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The Pope can hardly object when Sicily is doing so much to expand Christendom, surely? :D

I agree with @TheAnguishedOne - it very much gives the appearance of a family endeavour.
 
Up the Nile
Up the Nile

The emergence of the Jukondarid Emirate was a surprise to everyone. In 1070, the Copts of Upper Egypt revolted against the oppression of the Fatimids. It was surprising to many that after centuries of Muslim rule, there were actually enough Copts in Egypt to rebel, but apparently, many who worshipped Allah in public were actually secret Copts. Or were so very secret that they found out themselves that they had been believing Jesus Christ all the time the very moment angry rebels came to burn their house down.

In short, the Copts suddenly found that they were not only successful, they were now rulers in their own right. Incidentally, significantly weakening the Fatimids in the process. Since the Egyptian Coptics had never had a chance to rule themselves, they lacked proper traditions for it too. So, Sharif, the leader of rebellion, just thought to hell with it, adopted Muslim ruling traditions and called himself Emir of Jukondarid Empirate. For he was called Sharif Jukondarid and therefore, it made good sense.

Controlling the fertile lands alongside the Nile from Cairo to Nabatea in the South, the Jukondarids got the juiciest part of the Fatimid Caliphate. Sharif himself had passed away about two decades ago, but his son and heir Kemaladdin still retained control of most of Upper Egypt as his personal demesne. During his reign, the Jukondarids also expanded to Al Wahat in the more inhabitable spots of the Western Desert and also had one province on the shores of the Red Sea. Most importantly, they took the jewel of Egypt, the city of Cairo, from the Fatimids in 1106.

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The second generation of Coptic Rebel Emirs

This was what got Bohemond’s attention. He wanted the city for himself, for it was after all the jewel of Egypt and in Bohemond’s eyes, it looked much better in Norman hands then in Coptic. So, in March 1117, the declared war on Jukondarid Emirate, claiming that Normans hold an ancient claim on the city. When asked about it, Bohemond just shrugged and said “As ancient as the Jukondarid claim.”

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Jukondarid lands and the target

The Norman troops gathered in Alexandria. Marched through Fatimid lands. Caliph Badr made no attempt to stop them, feeling relieved that the Norman forces were just passing by and being very careful not to anger them in any way. Though, it must have stinged, watching rows upon rows of fine warriors, going to take what used to be the fine capital of Badr himself, back when the Fatimid Caliphate was not a joke.

As for Jukondarids, they were busy fighting over Mirdasids of Sinai over the same Duchy, so they were not bothering Normans much. Cairo fell in September 1117. Bohemond turned south, where forces of Duchy of Nobatia, vassals of Nubia and allies of Jukondarids, just happened to appear. Though the battle was not amongst the most successful, the Normans did win and pushed the enemy back to where they came from.

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First battle of the war

Then, scouts reported a small Jukondarid army in the Nile Delta. Bohemond went on a hot pursuit and caught up with a small army of 800 soldiers in November, annihilating the poor bastards.

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Then, it was time for the Normans to head south. First was Al-Ushmuinain, also known as Hermapolis. This fell in March 1118. Then, it was to Asyut. This fell in May. Then, the next target would be Qus, the capital of the Jukondarids, but news arrived that the Nobatian forces had besieged the city of Cairo, forcing Bohemond to march to Lower Egypt, abandoning the conquest of Upper Egypt.

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Norman troops sacking the ancient city of Asyut

In July, Bohemond relieved Cairo, won the battle and killed off about a third of the enemy army. Nothing much to write about, only the fact that Bohemond was not happy- he would have wanted to see (and loot and burn) Qus. No luck there. It was pointless to go back too, for the war was almost won.

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Beating the enemy back again

Instead, Bohemond decided to concentrate on Jukondarid forces conveniently located in Sinai. The enemy forces, learning of Norman’s impending arrival, retreated to Saint Catherine, a mountainous province in the middle of the peninsula and took up defensive positions there. Led by Emir Kemaladdin himself, though the man was not nearly as good a commander as Bohemond. In short, the enemy had less soldiers, less men-at-arms and less knights. They had the defensive ground and therefore, their loss was not so bad, again only about a third of their army.

