Post 4 - It's about god damn time
"We must finish off Scandinavia"
shouted the shouty man during the regency council.
"But the settlements there are only partially defended", called Bill Den, the expert on fortifications "Forts are a must!"
"We must build forts in Dulaskogen, Kexholm and Savolax" screamed Hugh Jass
As it was said, and it will be written.
War came to Sweden and us, the Danish war is still on. Knolles requested more troops so the royal army was shipped over to help the war effort and conquer Denmark.
The Swedish army moves up the baltic coast and takes the province of Halogaland. But we strike back with a quick assalt on the Swede fort of Nyland. The Danes were attacking multiple forts and their were loses on both sides.
Hugh Jass decides at this moment to be knighted because he feels like it. Sir Jass send the greatest spy, Hyde In-Cover, to support a revolt in the Danes capital of Vastergotland. He succeeded with great success, the revolt risk jumped from 6 to 10.
HRE neck breathing, Finland revolt making and Danish fort seiging
With the HRE now moving into Denmark, Sir Jass decided to abandon all sieges on the mainland and work on securing the isles. The Royal Fleet was briefed with protecting the few regiments trying to cross this bleak and desolate land.
The Finnish Freedom revolter army had been created from a large number of revolters. It was crossing Finland in the hope of a new nation. It seized its first province, Viborg, the 23rd February 1412.
As the battle went on, the Danes just kept forcing citizens to fight and fight. The death toll was in access of 14. A new army was need. Richards Norfolk's private army was called to war.
Lets get... Quizzical, Quizzical.
Only one Swedish province remained, Stockholm. But the expansion plans were delayed as an army had already reached the borders, Denmark you say? no, it was...
The person who guesses correctly may win a cookie.
Wait a minute, there wasnt any Danish forts being sieged?
Oh god im sorry! Blah de Blah de Blah, Robert Knolles, etc etc, Wizard, we won.
Fyn couldn't be seized. It would violate everything we stand for. The HRE was too damn close and it would incite a war. It was left only occupied for now. The HRE had finished its conquest for Denmark and was now retreating from the area.
The Danish fleet attempted to evacuate from the now occupied island, the Royal Fleet saw and completely destroyed them. This was the first ever battle the Fleet had seen.
The peasants revolted for some reason, Scotland especially. In the Western Isles and Glasgow (proberly), farmers picked up their pitchfork and stuck the nearby armies. There was no nearby armies though, they were all fighting foreigners.#facepalm#
The Narrow Corridor
With attacks from the south and the north, the English navy on the west and the terrible Gotland on the east - the Danish had no where to run. All over the country the farms were being razed, the forts destroyed and the people killed.
Gotland (remember them?) finally broke the walls of the last Swedish fort and demanded that they bow to their new leaders. On the night of...some day. The Declaration was signed and their war was over.
But, on the other hand, however, their war had only just begun.
Robert Knolles, born 1325 was now into his 80s. The old crone was shocked to hear this news. He dropped dead like a dolphin falling out of a plane. Lets look back on his lifetime, he was born, he killed Scandinavians, he died. God bless his soul.
A war without a leader = A load of shouty people
A war without fighting = no war at all. This helpful equation is what made the country white peace with novograd.
Stop your blibber blabbing! Gotland Ships have been spotted on the coast! Hang on a minute, spain is not the emperor? what kind of ship name is that. Never mind. Call the
Irish Guard!
1'000'000 soldiers landed on the beaches of Oxford. It looked like it was all over! But it was then, Robert Knolles appeared and struck down approx. 472'927 Gotlandish soldiers all by him self!
Some say he didn't really appear at all, some say it was all a myth but they're just lying.
'Rapping up
Yo, you, yo, yooo!
Denmark's dead and HRE angry,
Don't worry man the ships patrol-e,
They cannot cross the channel now.
Gotland's now gone, oh my, WOW!
Heres the pics of the thread,
Its time to goto bed,
Please, say hi to Fred,
Do it now or you get some lead.
Novogorads south, he was killing Mamluk.
Call me old-fashioned, that was a fluke.
Cyprus has been neutral, the wars' gone around him.
Where as france, its kin has been dying -
FIN
The End Picture
Phew. Sorry about posting a half baked post if anyone saw that. I will proberly do years of peace next cause I need some cores and less revolts.
