I have no idea what the image limit is, so I split these into two separate posts.
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1945 tech they are researching in 1942. This after they started Spearhead HQs/Firebrigade in 1941 (both '43 techs). Scandinavia is going to be in colonizing the moon by the time Germany is getting V2s, I swear.
More brilliant command decisions from the Italians. "Send all of our troops to a big, easily pocketed province and then leave it undefended!" The most surprising this is that despite being pocketed, they somehow broke free and now have 24 divisions running a stable front line in Africa. They still haven't attacked, despite outnumbering the allies 4:1, but whatever. Useless Italians.
The Americans kept landing in Hyderabad, and silly me, I didn't leave enough divisions to beat them out. They trapped me in this huge fucking salient for five days (five scary days) while my all mechanized force attempted to retake the overland route to supplies. Luckily, I'd been building convoys galore for Sealion, so I had enough to ship resources all the way to India, but still. What a horrid mistake that was!
Last one!
Chinese surnames come before their given names, and so I'm pretty sure this guy's name is "Shouting Wang", which is just god damn hilarious.