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The morale of the story is- if you split up, keep your armies close

The other Jukondarid army in the peninsula was not as successful. Shorty after the Battle of Saint Catherine, Bohemond cornered them in Tih. The enemy was about the same size as the previous one, with more man-at-arms. But in a less favourable position. Normans broke through their ranks with ease and scattered them.

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Or this will happen

With this battle, the war was won. Kemaladdin, not wanting the Normans to take another trip to Upper Egypt, saw that losing one city, be it as magnificent as Cairo, is still better than the Normans running rampant in his lands.

Peace was signed in October 1118, with Normans gaining Cairo. And though the city and the county were truly ravaged- after all, the fall of the Fatimids saw the city being taken and being looted several times, Bohemond still kept it to himself. Mostly because the University of Al-Azhar, had survived all the turmoil and was still being held as a center of Islamic studies. Bohemond kept it going, just added “and Christian” before the studies.

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Cairo and the famed Al-Azhar University

Royal Matters

Prince Mikulaš Premyuslid, husband of Gisella, gained himself a county of Liptov. Much to dismay of Bohemond, who had hoped to give the Prince a land of his own in Norman lands, but hey, at least their children will bear the name of Hautevilles, spreading the Norman blood to distant Bohemia.

Kaiser Tetbert of Babenberg had the most unfortunate thing- he was captured after the Battle of Ravenna. Captured by King Cecco of Italy. A former peasant leader who happened to be successful and who now commands good parts of Italy. Now, he added Emilia to his conquests. A rare case indeed, that Cecco- from peasant to King. Also, a great general, prominent fighter and overall, a great man indeed.

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The Peasant King and captured Kaiser

Svetozar of Gabes, the current steward, died in July 1118. Bohemond appointed Count Rainer of Satif to the job- and boy, was Rainer fit for it. One of the greatest financial minds in current Europe. And a young enough man, so he can keep on going for a long time. Hopefully.

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Rainer of Satif, the best steward

After the war, Bohemond made Prince Tacred a Duke of Salerno. The succession was a bit more secure, as only Bohemond the Youngest had claims on the core lands of Sicily.

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Duke Tancred of Salerno, out of the inheritance game

Some of that higher learning from Al-Azhar even rubbed off on a King. Mostly because some of the professors in Al-Azhar also became close advisors of the now much more learned and diplomatic King. Not to mention the warlike priests of Dome of the Rock, helping the King to become an even better warrior. Bohemond was indeed beyond compare.
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New and much improved Bohemond
 
This was as far down (or up?) the Nile as Normans had gotten yet. Though controlling Upper Egypt seems like a good thing, there are these bloody Coptic people, running around, keeping the good Muslims oppressed and therefore, I cannot Holy War them. Come on, Coptics! Heretics! But no...

The Al-Azhar makes Cairo one of the really worthwhile targets.

They are wonderfully charitable people. Paradox still hasn't changed that.

I actually quite like the papacy so far. Haven't felt the need to meddle at all and stuff the cardinal council yet...

You know, I say it is better when the Pope gives me most of his money, instead of spending it on other things, like endless amounts of mercenaries and such.
And while I do not miss meddling with the cardinals, there is perhaps a bit too little interaction with the head of your religion.

I do love how the friendship between Bohemond and Griselda has shaped a lot of his reign. So many wars to help here strengthen and defend her kingdom. It's downright wholesome.

In a way, yes. It is also unfortunate that the Crusader Kingdoms will crumble upon the weight of rebels sooner or later, unless someone receives some brotherly help.
And the fact that I could not ally my sister and friend from the start, because she was also claimant and had to make some bethorals (not that I complain, she has some fine offsprings)

The Pope can hardly object when Sicily is doing so much to expand Christendom, surely? :D

I agree with @TheAnguishedOne - it very much gives the appearance of a family endeavour.

Brother and Sister, King and Queen (of different realms!) and maniacal conquerors both!
Yes, sounds like the Normans!
 
Cecco sounds like a character worth keeping an eye on, at least until you decide you'd like some Italian land yourself.
 
"about as ancient as the Junkodarid claim" had me laughing. Very prosaically Norman.
 
