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Ullrich Dyck rises, and is granted the right to speak.

"Have herr Paul von Russdorf answered your questions, gentlemen?
Why threathen with declaratiuon of war upon a imaginary traitor, Livonia, when we can turn our attention to a very real traitor, who have openly declared his intensions to fight the armies of the Emperor; duke Willem van Egmond of Gelre.

If people think Livonia acted wrong when offering a loan to England, a possible solution would be to order them to give a gift to France of the same amount, thus bringing balance in Livonias involvment in the war."
 

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Albert listens to the debate and stands to address the Diet.

"I named Livonia an enemy not due to her sending monies to England but due to her claiming the title of the Elected Emperor.
There is only one King of the Germans and that is the title I possess. To claim it is to challenge the validity of my election, it is to declare yourseld the choice of the Electors.
I have called for no vote and have not recieved an order from Rome for me to surrender my crown."

Pausing to stroke his beard Albert continues.

"I have heard very grave news that many hear do not believe that I am the one true Emperor. I am not some puppet to dance to anothers tune. Have I not done my duty at all times?
Have I not faced death by leading my forces against the Hussite rebels? Have I not spent every waking moment seeking ways to strengthen the Empire?
When wars broke out did I seek to gain land, wealth or prestige?
No! I have laboured to ensure that the Empire is free and safe.
The west will be torn apart by war, the East simmers with Muslims, only the Empire has known peace.
Have I not done my predessors proud?
Have I not obeyed the will of the Church in all things?
What more must I do?
Must I conquer all the world under the Imperial banner to earn some respect from this gatherng?
I have not made unreasonable demands of the Imperial Princes, I have saught always to ensure that all Imperial nations have a voice here. Have I not chosen to raise several of you to guide my steps that I may have the benefit of the finest minds in the Empire?
I chose Brandenburg to serve as my Steward, I released Bavaria from her vassalage and saught always to keep the peace.
I ask you what more must I do?"
 

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Albert turns to the Livonian delegation.
"Herr von Russdorf I am not a violent man yet I feel that someone is deliberately plotting the downfall of the Empire.
Surely as the protector of the Empire I would be most unwise not to prepare for war. I would be most foolish not to try to find the scale of the problem.
I see all my hard work crumble before my eyes and every choice seems tainted. However I am not a man of feint heart and shall serve my duty to the end. I shall do my utmost to leave my successor with the most respected gathering of nations in Christendom. I fear that every day brings the spectre of war closer to the Empire. Soon we may both be forced to ride out to battle, perhaps on the same side perhaps not."
 

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Lord Bendtsen rises, looking greatly relieved, and bows before the Emperor.

"Most Noble and August Emperor,

Can Denmark take this as a sign that conflict will not arise between the Empire and Livonia? For this, we would be most grateful, to be sure..."
 

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Paul von Russdorf

Your Imperial Majesty,

I certainly hope we can ride together in battle...although I am not a violent man myself...haven´t been since my youth really, ....when my brother stole my marbles..ehum..

Anyway, I find this debate utterly meaningless...because our realm have always been faithful to your majesty..

A series of misunderstandings, misinformation....or simply misguided individuals are to blame..not my Head of State, the honorable Grand Duke, Kristiern Wasa..
 

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Albert stands to his feet oncemore.
"Lord Bendtsen the issue will be resolved through a proposed treaty. While part of me badly wants to savage Livonia for insulting my honour I must accept that there are more serious enemies in this world. I will go against every fibre of my being and try one last time to resolve the issue through dialogue.
Sometimes I must suffer that the Empire endures unharmed."
 

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The Steward rises and bows before the Emperor.

"Most august and noble highness, you know that you have my undying loyalty. As I have sworn to serve you, so I shall do as long as I live.

"No one can challenge your loyalty to Holy Mother Church. No one can question your courage and bravery in battle. No one can doubt your absolute dedication to the glory and greatness of this Holy Empire.

"In truth, my lord Emperor, I fear that we still face many trials. Forces move which seek disunity and weakness for the Empire. Thus we must be ever vigilant, ever united. Strength must be our watchword. We must root and discover those who would see the Empire fail and we must act.

"Before this assembly I reaffirm my oath given you. And I call upon all to know that the League of Nuremburg exists with one of its central purposes the support of the Holy Roman Emperor. In this League, Bavaria, Brandenburg, Hannover, Bremen, Cologne, Burgundy, and Luxembourg have pledged to you their support.

"Long live the Holy Roman Emperor and God protect his Holy Empire!"
 

