like to think this is awesome

Go fuck yourself.

 

[unmerged(61810)]

Let's not curse anyone out here. I don't want the thread locked.

And what does the picture have to do with Paradox's games? C'mon, it's not even in the same time period.

If you wanted to be insulting but wanted it to be more appropriate, there's Photoshop. Make the Empire State or something.

 

[altrgamm]

I meant the region names. Like, France goes all the way to the middle of the Mediterranean (I think that's France), for example.

They're just off in placement.

It is a known problem with a language - russian words usually a lot longer then they translations to any other languages. For example - in english you adresses to a policeman "officer" (7 Letters). In russian it would be 11 letters - 1/3 longer.
This rule applies almost to every words - names included. The results of this, combined with a cheap trasnation methods you can see on the map...

 

[unmerged(43652)]

Wierd.

I'd like to think this is awesome

Wow.

:wacko:

And I used to think that only the AI could make such foolish choices. Disappointing to learn otherwise.

Now that we've got this bizarre 'Stalin-posing-with-21st-century-Terror-Bombing' pic, what's the next pic that'll be chosen to post in the "Awesome Screenshots" thread?

Something with a concentration camp theme?
Swastikas for all occasions?

>>>>NO THANKS.<<<<

Since I don't read cyrillic and no translation has been proferred, I don't know the full context of how this bizarre terror-bombing pic has come to be considered 'awesome' by the poster.

A translation or explanation might be fascinating.

Unfortunately, such thoughtless and crude postings, unless edited/deleted, could cause this great thread to be locked- or the poster banned- even before such info is provided to us. Use consideration before you post. I don't think any of us want a thread-lock, or a banishment, to take place.

 

[altrgamm]

Wow.

:wacko:

And I used to think that only the AI could make such foolish choices. Disappointing to learn otherwise.

Now that we've got this bizarre 'Stalin-posing-with-21st-century-Terror-Bombing' pic, what's the next pic that'll be chosen to post in the "Awesome Screenshots" thread?

Something with a concentration camp theme?
Swastikas for all occasions?

>>>>NO THANKS.<<<<

Since I don't read cyrillic and no translation has been proferred, I don't know the full context of how this bizarre terror-bombing pic has come to be considered 'awesome' by the poster.

A translation or explanation might be fascinating.

Unfortunately, such thoughtless and crude postings, unless edited/deleted, could cause this great thread to be locked- or the poster banned- even before such info is provided to us. Use consideration before you post. I don't think any of us want a thread-lock, or a banishment, to take place.

Ignore him. The guy want an attention and you are doing exactly what he wants. He doesn't worth it.