It was surprising to many that after centuries of Muslim rule, there were actually enough Copts in Egypt to rebel, but apparently, many who worshipped Allah in public were actually secret Copts.
Not really surprising, before the crusades and for some time later the vast majority of Egypt was Coptic historically. ;)
 
Theres also a lot more false conversions in ck3. Even forced conversion doesn't mean characters change their real faith, just publically hide it. Means that religious strife is a bit more long lasting than a single county conversion.
 
I feel like ignoring the Byzantines is a poor decision but then again you are surrounding them at this point and perhaps that's the plan to lay them low?
 
The Emir and the Prince
The Emir and the Prince

In June 1119, Bohemond passed the law. No more will there be creating any creation of any rogue Kingdoms after his death. He knew his history enough, and the partition of the Frankish Empire was a warning enough- how the powerful Empire could fall into several squabbling Kingdoms after the death of a monarch. Now, his lands would be partitioned, yes. But at least, all would be vassals of his primary heir.

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No more surprise Kingdoms upon the death of Bohemond!

Speaking of heirs, Mernissa bore yet another son to Bohemond in August 1119. Named Drogo. He was a latecomer, and unexpected- for Mernissa was already 40 at the time. Bohemond, who had already settled with the fact that Gerbert would be his latest, was pleasantly surprised at the late pregnancy of the Queen. Drogo, named after Drogo, the great-granduncle of Bohemond, brother of Robert Guiscard, was both brilliant and strong as Pippi Longstocking.

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Drogo de Hauteville, 9th child of Bohemond and Mernissa

On other news, Clemens III reached new heights of being charitable- granting Bohemond 457 gold in June 1119. Still, the Papal coffers seemed inexhaustible.

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The Pope still has too much money

The Muslim rebels in Iberia grew more and more powerful. In May 1119, Bohemond and his small army crushed a peasant army of 4300 soldiers. Still no march for the Normans, who lost a total 66 soldiers in the battle. Once again, one sister saved. Bohemond dropped into Valencia to say “Hi” and the following morning, headed back to Palermo.

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Again in Iberia

The Emir

The Persian Empire in the East was almost as powerful as the Byzantines. Though lacking the succession laws of the Byzantines, the Empire occasionally crumbled as another succession crisis began. Still, they were a worthy opponent, holding the city of Bagdad and lands from Arabian peninsula up to India.

Yousifid Emirate used to be part of them, but somehow, Emir Hisn II ad-Dwalah Haydar ibn Ali managed to become independent of the Seljuks, most likely during one succession crisis or another. Normally, a wise choice, but perhaps not so wise when you happen to border the Kingdom of Sicily.

In August 1119, Bohemond, thinking of expanding eastwards and creating a buffer zone before Jerusalem, declared war on Hisn II, claiming Duchy of Amman, northernmost part of what was considered to be the Kingdom of Arabia.

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Perhaps independence from Seljuks wasn't the best idea

Normans marched to put the province of Balqua under siege. Then, the news arrived- the enemy was making a naval landing in Ghazza. None of the Normans really understood why the Yosufids had taken the boats, but there they were- most likely gathered in Damascus, boarded the ships in Byzantine lands and were now thinking it is a wise plan to land behind the Norman backs.

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The enemy making a grand mistake

Bohemond stopped the siege at once and ordered his troops to march back. No way he was going to let an opportunity like that go to waste. In early November, Normans attacked the still disorganized enemy and slaughtered them. As a bonus, the Normans captured Emir Hisn II himself. Making this one very short war, as the poor Emir was given two choices- Amman or hanging. Hisn II chose Amman.

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The result of the mistake

New ruler of the lands was Niketas Gymnos. Prince Charming of Giselle, daughter of Bohemond and quite an accomplished diplomat and administrator. Lustful as well, so Bohemond was expecting lots of grandchildren. Especially since Giselle was now pregnant already.

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Niketas and Giselle and their new lands

Thus ended one very short war and Normans made their first step into what were considered Arabian lands.

The Prince

The Tadlid Grand Emirate was to the west what Persia was to the east. A huge Muslim Grand Emirate, reaching from Southern Iberia to the lands of Sahara. The father of Grand Emir Thabitah ibn Yusuf Tadlid was an Emir of Marrakech and Fes, until in 1099, he overthrew the former Almoravid ruler, Abu-Bakr, became the new Amir al-Umara and named the country after his own family.

