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I'll assume that you got one or two more colonists, and are intent on growing your sole possession in the New World...hopefully you'll get more colonists soon and expand into the surrounding provinces...

As for:
I also have a few words with the lad, warning him about relying upon Ireland for stocking his ships with ale...
and
the ale in the New World is even less appetising that that of Ireland, a weak, feeble brew. I am surprised, I didn't think worse ale possible...

LOL...

Keep it up!

Vimy.
 

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The story of how England intends to buy the world, rather than fight for it, continues ;)

1509

A quiet 12th Night this year, although the King is still fulminating in private about the Pope, the Clergy, and what he thinks of the Church. Most upsetting, especially with the prince taking such notice. Granted, Henry is his father, but still, such criticism of God's representative cannot be good for the King's soul.
Happier news finally breaks the King's ill humours with the announcement that Cabot has discovered Roanoke. He describes it as a pleasant land, but thickly wooded, in which his men kept getting continually lost.

February - In view of the upsets caused by the clergy, we spend considerable sums to ease the turmoil throughout the Kingdom. We also keep up our training of new tax collectors - the money to contradict these villainous priests must come from somewhere.

April - The Hedjaz pay 59 ducats to the Mamelukes for peace. A wonder where they find the monies in the desolate sands of there homeland...
We hear more good news from Cabot; he has discovered a new land he dubs Carolina, the name chosen for one of his sisters, we gather...

May - One of our merchants in Venice vanishes under mysterious circumstances, and we dispatch 3 more to take his place and to expand out Italian trade. Cabot puts into the colony at Delaware to refit and reprovision his ships before undertaking further explorations.

June. A most saddening event. Henry VII, my beloved King, has died. The Kingdom is in mourning for the passing of the man who united the realm again, and indeed also expanded it to include Scotland. On the 26th his son ascends the throne as Henry VIII. I spend much time in prayer that his rule will be as wide and productive for the kingdom as was that of his father. He is a dynamic man, but I do fear somewhat that his youthful exuberance will lead us into more adventures than might perhaps be wise...
The new Kings dynamism has made an impression on the organs of government, which is all to the good. No doubt they are concerned to be making a good impression on the new monarch in the hope of preferment, but still the results are gratifying (+1 stability, 1,000 in Trade and Infrastructure)

August - Iraq pays 9 ducats to Turkey for peace. The Turk would probably have done better to demand his payment in goats. A few days later, we learn that the Mamelukes have ceded Aleppo to Turkey. We hope that this is not a sign of a new infidel insurgence in the East, far away though it all seems.

September - Cabot heads south, reaching the Cape of Canaveral in time for the equinox. He continues south, reaching the Florida straits in November, and finding the island of Havanna. To our surprise and concern, this is apparently a Spanish colony. While we knew the Spaniard had been expanding into the New World, it is still disconcerting to find him here so close to our own missions. We advise our settlers to keep a wary eye out to the south, and to let us know if they spot anyone. While Spain is as yet far too strong for us to take any action against, we need to see what is transpiring in the Americas.

1510

The first new year celebrations of the new King pass peaceably, if rather more drunkenly than was the wont is his fathers day. Indeed, so well were the celebrations made that in the 14th Royal Marriages are made to Portugal, Savoy, Genoa, Helvetia, Lorraine and Beden. I do wonder what the Poles are putting in that Vodka of theirs!
After he sobers up the King agrees to my plans to increase the fortifications in Munster. We need to prepare the kingdom during peace against the future predation of the French and others.

February - Cabot returns to Delaware to refit, discovers Roanoke (again!!) Truly, it seems a hard place in which to find things..<< I have no idea why I was informed he'd discovered it twice!!>>

June - Now summer has come, Cabot has headed north, finding the gulf of St Lawrence, followed by the straits of Labrador and Belle Isle. The King is most interested in these discoveries, and tells me privately that he feels that these new lands will be the key to the future greatness of England. In September Cabot finally reaches Baffin, and decides to head back south to winter in Delaware, which he reaches just in time for Christmas.

