22 May 1275 Rome
@Zamarak500 leads the AmazingAdventurousReaders on a tour of the Eternal City hoping for an audience with Pope Clemens III. Meanwhile, Bishop Flamur is meeting with an old friend, the smuggler known as The Bandit. The Bandit would like to use the AAReaders as a cover. He has a contract to provide
@RedTemplar, HRE Chamberlain, with four beverages. Across town, Justice Buford of the Apennine Forest and Papal Inquisitor
@TheButterflyComposer are making plans to capture The Bandit and seize all untaxed goods.
23 May 1275 Road from Rome to the Black Forest
The Bandit is busy setting false trails for Justice Buford to follow. Nun turned Scout, Gidget, is flying down paths planting Green Post-It Signs for Snowman and his 20 team Wagon Train to follow. The first wagon contains sacks of coffee beans that
@ibicko has stolen from the warehouses of famed coffee growers, Ernest and Julio Valdez. The wagon, two behind, conceals chests of chocolate powder that
@Kazanov has brought from the lands beyond the edge of the world.
@ibicko and
@Kazanov are discussing opening a group of taverns named
SunMarks. Hidden beneath the feet of the AAReaders in the next wagon are jugs of
Moonbeams, the high octane beverage brewed by master brewers Duke Jesse of Danger and
@coz1. The next to last wagon has false floorboards hiding casks of the mix that it is used to make the Pope's prized
Italian Icees. Snowman and his oxen wrangler
@Bullfilter wish to open an inn where
@Bullfilter's lovely wife, Matilda, can teach people to waltz. Snowman wishes to name the drink,
Snowcone, but
@Bullfilter suggests
SlurpE.
1 June 1275 Breisgau, Black Forest capital of the HRE
@RedTemplar pays The Bandit and leads the AAReaders to a reception with Kaiser Adolf. Once again, Justice Buford and
@TheButterflyComposer are foiled.
The Holy Roman Empire is for the
fourth consecutive check, #1 with a
twenty-three holding gain. The Empire's 647 holdings stretch over 178 counties in
Eastern France, Germany, Northern Italy, Northern Balkans with an exclave in
Eastern Spain. Absent from the
Empire is Germany's Baltic Coastline. The HRE uses
Agnatic Princely Elective to choose Emperors.
HRE's leadership timeline for the 13th century's third quarter:
26 March 1241 38yo Magnus von Hohenstaufen is elected HRE Emperor.
13 June 1269 67yo Kaiser Magnus dies from stress. 48yo Adolf von Zähringen is elected HRE Emperor.
53yo German Orthodox Kaiser Adolf, an Underhanded Rogue, specializes in
diplomacy (22-3-5-4-5). Patriarch Kaiser Adolf uses his
family focus (whether immediate family or the Empire's citizens who he considers to be his children)
to highlight his patience, kindness, charity, and gregariousness. Kaiser Adolf personally rules
the empire, two duchies and three counties. His vassals number
three kings, thirty-five dukes, six counts and seven barons.
Kaiser Adolf and his thirty-thousand man army is currently attacking Serence Doge Tedice of Venice to add de jure Istria (northeast Adriatic, modern Croatia, Italy and Slovenia) to the Empire. Anne Howe has been too busy with the Catholic Crusade to give this war a score. Kaiser Adolf has two Bad Boy points (the only bad boy points among the Big Five).
Top Twenty-One Realms with an Orthodox Ruler:
Holy Roman Empire #1 647 holdings
Byzantine Empire #6 186 holdings
Mongol Empire #7 160 holdings
Kingdom of Galicia-Volhynia #18tie 76 holdings
Kingdom of Lotharingia #18tie 76 holdings HRE vassal
18 June 1275 Breisgau Castle
Bishop Flamur and
@Zamarak500 leads the AAReaders past workmen busily hanging a "1275 #1" banner from the rafters of Breisgau Castle. The banner will look at home next to the "1250 #1", "1225 #1" and "1200 #1" banners. Colonel
@codie and the Empire's French Legion will escort a tired group of AAReaders from Breisgau Castle to home base Dyrrachion.
THANK YOUs to Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Jackie Gleason and Jerry Reed for
'Smokey and the Bandit'.
@RedTemplar for
'Die Klingen des Himmels'. Currently in CK2 but will be a mega campaign.
@ibicko for
'A Tale as Old as Time'. Mega campaign currently in CK2.
@Kazanov for '
A Storm from the West'. Mega campaign currently in CK3 with book 4.
@coz1 for
'The War of the Roses'. EU4 narrative.
@DensleyBlair for agreeing to help Princess Georgia with the 1300 tour.
WANTED: Someone to command the WayBack Machine in 1300 and be a friend to 15yo Doux Konstantin. (I was hoping that this would be a multi parter with a 40yo in 1325 and possibly a 65yo in 1350, but RNG disagreed.)
Answers to eight remaining contest questions.
Someone to talk me off Regency Ridge. This one is particularly painful.
NEXT: Mystics for
@diskoerekto and the timeline that brought me to Regency Ridge.
EVERYONE, thank you very much for reading.