Thabitah was confident in his power. Able to muster almost 9000 troops, the Grand Emirate was feared by all their neighbours. Apart from the Normans, that is. In July 1120, Bohemond declared war on Tadlids, calming county of Tanas as his own by right of God. Bohemond already controlled the other county of Duchy of Algiers and was eager to add the other to his collection.

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Picking a fight with the strongest power in the west

Normans marched to Tanas and put the county under siege. In November, the county fell. The Normans marched on. This time though, Bohemond took backup- he knew full well the might of the enemy and he recruited every single man that he could. For the first time in ages, the maintenance cost of the soldiers pushed the Norman income to negative.

It was a wise choice. In November, reports of an enemy army in Orania, the neighboring province, first appeared. Then, the reports turned into enemy armies. Led by Amir al-Umara Thabitah himself, the full might of the Tadlid Emirate and their allies, the Zirids, plus some mercenaries as well, were brought down upon the Normans.

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Oh, look, an enemy army!

It was 9000 against 11 000. It was the biggest battle Normans have fought yet- and it was fought in Oran, with Bohemond taking the offensive. A rarely seen event where the smaller army attacks a larger one. This was actually paramount to victory, for no-one was expecting that. Including Thabitah. Grand Emir refused to believe the news of Normans approaching, thinking them to be scouting parties and thinking his own scouts to be piss-poor cowards who mistake small units with big army.

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Oops, a bit more then one! And led by al-Umara himsef!

Until the Normans lined in the fields before him. Then, he hastily tried to put up a defense, but it was too little, too late. While Tabitah was a good general, one with experience and knowledge of the Christian tactics that he knew how to use to his advantage, he was nothing compared to the military genius of Bohemond.

The Norman forces caught the enemy unprepared and without giving them time to recover, Bohemond gave the order to attack. The Norman knights, core of Bohemond’s army, lowered their pikes and the ground trembled as they started their terrible charge, crushing into enemy forces with the full force. The other Norman troops followed suit. The enemy still outnumbered the Normans, but in times like this, no-one has time to count. Instead, the ferocity of attack forced the enemies to pull back, then pull back even more, until gradually, the pulling back turned into rout.

It was a costly battle. Bohemond lost nearly 2000 soldiers there- a cost that would have forced his grandfather, Robert Guiscard, to his knees. Also, one of his knights, Khalid Aqilid, was killed.

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Khalid, the Mashriqi knight

But in the end, Normans were the masters of the field, with more than twice the enemy corpses decorating the field. Günther von Gencher, the most legendary knight alive, killed more then 200 soldiers alone. Well, alone with his retinue. Despite being 65 years old. So did Jakob Bach, a Frankish knight, recently arrived to the service of Bohemond. Count Torgils of Derna was one short of 200. Truly, the knights were the cornerstone of Norman success.

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Günther, a swabian and Jakob, a Franconian. Stars of the battle.

There was one more bonus. Prince Yusuf ibn Thabitah. Son and heir of al-Umara himself, was found, wounded in the thick of battle and captured. A giant of a man, but not much of a fighter. This capture sped up the war quickly.

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From Fari to bargaining chip

In April 1121, Orania fell to Norman troops. This was enough for Tabitah. He gave up the county of Tanas, crying over 4000 soldiers lost over a mere county.

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Well, that wasn't so bad

Duke Arnald of Kroumerie, a cousin of Bohemond and a head of House Arnaldid, had been a busy man. He inherited County of Constantine from his father, Tomasz. Then, he took Annaba, the second province of Duchy of Kroumerie, from Cagliari. Then, he expanded southwards, taking provinces of Blizima and Biskra from the Duchy of Zab. Then, he expanded westwards and took Algier. Finally, just recently, he conquered Ashir and Figuig, in the Duchy of Tahert, south of Algier. He was called Little Bohemond for a reason. From one county to seven, he had started as a mere count and ended up as one of the most powerful vassals of Bohemond, commanding nearly 2000 troops.

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Arnald, the Duke who started as a Count of one county

While Bohemond liked Arnald, he knew full well that too powerful vassals can cause trouble. So, he gave the newly conquered province to Count Robert of Algiers, who happened to be another cousin of Bohemond and a brother of Arnald. And as soon as the Norman coffers will fill up again, he will make Robert another Duke, thus curbing the power of Arnald a bit.

