It was a nice cool day in Riga, the capital of Latvia. king Zoq of lativia was enjoying a martini while playing poker with Hitler. he was having the game of his life and was sure he was about to wipe Hitler out. his cards, king queen jack 10 and 9 of hearts were the best he had ever had before. the betting then began, and both player bet well past what they actually owned. finally the cards were revealed. King Zog was horrified to see Hitlers' ace king queen jack and 10 of hearts.
'right, zoggy boy you owe me 6 katrlillion zillion rupees and a go on your new bike.' hitler said gleefully. 'yet i know you cannot pay up because you a latvian so therefore you can either give me a weekend with your wife, Sarah jessica parker or die.'
unfortunately zog knew nobody called Sarah . ' can i not just conquer the world and then pay you back? ' he pleaded.
'very well' Hitler replied, 'but you have to do it without speaking.'
'right, zoggy boy you owe me 6 katrlillion zillion rupees and a go on your new bike.' hitler said gleefully. 'yet i know you cannot pay up because you a latvian so therefore you can either give me a weekend with your wife, Sarah jessica parker or die.'
unfortunately zog knew nobody called Sarah . ' can i not just conquer the world and then pay you back? ' he pleaded.
'very well' Hitler replied, 'but you have to do it without speaking.'
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