The Awful Confusion of Fighting Everyone, Everywhere
February 1658
Colonist to Kuala Lampur (46%), and eight warships ordered in Malacca. In March we discover mobile artillery (land tech 20) allowing us to build even larger fortresses. Forts enlarged in Penobscot, Istria and Malacca. Our ships can now have lower deck batteries (naval tech 20). In September we succeed in Kuala Lampur and follow with another colonist (52%).
1659 Tax 1429d
Our Land tech is well above all other nations (20 to 13), and even naval tech puts us well ahead (20 to 16), to a lesser extent the same holds for infrastructure (6+ to 5) and trade (6+ to 6). Seven warships ordered in the Med, and we notice that we can build 23 at a time in Flandres. In February we learn that we failed in Kuala Lampur. In April, bureaucrats announce that Vienna, which they call the Central Government, can see to it that production is increased throughout the realm (Infrastructure tech level 7). England ceded Munster to Spain in July. In October we discover Mortars (land tech 21). We send another colonist to Kuala Lampur in December.
1660 Tax 1419d
Eight more warships ordered in Malacca to add to the seventeen, and nine transports, we have there now. We order the walls to be maximized in Jerusalem, Iraq and Aleppo. We fail again in Kuala Lampur. In September we try again.
1661 Tax 1424d
We discover cartography (naval tech 21), so any fleet can explore into the unknown. We recruit up to a total army of 418/106/1413, adding mostly in Europe. Our next war should be mainly Denmark and the middle east, but we will give natural forces some time yet to produce a war. Perhaps we are getting spoiled. We fail yet again in Kuala Lampur. In December Turkey (Wallachia, Crimea, Nubia, Algiers) DOWs the Mamelukes (Persia).
1662 Tax 1430d
Eight more warships ordered in Malacca, and colonist sent to Kuala Lampur. We notice 85000 Mamelukes in Sinai, which will support only 2000 troops. In May we decide that we have waited long enough. The Turks and Persians have been at war a long time, and Monty is not getting younger, so we DoW Persia (Mamelukes, Oman), hoping to grab provinces nearer Persia's capitol before we turn our attention to the other wars that come our way. Spain joins. Monty with 14/0/116 travels with a separate force of 5/11/10 to Hamad. We send 6/0/79 into Kirkuk. We note that the Mameluke in Sinai are down to 24000. Col Gurlitz takes 25/0/0 into Kars. We fail again in Kuala Lampur. In June Venice (England, Knights, Poland) DoW us, Spain joins. Col Mack takes 16/6/146 to an undefended London. Our new world force of 12/6/100 moves on Micmac, hoping to storm it, we shall see. Two forces totalling 21/13/160 move on Venice, only the cannon heavy force will stay. We beseige Kars (4) and Kirkuk (4). Crimea (Turkey) DoW us, and Spain again joins our war. Monty defeats both Persian and Turk and beseiges Hamad (4) and the additional force moves on into Awhaz, which is contiguous to the Persian capitol. Portugal (Scotland, Morocco, China) DoW us, dragging Spain into yet another war. 17/2/10 Venetians meet our 21/13/160 in Venice, and our forces simultaneously arrive in Warsaw and London. Impressive if accidental. Hungary DoWs us. We leave 20/0/150 in Venice, after killing all but 31 infantry of the enemy.
August 1662
In Micmac 12/6/100 face England's 4/0/10, and the enemy is killed to the last man. We storm the city but must watch silently as 117 men and one cannon send us running back to our camps. A small force, 9/0/100, beseiges Magyar. As the shrine to Our Lady in Sudeten becomes more popular, Bohemia converts to Catholicism (RE: conversion).
November 1662
Galicia and Holland revolt, and for once we have spare armies near each to meet the challenge. We suddenly remember the need to take Yanam, and move accordingly. We take Warsaw from Poland and move the force on to join the men now in Podlasia (3), who have no cannon. In December Monty captures Hamad from Persia, and moves on to take over from the army in Awhaz, which will move on the Persian capitol of Isfahan.