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Robert of Algiers, vassal of Duke Arnald, conveniently controlling the Duchy of Algiers now

Royal Matters

In May, Duke Arnald of Calabria died. The beloved Duke died not even reach 50. And as he lived by the sword, he died by one. Complications of the wound. . He was a marshal of King Bohemond. He was also lauded as one of the finest knights in Europe and his contribution in victories of Bohemond was without a doubt, great. His son, Robert, was not as great a man as his father, and instead, Bohemond was forced to pick Duke Alfons of Alexandria as his marshal.

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In June 1120, Bohemond became a proper strategist. Mostly through learning through practice, for the King had seen more than his fair share of battles. Now, the King was even more supreme of a general. All the comparisons made- like Alexander of our time, or Ceasar, or Hannibal, were more then justified- Bohemond was a brilliant leader of men. And now, he was even more brilliant.

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Bohemond the Pure Brilliance of Military Command
 
Long live the rulers who lead their armies to battle. And who make their children to go to war. Makes the wars much more easier. Especially with the Taladid Grand Emirate. One grand battle, two sieges and one son and heir and you've won!

Also, the inheritance game is a bit easier now. Fortunately, Zirids still held the Kingdom of Africa title, therefore there was no chance to surprise kingdoms appearing anyway, but as Sicily grows, the threat will become more real with every conquered county.

Cecco sounds like a character worth keeping an eye on, at least until you decide you'd like some Italian land yourself.

Yeah, the most successful peasant king. One child though, a daughter, married to the some count in Denmark. So, future King of Italy will be of House Estrid. Will be interesting to see how things go.

"about as ancient as the Junkodarid claim" had me laughing. Very prosaically Norman.

Well, you have to have some hubris if you are a conquering maniac :D

Not really surprising, before the crusades and for some time later the vast majority of Egypt was Coptic historically. ;)

You learn something new every day. I thought the copts were no longer a majority by that time. :)

Theres also a lot more false conversions in ck3. Even forced conversion doesn't mean characters change their real faith, just publically hide it. Means that religious strife is a bit more long lasting than a single county conversion.

Hmm, so even when I convert a county, there is a good chance that there will be some hidden coptic revolt brewing in the background?
This is actually a very cool feature!

I feel like ignoring the Byzantines is a poor decision but then again you are surrounding them at this point and perhaps that's the plan to lay them low?

Most of the reason i'm ignoring Byzantium (and Holy Roman Empire, for that matter) is because they are Christians and therefore, conquering them needs claims and stuff, while Muslims are free-for-all. But, seriously, their expansion into Egypt and Holy Land means that they are mostly out of sight, but definitely not out of my mind.
 
What is the collective noun for Normans, I wonder?

A plague of Normans
An army of Normans
A blessing of Normans (?)
 
Hmm, so even when I convert a county, there is a good chance that there will be some hidden coptic revolt brewing in the background?
This is actually a very cool feature!

Don't know about county religious mechanics but characters certainly retain their faith a lot more than they ever used to. I'm on the third generation of the House of Ned, and they can still 'abandon their public faith' because their founder, Ged, was converted before the start of the game but never became a true believer.

That means heresy requires constant attention, rather than killing it with county conversion and forcing vassals to convert back. It essentially encourages actual medieval treatment of religion:

I.e. if there is heresy, kill everyone involved. They're tainted forever.
 
All that military genius, bottled in one single man. :D
 
Got to love capturing the enemy or their heir; makes things go oh so smoothly.
 
Holy Hauteville!
Holy Hauteville!

Across the Gibraltar

To celebrate the victory over the Taldid Grand Emirate and their loyal allies, the Zirid Emirate, Bohemond decided to start another war. This time, against the Zirid Emirate, with Taldid Grand Emirate as their loyal and faithful ally.

The main reason for expanding into Iberia was a simple one. And a financial one. Every time Queen Griselda had her numerous rebel uprisings, she would call for Bohemond to help. And being such a loving brother, Bohemond ships some of his troops over to help her sister in need. The thing is- it gets expensive over time. Bohemond would love to see the shipping costs reduced by having a nice base of operations in mainland Iberia. And Granada just happened to be in the perfect spot.

