Paul was still reading his port-folio when suddenly the doors burst open, letting a cold breeze flush into the luke-warm study. Paul quickly grabbed his pistol and held it towards the door, cocking it as he lifted it up. His personal servent, Ivan, came staggering in, taking a low posture and clenching his stomach as though he had been shot.
'Ivan' the Tsar shouted 'what are you doing?' speaking in a questionitive and miffed tone.
'I am....ah.....very sorry your highness..' quezzed the man 'I have very....er....important news to bring to your majesty'.
'What is it? Speak up lad!' commanded Paul, holstering his pistol.
'Your highness is to be....ahh.....married!' finished the servent.
'WHAT?! Who to?' asked the Tsar, quite taken aback by what his servent had said.
'To...erm....damn i can't remember her...ah....name' said Ivan, still catching back his breath.
'Well damnation man, go get minister Miroslav. I must know every morsal of information' shouted the Tsar, obviously worried about this sudden news.
The man ran out of the room. Paul returned to his desk and sat down. He ran his hands through his hair and began to think. What had just happened? Who was this lady he was marrying? Was she pretty?
Miroslav walked gracefully into the room, his tailcoat trailing behind him a little way.
'You called, sire?' asked the minister.
'Who is it miro? who am i marrying?' asked the Tsar.
'Oh yes, that! You are to be married to Princess Eugenie of Sweden. Her father his the French king of Sweden Karl-Johan XVI. No Germans would marry you, so as part of my diplomatic policies, i saw fit to link us to our new allies in the Baltic' said the minister, his voice calm and controlled.
'Ah, well you could have informed me!' said the Tsar, getting more exasperated by the second.
'Oh sorry, i was busy with other matters...erm.....with Rosbatatov' answered the Bosnian.
'Erm....right, when is the marrige due to take place?' asked the Tsar.
'3 weeks time today' answed the minister.
'Oh great! I'm in Finland at the time! And everyone else will be in Minsk!' said the Tsar.
'Well then the wedding will take place in Finland. I will see to all the arrangements' said the minister confidently.
'Ok, you are excused minister' said the Tsar calmly.
The Bosnian began to leave, but he was stopped by the Tsar again.
'Miro.....merry christmas' said the Tsar.
'Yes, i think it is, sir' said the Bosnian before exiting the room, closing the large wooden doors behing him. The Tsar sat down again in his seat. He blew out his cheeks and sighed. He, again, filled up his shot glass and downed more vodka. Perhaps it would not be such a bad christmas after all.