1663 Tax 1148d
Our forces move into an undefended and unfortified Yanam. We take Kirkuk from Persia and decline Hamad. The Kirkuk army moves to Tabriz. We have not had to defend Aleppo yet this war, all our actions have been on enemy soil in the mideast. We take London, and our second try gets us Micmac, which the British offer us with Bangor, and we decline. We will burn the trading post at Bangor and insist on Yanam and Micmac. We try again in Kuala Lampur. We accept a white peace with Hungary, and take Yanam, leaving 10/0/0 there. We burn the trading post in Fundy, but our 4000 horse turn back to Micmac when we see some 18000 English in Nova Scotia. Monty captures Ahwaz, and both forces move to Isfahan. 16/3 English catch our 0/4/0 in Fundy struggling to cross a river, our men are annihilated, leaving only 2/0/100 in the new world, we must make peace with England. England grants us Micmac and Yanam in return for London. As our troops begin the voyage from Yanam, our defenses in Malacca may prove insufficient, 14000 Chinese cavalry fight 9000 Austrian infantry, but our forces win the day.
March 1663
Hyderbad DoWs us, this will be bad. Sweden DoWs us and somehow our request for Spanish help is lost in the mail (game paused, assistance request ignored). The Swedes send 28/7/50 to face our 27/4/0 in Skane, we lose 2000 infantry and 500 horse, but kill 14/2/19. Presumably our technology advantage is beginning to show. We send 10/4 to Gotland in pursuit. Hyderbad rejects a white peace.
May 1663
We decline Hamad and Kirkuk from Persia, once we take Isfahan we want Awhaz as well. In the course of 24 hours we capture Venice, annihilate the remaining Chinese in Signgapore, but are annihilated in Yanam by Hyderbad, who takes the province. Our conquest of India had serious flaws, we need an Indian ally. We spend our money on cavalry and cannon in Vienna and Bohemia, so that the next Crimean demand for a cash peace will be acceptable. Troops arive off Azores for yet another attempt. We capture Podlasia from Poland. We capture Tabriz from Persia, and expand for once in Kuala Lampur. We accept Podlasia from Poland, cutting off another country's capitol from the rest of it. We defeat 10/0/0 Chinese in Malacca. In the Azores 21/10/90 face Portugese 16/8/28, we annihilate the enemy. The Mamelukes give 250d and Alexandria to Nubia. On July 19 Monty captures Isfahan. Persia rejects our offer of peace for Kirku, Hamad and Awhaz. Monty moves to Persis. We pay Crimea 53d for peace, regrettable but necessary. Venice pays 125d for peace.
October 1663
We capture Bristol from Scotland, and send the men toward her capitol. We accept the Azores for peace from Portugal, which saves an assault on Tago and sets up one in Scotland.
1664 Tax 1162d
Colonists to Kuala Lampur (56%). Walls maximized in Judea, Lebanon and Syria. Walls finally expanded (to 3) in Micmac and Skane and Vienna. We give 10d and Yanam to Hyderbad. More finesse will be required in India. We realize with much consternation that our peace with Portugal cost us Bristol, since Porugal was the alliance leader and Scotland her ally. Well, it is difficult to keep that many wars clear. In March Monty captures Persis, at some point the Persians need to offer us three provinces to get their capitol back, they again reject the three we want. Mamelukes pay 187d and return Cataract to Turkey. We pay Sweden 30d for peace, leaving only the Persians etc to fight. We again decline Hamad and Kirkuk, maybe if we make peace with all of her allies Persia will come to her senses. Mamelukes reject a white peace and we fail in Kuala Lampur. When Helvetia revolts we know that Persia's delay is costing us and not her, we may make Persia's annexation our next project and delay India infinitely.
1665 Tax 1428d
We order a weapons facility in Ostmark. We maximize walls in Micmac, and send a colonist to Kuala Lampur. Walls boosted (to 2) in Krakow and Galicia. Persia gives in to our demand for Hamad and Awhaz for peace, ending the last of our wars. We will make the contumaceous Persians our next target, and hope to annex them. We realize that we depended on Denmark to suicide, we will need to DoW them as well.
King Leopold is generally pleased with the war. The loss of Yanam was unfortunate, and all too predictable given the hatred of all the world. Also, the loss of Bristol to a mix up in peace making was unfortunate. Still, we took two provinces from Persia, one from Poland, and finally acquired the Azores. Further, we took Micmac from England, a substantial province in that part of the world. It occurs to us that while the rest of the world cannot fight us for five years, we can fight Denmark now, and annexation would buy back half the stability loss of the DoW.
