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Chapter 3-True Catholicism foundation

Henri awoke early in the morning, aboard his ship, the A-PS Newpope. He could hardly sleep in excitement however when he finally managed to he received God's next orders as to what he should do to depose the corrupt pope and proclaim himself leader of the true faith.It was clear however the order was to jump out of the boat.
"How odd, I don't see how that would serve any purpose to my glorious reign",thought Henri "But God knows best.Maybe i could walk on water." So with the excitement of the potential of becoming the next Jesus, Henri stepped out into the sunrise with the coast of Tripoli on the horizon, took a run-up, leaped and dive bombed straight into the water, and smashed his head against a sharp rocked and after a second saw darkness.

Later on there was a meeting on deck. Landon was speaking out to the rest of the NC's.

"New Catholics! Our apparently great leader, Henri has abandoned us I fear.So I will be taking over the reigns.Does anyone have any objections to this?"

"I do" piped up one person.
"Kill him" ordered
"But!"
"Listen! At this great time of need we cannot afford any rebellious parts.!"
The "rebellious part" is swiftly executed with a clean slice through the neck then Landon speaks again, "Gentleman, Henri's aspirations for Algiers were terribly misguided. How would we get anywhere with a minor power like that. Instead we will take over England.Here is the plan.I will book a room at an inn opposite parliament.We will sneak these barrels of gunpowder under the houses and when the King next visits on November 5th we will blow them all sky high!!!!!!!!!"
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Henri woke up to a strange hospital like place and two strange camouflaged men walked in.
 

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As someone else said, so long as you are having fun, that makes an AAR pretty successful. We all had to start somewhere too.

Anti-popery sounds fun.
 

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Enewald-Hmmm...I have heard a similar story somewhere before.....but this was the plan made before Guy Fawkes was even born.He just copied the inspiration taken from Landon's great plan. Obviously:rolleyes::D

stnylan-thanks, with my new found inspiration I intend to finish this off properly rather than leaving it were Avignon is lost.If I finish this successfully I may even carry on with the story of the time traveling mercenary.
 

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Chapter 3B-The Man from 500 years ago

The camouflaged men stepped closer. Who were these men? Henri had never seen anything like it. He looked over to his right and saw that it was nightfall outside, yet the room was still so bright. He looked around for the candles that could shine so brightly. He then gazed up to the ceiling and saw them. Long candles stuck to the roof that glow white hot to illuminate the room.

"Where am I?" he finally summoned the courage to ask.

"You are in the United Kingdom or as it it never existed in your day I can tell you that you are in England."

"So what year is th..."

"2009, but what is important is what year are you from?"

"err...how did I get here?"

"We found you unconscious, lucky to survive since you fell through the roof and landed into the Prime Minister's soup pot. But what year are you from?"

"1501"

"Right, now your going to help us send the British Army there!"

"!"