After the last AAR died due to a flash drive failure, I decided to do one about the Golden Horde.
- Rules -
-War war war war war war war war warwar war war.
-Warwarwarwarwar war war war warwar... war war warwarwar war warwarwarwar, war warwar war war warwar war war war.
- WAR WARWAR
Oh, I'm getting ahead of myself.
-I must be at war at all times unless in succession crisis(That's a war of it's own), or getting my troops ready for the NEXT war..
-Dishonorable war(exploits) is not allowed... with the exception of guarantees, but only if I cannot find a war.
- NO LUCKIES. (I still have French/Polish nightmares. Oh, and all other settings are normal)
- Alliances are for losers and the English! (Vassals + released countries don't count)
And with that, let the overuse of the word "war" continue!
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War 1 - Poland and Lithuania
The mighty Horde starts off in a large war against the Poland-Lithuanian Union(Led by Lithuania yet I cannot make peace with them because Poland is their leader so they technically lead the war but not really. Yes.), we're rather low on cash, 0 stability. That's the bad.
The good? We're the Horde, and I can tell you that we are as prepared as one. A MASSIVE army of 35 regiments with barely any maintenance, and no revolt risk. That's all I need, and all I want... But a diplomat, an artist, and a guy with a big hat is even better! Let's add that to a move to Land, and we've got even more money to spend on soldiers!
We had to go on the defensive, but we still took a province to show them who was truly the boss!
Poland's pestering little army came to bother the demoralized troops, but they no match for our mighty general.
Unfortunately, Lithuania focused on our fortless provinces, forcing the 25,000 men in Poland to start besieging provinces as fast and dangerously as possible.
We were going in deep, and we were going in hard... and it worked.
That meant Lithuania was all alone. Without a single helper. With rebels so far into their territory we didn't know where they were.
They took one of our provinces, and in revenge, we were going to stomp them so hard into the ground that it would make Poland into space!
Apparently, our advisors didn't like it when we used an old meme, so they sold themselves to other countries. They will die.
But no one cared about them. They cared more about BLITZING LITHUANIA!
That is, until it turns out my heir was trying to spread pe... peaaa.... PEAAACCCC... Hold on, let me collect myself.
PEACE. He was spreading PEACE and making the family look like FOOLS. *shudders* He even denounced the meme. Why denounce the meme? In anger, I ordered him shipped to Siberia on a raft to spread his "peace" there... and Islam. I didn't notice that they were pagans, so, hey, why not? He likes that kind of stuff.
I'LL MAKE EUROPE MY VASSAL.
Our general died on the 17th of December, 1401. His last words were:
Tokhtamysh: Don't let the Germans steal the Blitz doctrine...
... I didn't get it either.
The Blitz continued on for a year, and that's all we needed. Rebels and Muscowy had destroyed their army, leaving only small skirmishes.
IT'S CRIPPLING TIME!
Now, we just need a new target... and I think I found one...
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Feedback is appreciated!
- Rules -
-War war war war war war war war warwar war war.
-Warwarwarwarwar war war war warwar... war war warwarwar war warwarwarwar, war warwar war war warwar war war war.
- WAR WARWAR
Oh, I'm getting ahead of myself.
-I must be at war at all times unless in succession crisis(That's a war of it's own), or getting my troops ready for the NEXT war..
-Dishonorable war(exploits) is not allowed... with the exception of guarantees, but only if I cannot find a war.
- NO LUCKIES. (I still have French/Polish nightmares. Oh, and all other settings are normal)
- Alliances are for losers and the English! (Vassals + released countries don't count)
And with that, let the overuse of the word "war" continue!
---
War 1 - Poland and Lithuania
The mighty Horde starts off in a large war against the Poland-Lithuanian Union(Led by Lithuania yet I cannot make peace with them because Poland is their leader so they technically lead the war but not really. Yes.), we're rather low on cash, 0 stability. That's the bad.
The good? We're the Horde, and I can tell you that we are as prepared as one. A MASSIVE army of 35 regiments with barely any maintenance, and no revolt risk. That's all I need, and all I want... But a diplomat, an artist, and a guy with a big hat is even better! Let's add that to a move to Land, and we've got even more money to spend on soldiers!
We had to go on the defensive, but we still took a province to show them who was truly the boss!
Poland's pestering little army came to bother the demoralized troops, but they no match for our mighty general.
Unfortunately, Lithuania focused on our fortless provinces, forcing the 25,000 men in Poland to start besieging provinces as fast and dangerously as possible.
We were going in deep, and we were going in hard... and it worked.
That meant Lithuania was all alone. Without a single helper. With rebels so far into their territory we didn't know where they were.
They took one of our provinces, and in revenge, we were going to stomp them so hard into the ground that it would make Poland into space!
Apparently, our advisors didn't like it when we used an old meme, so they sold themselves to other countries. They will die.
But no one cared about them. They cared more about BLITZING LITHUANIA!
That is, until it turns out my heir was trying to spread pe... peaaa.... PEAAACCCC... Hold on, let me collect myself.
PEACE. He was spreading PEACE and making the family look like FOOLS. *shudders* He even denounced the meme. Why denounce the meme? In anger, I ordered him shipped to Siberia on a raft to spread his "peace" there... and Islam. I didn't notice that they were pagans, so, hey, why not? He likes that kind of stuff.
I'LL MAKE EUROPE MY VASSAL.
Our general died on the 17th of December, 1401. His last words were:
Tokhtamysh: Don't let the Germans steal the Blitz doctrine...
... I didn't get it either.
The Blitz continued on for a year, and that's all we needed. Rebels and Muscowy had destroyed their army, leaving only small skirmishes.
IT'S CRIPPLING TIME!
Now, we just need a new target... and I think I found one...
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Feedback is appreciated!
