Chapter 1 – As Shaman Commands
Episode 1 – Lots Of Bad Chinese People
And there we go. Horde have much to do. Our mighty Khan asked for map of surroundings from Chief Shaman. He drew one himself while being trance ritual:
Conclusion is easy. Chagatai and Mongol Khanates are our potential friends. Problem is that they don’t like our Shamans, especially Mongols. And they are vassal of Ming. Chagatai is indifferent to us and we hope that it will change. In positive way, of course.
Bad Chinese People call themselves Ming, and they are really big and bad. All we can hope is that they don’t come after horde.
Scary Chinese People are just scary. Shaman says that they live in mountains and practice some weirdo stuff with their minds. They are better left alone for some time. Or next more braver Khan and Shaman.
More Chinese People are just even more of those small yellow men, but they are to far away to bother Horde.
And as in trance Shaman remembers, there is Golden Horde out there somewhere. They must be willing to help our mighty Khan.
Shaman still can’t explain why everyone else hate our Shamanism.
We are blessed with Center of Trade:
However, we are cursed with Muslim living there. As soon as Khan get some new shaman on his hands, he will be sent there to convince all that good people of Altai that it is much better to pray to Holy Thunder and his friends than to some dude with beard called Allah.
Its not nice however that nobody wants to trade in Altai except us.
Our mighty Khan is not bad that monarch and is decent cavalry leader:
We need to train some horseman quickly.
Khan decides to invest all in increasing Stability:
We should reach +3 Stability quickly, and then all must be invested in Government tech. It was very neat to bi Tribal Federation, but Shaman have convinced Khan that there are better ways to rule.
Khan decides that everyone’s words must be heard, no matter how stupid they might be. If someone talks to much, we can always send him to Altai to help Shamans convert those friendly Muslims.:
Khan quickly moves to establish Embassy:
We must keep good relations and hopefully ally with Chagatai, so someone can protect us from all that Bad Chinese People.
It didn’t took long for wars to start in the region:
Shaman’s knowledge about them is limited, but he feels that Bengal with that saber on the flag must kick ass out of Assam.
Khan sent one of his most fancy dressed Shaman to Chagatai to cast spells and beg for alliance. He succeeded:
Holy Thunder have other plans however:
Our mighty forces will need Holy Thunder’s assistance if we are ever to fight Chagatai Khanate, but our mighty can don’t plan that in near future.
Great Shaman is still confident that Saber-people will win all their wars:
In the end, what is point of having saber on your flag if you don’t know how to use it well?
Bad Chinese People don’t like our good people:
Shaman advises Khan not to go to wars. Like there are someone who we could fight against at this stage.
But, 3000 brave horseman will join Khan’s mighty army to please Shaman and his need to have bigger army.
Shaman have found out that there is great Empire on east that worship Holy Giant Crab. Khan love Crabs, so he sent his favorite of twenty daughters:
Great Emperor Bunei of Ryukyu accepted her for his strong crab-like son. Khan doesn’t know much about this great Empire, but Shaman convinces him that they have lands far, far on the east, to the very end of the world. There live Holy Giant Crab. Shaman saw her in one of his visions.
Khan believes him, because our Shaman is one very wise guy and it is not wise to oppose him since he knows how to call Holy Thunder.
Some of More Chinese People decides to war for title of Morest™ Chinese People:
That is what Shaman thinks.
Bad Chinese People have also warned our Crab friends. Khan is to scared to intervene them, because there is so many Bad Chinese People.
Holy Thunder awards Khan for his good relations with Great Crab:
Bad Chinese People are coming:
Shaman completes ritual of casting Holy Thunder on them. He fails miserably.
But he did manage one thing. To piss them off:
Mighty Khan will now lead even mightier Horde to war for first time. May Holy Thunder be with us. And our mighty Shaman of course.