February 1658
Colonist to Kuala Lampur (46%), and eight warships ordered in Malacca. In March we discover mobile artillery (land tech 20) allowing us to build even larger fortresses. Forts enlarged in Penobscot, Istria and Malacca. Our ships can now have lower deck batteries (naval tech 20). In September we succeed in Kuala Lampur and follow with another colonist (52%).
1659 Tax 1429d
Our Land tech is well above all other nations (20 to 13), and even naval tech puts us well ahead (20 to 16), to a lesser extent the same holds for infrastructure (6+ to 5) and trade (6+ to 6). Seven warships ordered in the Med, and we notice that we can build 23 at a time in Flandres. In February we learn that we failed in Kuala Lampur. In April, bureaucrats announce that Vienna, which they call the Central Government, can see to it that production is increased throughout the realm (Infrastructure tech level 7). England ceded Munster to Spain in July. In October we discover Mortars (land tech 21). We send another colonist to Kuala Lampur in December.
1660 Tax 1419d
Eight more warships ordered in Malacca to add to the seventeen, and nine transports, we have there now. We order the walls to be maximized in Jerusalem, Iraq and Aleppo. We fail again in Kuala Lampur. In September we try again.
1661 Tax 1424d
We discover cartography (naval tech 21), so any fleet can explore into the unknown. We recruit up to a total army of 418/106/1413, adding mostly in Europe. Our next war should be mainly Denmark and the middle east, but we will give natural forces some time yet to produce a war. Perhaps we are getting spoiled. We fail yet again in Kuala Lampur. In December Turkey (Wallachia, Crimea, Nubia, Algiers) DOWs the Mamelukes (Persia).
1662 Tax 1430d
Eight more warships ordered in Malacca, and colonist sent to Kuala Lampur. We notice 85000 Mamelukes in Sinai, which will support only 2000 troops. In May we decide that we have waited long enough. The Turks and Persians have been at war a long time, and Monty is not getting younger, so we DoW Persia (Mamelukes, Oman), hoping to grab provinces nearer Persia's capitol before we turn our attention to the other wars that come our way. Spain joins. Monty with 14/0/116 travels with a separate force of 5/11/10 to Hamad. We send 6/0/79 into Kirkuk. We note that the Mameluke in Sinai are down to 24000. Col Gurlitz takes 25/0/0 into Kars. We fail again in Kuala Lampur. In June Venice (England, Knights, Poland) DoW us, Spain joins. Col Mack takes 16/6/146 to an undefended London. Our new world force of 12/6/100 moves on Micmac, hoping to storm it, we shall see. Two forces totalling 21/13/160 move on Venice, only the cannon heavy force will stay. We beseige Kars (4) and Kirkuk (4). Crimea (Turkey) DoW us, and Spain again joins our war. Monty defeats both Persian and Turk and beseiges Hamad (4) and the additional force moves on into Awhaz, which is contiguous to the Persian capitol. Portugal (Scotland, Morocco, China) DoW us, dragging Spain into yet another war. 17/2/10 Venetians meet our 21/13/160 in Venice, and our forces simultaneously arrive in Warsaw and London. Impressive if accidental. Hungary DoWs us. We leave 20/0/150 in Venice, after killing all but 31 infantry of the enemy.
August 1662
In Micmac 12/6/100 face England's 4/0/10, and the enemy is killed to the last man. We storm the city but must watch silently as 117 men and one cannon send us running back to our camps. A small force, 9/0/100, beseiges Magyar. As the shrine to Our Lady in Sudeten becomes more popular, Bohemia converts to Catholicism (RE: conversion).
November 1662
Galicia and Holland revolt, and for once we have spare armies near each to meet the challenge. We suddenly remember the need to take Yanam, and move accordingly. We take Warsaw from Poland and move the force on to join the men now in Podlasia (3), who have no cannon. In December Monty captures Hamad from Persia, and moves on to take over from the army in Awhaz, which will move on the Persian capitol of Isfahan.