The war was declared on 14th April 1121. This also happened to be the day the peace was signed. Basically, Bohemond was at peace and then, at the very same day, he was at war again. Because why wait?

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The same day Bohemond signed peace with Tadlid, he declared war on Zirid

Bohemond gathered about 6000 soldiers in freshly conquered Tanas and then shipped them over to Almeria, where he put the fortress under the siege. It was all peaceful and quiet until in September, the fortress fell. Then, some Taldid forces were spotted. And not only spotted, but coming right at Bohemond. Some Zirids in tow as well.

Led by ye goode olde Amir al-Umara Thabitah, they were confident that the Normans will be beaten this time. Only, they were wrong. They attacked in waves, giving Normans time to seriously weaken one while the other prepared. Yes, the Normans were exhausted in the end. They still won with ease, killing about 3000 of the total number of 7000 enemies.

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Enemies just kept on coming

As a huge bonus, Normans also captured Thabitah, the al-Umara. Worth 200 gold, making him the biggest and most expensive catch of the Normans yet. Bohemond entertained the idea of keeping him as a pet, but the constant need of money got the better of him.

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One Amir al-Umara is quite a catch

In December, Griselda was hit with yet another religious rebellion. To think they would learn by now, but no! Time to grab the pitchforks and rebel! And then march to Murcia, a province so conveniently next to Norman troops. Bohemond, who just finished siege of Baza, was just a short march away and in January, attacked the peasants, drove them apart and captured the leader, ending yet another peasant war.

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Peasants. They never learn

To celebrate the victory, Bohemond and Griselda married off Adelin and Humphrey, one being Bohemond’s daughter and the other Griselda’s son, further cementing the reactions between two nations. Bohemond attended the ceremony, but then turned his attention to ongoing war again.

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Strengthening the alliance

In June, Bohemond stumbled upon the Zirid army in Aquilas. Nearby Taldids marched to the rescue, but it was too little, too late. Normans killed off about third of the enemy while the rest fled.

Fled just in time. For the Taldid reinforcements were just about to arrive. Three days late... Now, instead of reinforcing their allies, they found themselves attacking the Normans, who had taken up defensive positions. Once again, the Normans proved successful, scattering the enemy and killing little over 2000 of them.

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Two battles. One result

It was time for Granada. Now, this was a tough nut to crack. Built on the ruins of an ancient Roman fort, located conveniently at a mountaintop and with added fortifications to boot. Bohemond gave command away as he watched the siege engines to do their work. Painfully slowly. King never had much patience for the siege and instead, spent the time hunting.

In January 1123, the enemy made a final attempt to relieve the fortress. This was a hard fight, forcing Bohemond to keep a sizable party to keep the besieged enemy at bay in the fortress while the relief forces knew the land well and tried to do their best to sneak through the Norman lines and attack them in the back.

It was a series of small attacks, keeping the Normans on their toes, exhausted. Again, an alarm. Again, an alarm. Then, the enemy in the fortress made a small counter-attack. Then, small enemy raid.

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The most disadvantageous situation for a long-long time

Fortunately for Normans, al-Umara Thabitah died of wounds he received in the battle of Almeria. Sultan Yahya of the Zirids took over, but he was not as good of a general as Thabitah was. Finally, on 23rd of January, the enemy pulled back, leaving the garrison to their fate. Bohemond had lost over 1000 soldiers, but the enemy lost more then twice as much. Also, Jakob Back, a knight of very good renown, perished in the battle.

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I feel sorry for poor Jakob

In May 1123, the fortress of Granada finally fell. With this, the war was won. But there were still some enemies left and Bohemond could not resist the temptation. In July 1123, he cornered an enemy army in Lorca and forced it to battle. Taldids, exhausted from the long campaign, offered little resistance. With this, the war was finally over.

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Nor really necessary, but a fitting end

Bohemond had made his first step into Iberia. Just conveniently next to her sister’s lands as well. The King gave the newly conquered lands to Bohemond, his son. 13 years old, the Prince got his share and soon, when the King could afford the ducal title, will be out of the succession game. At the moment, just Guy, the oldest, and Drogo, the youngest, are left as the ones who will split the realm.