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Kapitän von Loen, rolling his eyes at the sudden specticle of people saying how more loyal they are to the Emperor than the other Dukes, recieves a message from a Koelner priest. After reading the message he sits staring at it for at least a full minute in shock before a diplomat asks him what it is, causing him to stand to adress the enitre Diet.

Gentlemen, in this time of possible crisis and accusations I bring news to sober all of you up and bring you back to earth: the Archbishop of Cologne, despite all of our prayers and wishes, died on September third.
The arguement in the Diet stops. After a short breath, the Koelner continues.
I hope that this message will bring a new attitude to all of our hearts and allow us to conduct business not thinking of our nations or for greed, but what Christ and the late Archbishop would do.
Now if you would excuse me sir, I will retire to my quarters for some time to mourn the loss of the Archbishop.

The Emperor allows von Loen to leave and he slowly walks out, staring at each and every diplomat who has been yelling in the Diet with a hint of a tear in his eye.
 

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Albert stands to his feet and addresses the Diet.

"Lords of the Empire and those visiting the war in the West has reached large proportions.
The Holy Father has decreed that those involved may defend their lands but has not given permission for offensive actions.
Therefore let it be known in every village, in every town and in every court that on this day the Emperor Albert V issues a Decree.
All nations Imperial or no who intervene in the war in the West by sending coin or troops will face the wrath of the Empire.
All wagons and ships leaving the Empire will be searched and any monies found will be returned to the Diet.
Those who think they can bypass my blockades should know this, the monies will be returned to the sender only once.
As the foremost Prince in Christendom it is my duty to ensure the Church is protected and the will of God is obeyed.
Therefore let no nation intrude on the war in France, for to do so is to flout the will of the Holy Father."
 

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The Maiden Meets Her God ... Almost.

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The flags capping the encamped tents of the French in the smoldering, conquered city of Caen snap on through the darkening night, beating out a martial lullaby in a cadence which the troops, in this momentary idyll between battles, find most soothing. Indeed, as the bells of Caen's cathedral peal midnight, most of the French are either asleep or too far in their cups (of looted Norman wine and beer!) to care.

In the midst of the silence, a shadowy shape creeps through the encampment, deftly making its nearly formless way, without the slightest sound, across the green grass of Caen's outlying pastures, towards a very special tent, indeed.

The pure white tent of the Maid, her banner hung outside its entry, stands stark and silent sentinel, an object of comfort and assurance to the French, even in their sleep. Tonight, however, Jeanne sleeps, unaware of the menacing shape which slinks its way through the flap into her tent. Winding its way around campaign table littered with maps, a guttering lantern fast losing its fuel, towards a cot upon which sleeps the Maid, bedecked as ever for battle. In slumber, she casts an innocent shape, the gory triumphs of battle washed away and an almost angelic countenance in perfect repose, even wreathed in iron armor as it is now.

The assassin cares not. He'll slit the throat of Christ himself it will mean a ducat in his pocket, and with careful, almost relishing slowness he withdraws a slim dagger from within the recesses of a voluminous cloak. Bending down ever so carefully, the assassin progresses his dagger towards the slender and delicate throat of the Maid ... almost touching ... almost there.

.Roll for Jeanne's survival: 1-8 survives, 9 murdered sloppily, 10 swift death: 2

Roll for assassin's detection: 1 leaves undetected, 2-3 leaves evidence behind and escapes with Maid in tow, 4-10 brought down with evidence and Jeanne saved: 3

Jeanne stirs in troubled dreams. The assassin hesitates. Waits. She desists. He continues. Closer. Closer. Her eyes snap open, arms beat in furtive resistance of her assaulter. She is too loud, however. He cannot do the deed here, and so, no alternative left, scoops the Maid up in his arms, continues to gag her with his mailed and gloved fist, and swiftly departs the tent.

However, the Maid's armor clanking has sounded an alarum, and the would-be assassin is forced to beat a harder retreat than he should have liked. Indeed, so sloppy is he that his changepurse falls to the ground with a clink even as he steals a destrier and makes off with the Maiden down a Normandy road ...

It is therefore in short order that the French find some coinage ... marked with the two-headed eagle of the Holy Roman Empire. Just where, and who is behind it, remains unknown.

Result:

Jeanne d'Arc is captured. (Effects of Jeanne terminate immediately)

Holy Roman Empire's complicity uncovered. (France gains permanent CB against an Imperial vassal of its choosing.)

International outrage. (The community of states is outraged at this offense, and pressure placed upon the Emperor to reveal the perpetrator and return the Maiden. Austria loses 2 morale until Jeanne returned alive or turns up dead.)
 