1663 Tax 1148d
Our forces move into an undefended and unfortified Yanam. We take Kirkuk from Persia and decline Hamad. The Kirkuk army moves to Tabriz. We have not had to defend Aleppo yet this war, all our actions have been on enemy soil in the mideast. We take London, and our second try gets us Micmac, which the British offer us with Bangor, and we decline. We will burn the trading post at Bangor and insist on Yanam and Micmac. We try again in Kuala Lampur. We accept a white peace with Hungary, and take Yanam, leaving 10/0/0 there. We burn the trading post in Fundy, but our 4000 horse turn back to Micmac when we see some 18000 English in Nova Scotia. Monty captures Ahwaz, and both forces move to Isfahan. 16/3 English catch our 0/4/0 in Fundy struggling to cross a river, our men are annihilated, leaving only 2/0/100 in the new world, we must make peace with England. England grants us Micmac and Yanam in return for London. As our troops begin the voyage from Yanam, our defenses in Malacca may prove insufficient, 14000 Chinese cavalry fight 9000 Austrian infantry, but our forces win the day.
March 1663
Hyderbad DoWs us, this will be bad. Sweden DoWs us and somehow our request for Spanish help is lost in the mail (game paused, assistance request ignored). The Swedes send 28/7/50 to face our 27/4/0 in Skane, we lose 2000 infantry and 500 horse, but kill 14/2/19. Presumably our technology advantage is beginning to show. We send 10/4 to Gotland in pursuit. Hyderbad rejects a white peace.
May 1663
We decline Hamad and Kirkuk from Persia, once we take Isfahan we want Awhaz as well. In the course of 24 hours we capture Venice, annihilate the remaining Chinese in Signgapore, but are annihilated in Yanam by Hyderbad, who takes the province. Our conquest of India had serious flaws, we need an Indian ally. We spend our money on cavalry and cannon in Vienna and Bohemia, so that the next Crimean demand for a cash peace will be acceptable. Troops arive off Azores for yet another attempt. We capture Podlasia from Poland. We capture Tabriz from Persia, and expand for once in Kuala Lampur. We accept Podlasia from Poland, cutting off another country's capitol from the rest of it. We defeat 10/0/0 Chinese in Malacca. In the Azores 21/10/90 face Portugese 16/8/28, we annihilate the enemy. The Mamelukes give 250d and Alexandria to Nubia. On July 19 Monty captures Isfahan. Persia rejects our offer of peace for Kirku, Hamad and Awhaz. Monty moves to Persis. We pay Crimea 53d for peace, regrettable but necessary. Venice pays 125d for peace.
October 1663
We capture Bristol from Scotland, and send the men toward her capitol. We accept the Azores for peace from Portugal, which saves an assault on Tago and sets up one in Scotland.
1664 Tax 1162d
Colonists to Kuala Lampur (56%). Walls maximized in Judea, Lebanon and Syria. Walls finally expanded (to 3) in Micmac and Skane and Vienna. We give 10d and Yanam to Hyderbad. More finesse will be required in India. We realize with much consternation that our peace with Portugal cost us Bristol, since Porugal was the alliance leader and Scotland her ally. Well, it is difficult to keep that many wars clear. In March Monty captures Persis, at some point the Persians need to offer us three provinces to get their capitol back, they again reject the three we want. Mamelukes pay 187d and return Cataract to Turkey. We pay Sweden 30d for peace, leaving only the Persians etc to fight. We again decline Hamad and Kirkuk, maybe if we make peace with all of her allies Persia will come to her senses. Mamelukes reject a white peace and we fail in Kuala Lampur. When Helvetia revolts we know that Persia's delay is costing us and not her, we may make Persia's annexation our next project and delay India infinitely.
1665 Tax 1428d
We order a weapons facility in Ostmark. We maximize walls in Micmac, and send a colonist to Kuala Lampur. Walls boosted (to 2) in Krakow and Galicia. Persia gives in to our demand for Hamad and Awhaz for peace, ending the last of our wars. We will make the contumaceous Persians our next target, and hope to annex them. We realize that we depended on Denmark to suicide, we will need to DoW them as well.
King Leopold is generally pleased with the war. The loss of Yanam was unfortunate, and all too predictable given the hatred of all the world. Also, the loss of Bristol to a mix up in peace making was unfortunate. Still, we took two provinces from Persia, one from Poland, and finally acquired the Azores. Further, we took Micmac from England, a substantial province in that part of the world. It occurs to us that while the rest of the world cannot fight us for five years, we can fight Denmark now, and annexation would buy back half the stability loss of the DoW.