1511

We continue the steady policies that are gradually increases the prosperity of our country. In March, the King summons me in some secrecy. I wonder what new event has occurred, but am surprised when he informs me that he is making me a Viscount! Apparently young Hal found the idea of surprising his spymaster somewhat amusing. He is certainly a less serious man than his father, but I do hope that at my advancing years he will only keep startling me with pleasant surprises.

In the spring, we hear rumblings from the peasantry. Apparently the new system of tax collectors, while profitable, has raised there discontent. The King puts the army on alert, noting that Norfolk's troops could no doubt use the exercise of stabbing a few unruly commoners (increased risk of revolt)

1512

Cabot returns to Delaware in the new year, having lost his first ships to the winter storms in the gulf. Sad news - we had come to believe that his skill had made his fleet immune to the vicissitudes of exploration.

The King arranges more Royal Marriages, this time to Bavaria and Saxony. He is heard to mutter about how annoying it is that all the girls he is arranging marriages for seem so much better looking than his own wife. He spends much time avoiding her; at least such time is spent to good purpose in improving the prosperity of the realm.
We also hear that Selim I has ascended to the throne of Turkey.

Norfolk informs us that he has appointed a new Captain to command the Royal troops in Kent, a man by the name of Brandon. We are impressed by the young man, although he still seems inexpert compared to Norfolk. Still, neither Norfolk or myself is getting any younger, and preparations need to be made for the future.

The summer brings sad news - Cabot is dead! Apparently he had been exploring more of the New World, and had gone ashore in an area known to the natives as Washington to refill his water barrels. The place is apparently a filthy miasmic swamp, and the brave explorer succumbed some weeks later to a fever caught there. He will be missed.

1513

Cabot's last 3 ships reach Delaware, and the King orders them to remain there to form the start of our naval presence in the Americas. We have been hearing ominous reports of the Spaniard massacring the helpless natives of the New World, and the King wishes to see our own people better protected. Our trading ventures proceed steadily, and the Chancellor informs me that for the first time the income we receive from them exceeds that from manufacture. To mark this event, the King orders that the walls surrounding the City Of London are to be strengthened.

March - Sweden declares war on Courland. It has been a peaceful period in Europe these last few years... we finally hear in October that Swedish arms have been successful, and that Courland has been annexed into the Kingdom of Sweden.

In December, our armorers inform the King that they have managed to construct metal cannonballs for the guns of the King's ships. This interests henry greatly, indeed he travels to Greenwich for a personal demonstration. Mayhap this long peace is beginning to bore our youthful King?

1514 - 1517

After the brief Swedish excitement, the new few years pass both quickly and quietly. I start to wonder if it might be well for me to retire, things are going such as to make by presence almost unnecessary, it seems.
In 1514 we learn that Spain has declared war on the Aztec peoples in the Americas, but as yet our people there have failed to learn where they might be! We surmise somewhere to the south of our colonies, where we have yet to explore. Such a shame that men such as the Cabots are so few and far between, If only we could find a way of persuading some of the other maritime countries to show us there maps. However as yet my diplomatic efforts (and also thsoe of my spies) have proven fruitless.
The only notable events to break the tranquillity are the ascendance of Francois I to the throne of France and Felipe I to that of Spain. The King attends both events, and at both I am considerably concerned to see him eyeing up some of the young ladies, while ignoring his wife. I learn to my further disquiet that he has been having words with the Lord Chancellor, Cardinal Wolsey, about what can be done about a wife one considers superfluous.

At Christmastide in the year 1517 this happy, peaceful period is brought abruptly to an end. New reaches us from our merchants trading in Europe that a churchman named Luther has pinned a set of articles (well, to us they sound more like demands!) to the door of a church there. Apparently the whole country is in an uproar over this, and the King is much interested. Indeed, he demands that a copy of these writings is delivered to him immediately. Such is his interest, that when they arrive he spends much of the holiday period in contemplation of them. I am uneasy. The King has been unhappy with Wolsey's apparent inability to do anything about his marital problems, and the enthusiasm with which he devours these heretical writings fills me with a deep feeling of foreboding. At the end of the year, I receive a summons to a privy council with the King on the next day. I wonder what the New Year will bring...
 

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David, I thought that you had given up writing your own AAR! Glad to see that you're back at it, and not just loafing around other people's AARs like I do. So, I guess that Harry is going to go all Protestant on us is he? Good money, and lots of benefits, but have some soldiers ready in Ireland and Scotland in the event of rebellion.

