Princess Marija looked in shock as her sister recklessly flirted with the Russian. As the Queen sat back on her throne and then invited the Russian to sit in the place of honor, she watched uneasily as a cup of wine was brought to the Russian. Finally, after a few moments, Queen Jelena asked the Russian to tell a story about Lithuania. Standing before either could say another word, Princess Marija curtseyed to the Queen and to the Russian. "Your Majesty and Your Grace, before you begin with your story, may I tell a story of my own?" Surprised, Queen Jelena could only nod, and Princess Marija quickly launched into the story of:
The Artist, the Knight, and the Maid.
Not so long ago, In one of the more desolate isolated portion of Kosovo, there once lived three people. The first, the hero of my short, sad story, is a minor artist, schooled in the Italian style, literate in both the language of his homeland and of the educated Italians. The Artist, although very intelligent and educated far beyond that of most of his friends and countrymen, is a sad man indeed. The Artist is not a handsome man by any means, his face marked by pox when he was a young man, scarred by fire when he was a babe, and his arms, as supple and full of talent though his fingers are, are mottled and scarred by several deep wounds brought about by a duel. Our poor Artist, on top of this, is very poor (for who can read or appreciate art in Kosovo?), scraping by where he can, unable to travel to the Queen's court or to Italy, must exists only on the odd writing that his local lord requires, or perhaps by selling a small statuette, or even more rarely, an icon to a rather more wealthy peasant or a provincial Church. Our Artist has a friend, a landed knight, who had an ancestor that settled here shortly after the battle of Kosovo, considered wealthy beyond all measure, at least in the knight and the artist's circle of friends. Our Knight, a haughty, arrogant man, nevertheless is fond of our Artist, for the Artist's discourses on history and literature pleases him, and when times are especially rough for his friend, manages to slip him a small pittance, enough to buy bread on - "To strengthen the mind, one must weaken the body," the Knight would proclaim, at least beyond the earshot of the Artist. And, finally, and certainly not the least, was the Maid, the beloved girlfriend of the Knight. The Maid, a beautiful blonde, full of life and energy, was smitten by the handsome Knight, and their love for one another was untempered by the fact that he was Orthodox and she the daughter of a Catholic Bosnian lord. Undaunted, our Knight desired her as his wife so badly that he would consider anything to have her hand, including his own conversion.
One day, as the Knight and the Maid secretly met in a grove, the Maid began to pout and withdraw from the Knight. Concerned, he asked, "My love, my precious love, whatever could possibly be the matter? Please, tell me what troubles you, for I shall go to any length to right whatever wrongs you." The Maid smiled sweetly at the Knight, for she, full of a woman's wiles, knew exactly how to get what she wanted. Batting her eyelashes at her lover, she replied, "Oh, my love, my precious love, I was just thinking how beautiful books and poetry are. Why, my father, a charitable man, full of love for me, his only daughter, hired a tutor for both myself and my brother, and taught us both the art of letters. I just had a stray thought, my love, of how it would please me if there were a book written in my name, or at least a poem or two. But, oh, I fear it will never be done, for there isn't a man in all Kosovo who could write a book." The Knight was crestfallen at her words. He could read and write, but he hadn't the eloquence to write a book, much less a few simple poems. The Knight despaired for some minutes, and then brightened. "Oh, my love, my precious love, I, a humble man, cannot write a book worthy of your name. But, my beloved, I just happen to know a man, as eloquent as Cicero himself, educated in the Italian style, who is worthy of writing a book to celebrate your name. Since I cannot reach down and bring Cicero up from the lake of fire myself, then would it please you, my love, to reach across Kosovo and bring an Italian master from a tower of rock?" At this, the Maid smiled broadly, for she knew that the Knight would indeed find an educated man to write for him.
The very next day, the Knight paid a visit to the Artist, old friends for many years, but the Knight's demeanor had changed. The Knight, a proud man despite all his protests to the contrary, was now jealous of his friend for being eloquent and educated. As the Knight, who, under normal circumstances would graciously ask his commoner friend to write for him, and pay him a considerable advance beside, now demanded that the artist write a book for his beloved by Christmas, "So that she might finally find eternal favor with me," and rudely tossed but a single small silver coin on the artist's table. Saddened at his friend's transformation to a generous lord to a greedy tyrant, but even more saddened at the empty belly that the artist had, agreed to write for the Knight, and have the book done by Christ's Mass, besides. Satisfied, the Knight promised more money when the manuscript was complete, and walked out of the artist's hut, to enjoy the love that the Knight was blessed with, and the Artist was perhaps forever cursed to do without. Shrugging, the Artist, already thinking about the rich foods that he will have for Christ's Mass, put pen to paper, and began to write.
