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It's seven in the evening and the last bit of work for the day is done. There is a gathering chill in the air as I walk home from work. It is an unnatural cold, not induced by the weather. It is the cold of history - the chill of a thousand battles. I can hear the clang of the shields and the cry of a million widows. Despite the chill, a trickle of sweat runs down the harsh terrain of my cheek. The air is turning heavy and my footfalls feel like the heart beats of a palpitating giant. I walk through the last few metres of wool to reach my home. And to the window that would send me cartwheeling into a parellel universe.

Like Clark Kent heading into the phone booth; like Peter Parker rushing into the closet; like Bruce Wayne running to the basement - I clicked on the Launcher. The transformation is slow and painful. There are hellish voices in the air, almost indecipherable. But I can hear them say fell things. Whispers in the dark. "Rousillion will be a French province." "Spain is not the Emperor". "Inflation is bad." They torment me as I unmask my alter ego.

Suddenly, with a parting glimpse of Napolean Bonaparte, I am free. I am become. I am new. I am old. I am the world. I am time. I am the divine wind that wafts across centuries. I am the single player.
 

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Amen, brother.
 

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Hemingway would be proud.
 

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Bravo, bravo!

I'm not only impressed by your verse, but also that you - most likely, if you are a bit like me - have taken precious time from pondering your next in-game move or what nation to play next (that's what I do when zoning out at work).
 
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I see only words of flattery, and no criticism.
IMHO this is ode transactum. Ill tell you why :

There is no rythm
There is no rhyme
There is no order
There is no style

This is a bad ode, and it is faul
I can lay no word, how i defy it

There is no rythm
There is no rhyme
There is no order
There is no style

This is so faul ode, and it's so bad
That when i see it, my eyes bleed dry

There is no rythm
There is no rhyme
There is no order
There is no style

There is no reason, that i would lie
This is a bad ode, and ill sad it'll die.
 
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Despite the digression, it indeed is a transgression
when there is no regression, or metre.

Oh, the aggression, of lyrical passion
without condescension, or banter.

Tis true, an Ode is a song
But hark! It doesn't need to be wrong,
when there is no rhyme.

Tis true, a song is sung,
A prose is just dung,
when there is no rhyme.

There is no reason that I would lie,
When I say that this shall not die,
Even when there is no order or style.
 
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The rhyme is important, but it's not the worse
The rythm is the basics, and you should know
That song without rythm, is dung of course
While this no exception, cause this simply blow
Yes, i say this ode, in this section you know.

But :

I like your response, so i won't say
That you lack much in the artistic way.
Ill just say that your ode transactum
Is not in my taste, de ode in factum
It no dexiteras, make me what I say
 

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It's seven in the evening and the last bit of work for the day is done. There is a gathering chill in the air as I walk home from work. It is an unnatural cold, not induced by the weather. It is the cold of history - the chill of a thousand battles. I can hear the clang of the shields and the cry of a million widows. Despite the chill, a trickle of sweat runs down the harsh terrain of my cheek. The air is turning heavy and my footfalls feel like the heart beats of a palpitating giant. I walk through the last few metres of wool to reach my home. And to the window that would send me cartwheeling into a parellel universe.

Like Clark Kent heading into the phone booth; like Peter Parker rushing into the closet; like Bruce Wayne running to the basement - I clicked on the Launcher. The transformation is slow and painful. There are hellish voices in the air, almost indecipherable. But I can hear them say fell things. Whispers in the dark. "Rousillion will be a French province." "Spain is not the Emperor". "Inflation is bad." They torment me as I unmask my alter ego.

Suddenly, with a parting glimpse of Napolean Bonaparte, I am free. I am become. I am new. I am old. I am the world. I am time. I am the divine wind that wafts across centuries. I am the single player.
when did peter parker come out of the closet?