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Kapitän von Loen, upon hearing of the French Maid's abduction from a messanger, stands and adresses the Emperor. He is rather calm as he, personaly, cares little for the French, but he is also a believer that all Imperial laws apply to all Imperial nobles.

Römischer Kaiser, I would assume that your decree not to interfere in the French-Federation War ment on either side?

Sire, might I suggest you deal with this quickly lest the Empire become more divided than it already is? Before we have time to heal we must first eliminate any new wounds.
 

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Doge John II, upon hearing the news, made a rush to the Diet, interrupting his wedding before it had begun.

As he spoke, his voice cracked, as he tried to supress a mix of rage, sorrow, and hurt.

"Noble delegates,

As many of you may have known, Genoa has strongly supported France, and would it not have been for the Emperor, we would now have our troops embroiled in this conflict. France is fighting outnumbered and Joan of Arc, whoever she is, was the greatest thing for France. When she arrived, soldiers flocked to the French army, and the French were able to do amazing feats. Now that she is gone, there are already reports of desertions and fear grows in the French army. Whoever committed this act is as low as those who committed the acts against the late Grandmaster of the Teutonic Order. France stands no chance of fending off their opponents. The list of countries on the English side grow, England, Normandy, Brittany, Aquitaine, Navarra, Portugal, Ireland, who knows how long before Aragon joins in. France is left with merely their vassals of Orleans, Bourbonnais, Auvergne and the Scottish in the North. The Scottish army is nearly destroyed, and the Scots lack gold to pay for more, the division in their country preventing a massive influx of soldiers. Scotland will be overun by the English, thus adding more land to the already expansive empire. France will be overun, and I am sure all of the federation countries involved will gain at least one tract of land. France will be left a ruin, paying tribute to the English King. After France is defeated, who will stand in the way of the English? They have already shown us that they have no respect for the Empire, and who is to say how long it will be till they turn on us? I for one will not stand by while my French ally, yes my ally, gets swallowed by the English. The English have insulted me, slandered my name and threatened me and my servants. I will not take this, and I will not stand here and accept that an Empire that was so quick to jump to the French cause can now so quickly turn their backs on them. I know not who committed this act, but it is an act of treason against the Empire. I will bring this man or woman to justice if it means I must destroy everything, for after France is gone, nothing will mean anything anymore. I will support France in any way I can, and my treasury shall be used for this effort. The Livonians have sent aid to the English on grounds of relation, I will send aid to France or their allies on grounds that the King of France is a very close friend to me and an ally. If I sin, then may God strike me down now, but I will not allow one of his servants to be swallowed by the tyrants."

John II looked around the Diet, for any reactions, and after seeing none, he turned around, handed a few notes to Leopoldo and turned back.

"Now, I have a wedding to attend."

He swung around and headed out the doors of the Diet.
 

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"What of the money laundering of Castille?"

"This isn't fair!.... Scotlands men died in agresion not a hand was lifted against them in their land! France attacks us and you rant about saving this mad agressor!.... this is wrong!"

A young voice. The next thing noticed is Sir Rowan grabbing the ear of the Page and twisting. He frogmarches the page out with a

"I'm terribly sorry honoured sirs! My profound apologise...... he knows not what he says. He will be punished immediatly."

Next the sound from outside of the boy being spanked.
 

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*Nodding at the english Gentleman*

"Yes, I have heard about the Castilian banking system..and the way it works..I heard the Swedes were giving a loan to them..somehow, I don´t know how..they money disappeared..strange..the way the banking system works nowadays..maybe it was some sort of scam..or simply bad management.."
 

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A letter arrives from the Regent of Scotland

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An seine kaiserliche Hoheit, Albert V. von Österrreich und den Deutschen Reichstag,

I was most dismayed when I heard of the shameful attack perpetrated upon the French heronie Jeanne d'Arc. The Empire has promised non-involvement, but what is this? An attempted murder! Perhaps the Bavarian spirit is still very much alive in Deutschland. The Scots still hold Grandmaster Sternburg in good memory.

What are you going to do about this? I cannot tell.

But I will tell you this: if Jeanne d'Arc does not return in good health to France within 3 monts, the Empire need never again send an envoy to the British Isles. Nor need they send any merchants.

I cannot believe that you do not see the threat posed by England, even for you Empire. Once finished with France and Scotland, he will move on and take over Charlemagne's crown as well.

I pray for your health,


Robert of the House of Stuart
First Duke of Albany, Earl of Fife and Monteith, Regent of His Majesty the King and Governor of Scotland.
 
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