Furiously, the Artist slashed pen across paper, as a soldier slashes sword against armor. For days, the Artist poured heart and soul into the manuscript, writing a romance, in the French style, of the most incredible artistry and grace, that even Boccaccio and Dante themselves would be impressed by the poor Kosovar. The Artist, imagining that he was writing the book for his own love, and not for his friend's, finally fell in love with the woman he was writing to. Hoping that the Maid, whom he had never met, would understand the hidden allegory in his story that the Knight would not, the Artist hid his own hidden declaration of love within the Knight's open declaration of love. Finally, the last grains in his household now occupying not his pantry, but his stomach, the last stroke of the pen was finished, and the ink began to dry on the paper for the last time. The Artist, his task completed, then sent for the Knight to come immediately, for the manuscript was full, and his belly empty.
The Knight, cursing what he called the "slow progress of that damned fool writer," sat in the Artist's house and read the story. By God, this was the most amazing book he had ever read, probably the best ever to be written, and it was written for his lover! But, like a cloud obscuring the sun that broke through for a brief moment, his jealously quickly obscured the wonder that he had felt. It was written for his lover by someone who wasn't her lover, and he hated it. Storming back to the artist, the Knight called the book one of the most excretable scribblings he had ever read, a disgrace to the Italians who had taught the Artist, and a complete waste of ink, threw down several coins nearly without value on the floor, and stormed out to his castle, where, of course, he intended on giving the manuscript to his lover, just as he intended. The Artist, however, was stricken by his friend's behavior. The book's critique, he didn't care so much about, for he was used to his work being called sub-par by the intellectuals he had correspondence with. But the betrayal of the man he had thought his best friend was simply too much. Gathering the coins off the floor, the Artist discovered that the Knight had, by accident, thrown a piece of lace down as well, a small token from the Maid. Gathering the small portion of fabric, and quickly drowning it in tears, the Artist retired to his small, uncomfortable bed, and wept over the fabric of the Maid, a flood of bitter memories of a failed life going with the flood of hot, salty tears.
The Maid, just as expected, was struck by the story. She read page after page, unable to put the book down, even to eat or attend the most private functions of the body. Her sharp mind immediately was able to pick out the hidden allegories that the Artist had written into the story, and gasped at the concealed declaration of love. Swooning at the thought of the man of her dreams, whom she had never even met, having the boldness to write of his love to her in a book written for a man who had the power of life and death over him, she then endeavoured to find out just who the Knight had asked to write for her. The Knight, as soon as the Maid began to talk of nothing but the Artist, and where he was, soon turned as inconsolable as the Artist, and unknown to the Maid, crawled into his bed, where he wept over a portrait of the Maid, a flood of but a few unhappy memories of a life going with the flood of hot, salty tears.
A servant divulged the location of the Artist's hovel, and the Maid quickly set out for it, hidden in the mountains, just as the Knight had said. After a hard day's ride, she jumped off the saddle, untroubled by the fatigue of riding, and burst in the door, only to be greeted by the dead, lifeless, starved body of the Artist, clutching the lace in his hand. The Maid, the love of her life dead before she could even meet him, herself fell inconsolable. Crawling beside the body of the man she loved, she grabbed a rag beside the bed, and wept over it, a flood of unhappy thoughts of a life never to be going with the flood of hot, salty tears. And the undiscovered book, the greatest ever written, eventually crumbled to dust, along with the bodies of the Artist, the Knight, and the Maid.
The story finished, the entire court then looked to Princess Marija for the moral to the story. With another curtsey, the Princess then explained the meaning of the story. "Your Majesty, I may be bold in saying this, but the Maid is the Czarina of Russia, the Artist is poor Ivan Mikhailovich, and you, my beloved sister, are the Knight. Please, my sister, you could have so very much, if you only change your ambition. Instead of writing, you could farm to earn your coin, and farm well enough to eat enough food for ten men. But, you insist in plotting where it would not be wise, just as the Artist insists in writing where it would not be wise. Your plans would appear excellent to the Czarina, and she would grow to love them, so much so that it would ruin her, just like it ruined the Maid. Likewise, you would be ruined, and poor Ivan Mikhailovich also would find himself ruined, caught in the middle of two loves. But, perhaps I presume too much after all, your Majesty." With a final curtsey, Princess Marija walked to her room in silence, a shocked court staring after her. After several stunned moments, Queen Jelena coughed a bit, clearly unable as to what she should say and turns back to the Russian. "Erm.. your turn for a story then, Ivan Mikhailovich?"