Arawn's Prophecy - A Delhi-cious AAR

[EMC2Trooper]

Hi, everybody. I will be doing this AAR in MMP2 style. My skills are questionable, motives iffy, and commitment shaky. So, without further ado.

ARAWN'S PROPHECY
A DELHI-CIOUS MAGNA MUNDI PLATINUM 2 AAR

Prologue: Delhi, 1399

"Tibet is the real Holy Land," says Arawn.

Nusrat Shah eats a grape. "Really?"

Arawn points to the map. "You must conquer it."

"Oh."

Nusrat takes a pause.

"I don't know, Arawn. Tibet's right next to the great Ming. I'm not sure I can do that."

"Yes, you can. You're the best around, Nusrat Shah," Arawn replies.

"Nothing's ever going to keep you down."​

 

[Valentin the II]

Saxton Hale approves!

 

[EMC2Trooper]

Chapter One

Chapter -1
Delhi, March 1400

Arawn pointed to the ground. "So, Nusrat Shah, I see you have a 'bucket' of pictures that you've had the slaves draw in honor of your first glorious victory."

Nusrat grunted and pulled at the 'bucket.' "Yes, but it's stuck. Every time I try to put a picture in it, the bucket freezes."

"Demon magic!"

"Yeah, I guess so. And I can only get a few pictures out of it." Nusrat scratched his head.

"Let's see them!"

"Ok, prophet Arawn. The first picture is of our meeting at the castle, before the 'great victory.'"

"I don't think that's the picture of our castle that I put in there," Nusrat said. "This bucket is broken."

"Try again," Arawn said.

Nusrat pulled at the bucket.

"What is that?"

Nusrat gazed curiously at the picture.

"Oh, right. Our first great victory is that we got to break the barrier between dimensions, time travel back to October 1399, and start again, having to relive several months of our lives over because we turned Lucky Nations 'off' in the Options menu."




Arawn pulled at the bucket. "I wonder what else is in here!"

He couldn't get anything out.

"Pull harder, old man."




Arawn pulled a picture out.

"I think we should stop using this bucket, Nusrat."

"Yeah, I was going to say that."​

 

[unmerged(146885)]

Epic hilarious.

 

[merrick]

More please!

 

[blsteen]

What will come out of the bucket next?

 

[Kubelwagen]

Ha, awesome. Good luck ;D

 

[Beamed]

What a positively agin' AAR. Let's have another update to spice things up!