Cabot has discovered Roanoke. He describes it as a pleasant land, but thickly wooded, in which his men kept getting continually lost…..Cabot heads south, reaching the Cape of Canaveral in time for the equinox.
LOL...too funny!

Iraq pays 9 ducats to Turkey for peace. The Turk would probably have done better to demand his payment in goats.
Yes, but then you would no doubt have regaled us with stories about what he did with them, and that would be quite inappropriate in this forum.

Looking forward to more...

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I just knew there had to be a thread around here talking about scotch and I found it.

Ahhh. God's drink. With a large cuban (cigar that is)

Like your AAR. Nicely detailed, though after about a hundred years (game years that is) you'll start to wonder what ever happened to your real-time life. Trust me on that ;)
 

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The King's news is indeed terrible! He declares that, after perusing Luthers documents, he is convinced that the new faith, Protestism, is the future of both himself and the country. He intends to make a Royal Proclamation to announce this on 12th Night. All the arguments of Wolsey and myself cannot make any impression on him, the King is determined to do this. We leave with heavy hearts. Who would have thought that the actions of the Pope's in supporting France would have led to this?

As soon as the news is announced, our erstwhile friends start deserting us. Our Royal Marriages are declared void (a fact which doesn't seem to worry the King so much as the thought of having to put up with a number of his relatives he'd thought safely out of the way). To add to this insult, our Diplomatic corps seems to have defected en masse. Henry declares to me that if any of the traitorous bunch return he will see about making them a corps in fact. I am too upset to do more than to put up a token argument with him.

The only good point is that the King has also declared that the money previously in the hands of the Monesteries is to be forfeit to the Crown. We will need the money, the Kings announcement has caused great up uproar and protestation (of both sorts) among the people, and I see the need for considerable sums in order to return the Kingdom to the peace we once enjoyed. Sad times, indeed...
One of my actions is to use some of the money to start a brewery on the outskirts of London. Mayhap the availability of good ale will turn the minds of some of the people away from their complaints over religion - at the least, it will make any drunken revolts easier to quash.

June - One of our diplomats returns at last. He explains that he is loyal, but that it has taken him this long to return here from the East. The King decides to pardon him (especially when I point out that we have as yet no sufficiency of diplomats to hang on the gates of the Tower).

1519

We hear that Karl V has been declared King of Austria, and that Carlos I King of Spain, and also Holy Roman Emperor. My earlier fears of revolt over religion has been proven too pessimistic, and I venture a small jest to the King about how well these Catholics stick together. It seems that Henry's pragmatic tolerance of the Catholic members of his Kingdom is serving well to dissuade revolt.

Some of our people are, indeed, so taken with the new Lutheranism that they offer to travel to the colony of Delaware to preach the word to the souls already there. We speed them on their way, and are happy to hear that they arrive safely in the Summer. I look on the bright side; now our peoples in the New World are Protestant, maybe they can learn to brew beer properly...

April - The Aztecs pay 250d and gift Atlixa to Spain in return for peace. While we still do not know where the Aztecs are located, it might be interesting to find out where. They certainly seem richer than the average heathen. The King seems somewhat upset, indeed he rails at me that it is not meet that the Spaniard and other Catholic scum know so much of the world that they keep as secret as the affairs of their Popes.

July - The building of the new brewery goes well, and indeed even watching it go up seems to make the peoples of London happier. Hopefully the beer itself will improve matters further (Stability to -2)

October. I stare out at the rain dripping down my window, thinking about the latest news from the continent. It would seem that Spain, Milan, Persia, Hessan, Naples and Lorraine are at war with the alliance of Portugal, the Hanse, Morocco, Navarra, Savoy and France. It would seem that Europe is once again embroiled in conflict. While personally I find it gratifying that we are well out of it (the thought of what we might have been caught up in if we still owned Calais making me shiver at nights), the King is not so happy. While our expanding merchant and colonial ventures are making the Kingdom more prosperous, I fear he dreams of emulating some of the martial exploits of his Sire. Well, he is still young, I hope he will grow out of this before too much damage is done.
Just in case, we recruit some new troops, and the Arsenal at Woolwich is instructed to cast new cannon with which to equip them. Just in case.

1520

A quiet Christmas for once! Indeed, despite all the current turmoil abroad, little reliable news reaches us until we hear in February that Milan has paid 250d to Savoy in return for peace. No doubt the Italian bankers will soon regain their ducats lending to the countries at war. Knowing them, to both sides.

My enjoyment of the Kings May Court is brought to an abrupt end when I am summoned to a privy meeting with the King and Norfolk. I fear the worst when I see the smile on Norfolk's face. The old warrior has been chafing against his inaction these last peaceful years, and I fear me that something is amiss - something involving war.
My worst fears are made flesh when I hear the Kings plans. He has been upset for a time now about our limited knowledge of the world, and the limitations this places upon us. How, he asks me, can we expand our trade, and send our bold colonists to favourable lands, while we know not where they are? I must admit, it is difficult to argue such a point. Both our diplomats and my spies have been unable to get much information of what is contained in the rutters of the established seafaring nations such as Spain and Portugal - just snippets that it seems have only served to whet the King's appetite for more.
When I find what the scheme he and Norfolk have dreamt up to cut this gordian knot, I am appalled! He intends to use the current martial confusion abroad to cover a raid by Norfolk into Portugal to steal their maps! It will singe the King of Portugal's beard, he exclaims. I cannot find words to express myself, but with the King in such a mood, so obviously looking forward to action, that I do not see what I can do except try and limit the harm such a venture will cause us.

During the summer, the bulk of the English army is moved to the coast, leaving the country defended by a mere corporals guard of experienced men, plus the new levee of country bumpkins. Over half the fleet is mustered in Plymouth sound to transport them, with Norfolk taking command of the force. He leaves the defence of the country in the hands of Brandon; while a capable man, I fear he is not the equal of Norfolk at war. But the plan demands speed. Even the King realises we cannot fight off Portugal and its allies, especially with the way the Catholic world hates us. So Norfolk must land in Portugal, win any battles and force a peace as fast as he can. It is more than the unseasonably hot summer nights that make me toss sleepless in my bed. At least the new brewery is finally completed. The King jests that in view of the fact that it was paid for by the papist lands he confiscated, that maybe we should name the ale it brews Bishops Tipple.. I smile weakly.

September, and the die is cast! The King calls in the Portugese ambassador, handing him a declaration of war. The man looks stunned, indeed he can hardly answer, as he rushes off to inform his King of what has happened. In their turn France, Navarra, the Hanse and Savoy declare war on us in response to their allies pleas. The fleet, what remains of it, is already at sea in the Channel, to deny their passage for a long as possible.

Days later, our courier brings news that Norfolk has landed and is already setting siege to the castle overlooking Tago. We wish him well, and hope that he has lost none of the skill at breaking rapidly into a fortress that he displayed so well in his campaign against the Scots. However I fear that the artisans of Portugal build rather better castles.

During the month the French fleet attacks us again and again in the channel. Our fleet fights bravely, sinking numerous French ships, but despite the unfavourable losses the French keep attacking. By early November, the fleet has been forced to withdraw, and the cursed French land their troops in Kent. Brandon inflicts heavy losses on them, forcing them to withdraw.

We hope for news from Portugal, but it seems that the fortifications are still holding out against our brave troops. In December, despite the arrival of more French ships to their natural home at the bottom of the English Channel, the French manage to land another large army. This time it is too heavy odds for Brandon, who is forced to withdraw, fighting a rearguard action as he retreats towards London.
When will we hear news from Norfolk? Have he and his men been attacked by more Portugese forces? Despite Brandon's courage, I do not see how we can hold out for long, although the men manning our forts in Kent continue to defy the French, hurling taunts and cows at them from the walls of their castles.
If we do not hear good news soon, I fear the Kingdom is in danger. What has happened to Norfolk??


hmmm, I think that's a good place to stop... ;) ;)
 

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I am reading through all the old AARs(with me being new to the game) and yours certainly has one of the best narrative styles and has that extra humor with that bit of knowledge to make it truly wonderful.

I wonder why you never got to finish.

Oh well back to reading Ariels