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Bohemond the Youngest, soon to be Duke of Granada

As for Zirids, their end was near. Not only had they lost their lands in Iberia, they also had lost their ally, al-Umara Thabitah. Meaning that they are down to one province in Tunis. Surrounded by blood-thirsty Normans.

Royal Matters

Griselda, having lost his husband. Unwilling to marry again, she instead started a secret affair with one of her vassals, Mayor Berold. To everyone’s surprise, especially Griselda’s, this affair resulted in the growing belly of the Queen. And since it was impossible to hide, the scandal that followed was marvellous. Griselda did not care much though. Nor did Bohemond.

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Griselda, feeling the results of her sinning

Duke Osbern of Tripolitania created his own House, called Hauteville-Zuwara, in June 1123. Besides two counties of Tripolitania, he had conquered Waddan in the inland and is currently in the process of taking Germa, even more inland, from Banu Khattab. Well-deserved. Though his motto, “No Wrath”, raised some eyebrows.

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No Wrath! Aaaaagh!

Holy Hauteville!

During the war of Granada, Pope Clemens III, the instigator of two crusades, finally died of old age. Though the old Pope had always kind of liked Bohemond, the King had been doing his best to empty the Papal treasury regularly. Enough to make Clemens liked Bohemond, but not so much.

Clemens IV had no such qualms. Quite the opposite, in fact. Bohemond sent him a truly generous gift upon his inauguration. Clemens was really pleasantly surprised at the generosity of the King and of course, thought all the complaining his predecessor did was just pure malice against a person so nice and generous as Bohemond.

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The New Pope

Then, Bohemond visited the Pope personally. Reminding him of all the things Bohemond had done for the Christianity. Like participating in two crusades. Removing Muslim threat from North Africa. Liberating the Holy Land from the Muslims. Keeping the Mediterranean safe from the Muslims. Of course, no mention of Normans themselves becoming really powerful in the progress.

In return, the King asked for one thing. A tiny thing. Nothing much. Just for the Pope to recognize the holiness of not just the King, but also, of his entire Dynasty. After all, as Bohemond pointed out, going to Holy Wars was the favorite pastime of the all Hautevilles.

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Just a tiny request

Clemens IV considered the request. After all, the King made some fair points. Bohemond is a liberator of Jerusalem. And Valencia. And Barcelona. And conqueror of several Muslim lands. And the rest of the Hautevilles- show them Muslim lands and they’re off like rabid dogs. And Bohemond was such a nice man.

So, he agreed. In July 1123, he concentrated the entire Hauteville Dynasty as the most holy defenders of the faith and Bohemond, as the first and the most equal amongst them. It was a fine ceremony, held in Rome. Most of the nobility of the Kingdom of Sicily (by other word, Hautevilles) was present as their Dynasty was proclaimed as the Protectors of the Cross.

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Bohemond the Anointed, King of Sicily and Holy Warrior of Christ

The following day, Clemens received a demand for money from the King.

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Some more, please!
 
Well, whom else to call the Holiest Christians then then the Hautevilles? At least, if number of Muslims murdered makes a Holy Christian, then Hautevilles surely are the most holiest of them all. :D

What is the collective noun for Normans, I wonder?

A plague of Normans
An army of Normans
A blessing of Normans (?)

Holy Normans! At least, according to the Pope, and who am I to disagree?

Don't know about county religious mechanics but characters certainly retain their faith a lot more than they ever used to. I'm on the third generation of the House of Ned, and they can still 'abandon their public faith' because their founder, Ged, was converted before the start of the game but never became a true believer.

That means heresy requires constant attention, rather than killing it with county conversion and forcing vassals to convert back. It essentially encourages actual medieval treatment of religion:

I.e. if there is heresy, kill everyone involved. They're tainted forever.

Heh, secret unbelievers for generations is also pretty cool. Though you should have a button called "become true believer". Though nothing beats secret believers of Adamantism :D

And I wish there actually is "Kill everyone, God will recognize their own" button in the game :D

All that military genius, bottled in one single man. :D

Nikolai, believe me, Bohemond is not keeping it bottled up at least :D

Got to love capturing the enemy or their heir; makes things go oh so smoothly.

Oh yes, but this happening several times in a row is especially nice.
 
The Crusader Queen having a bastard child is really funny to me.
 
After having consecrated such a pious dynasty, it's only proper the Pope paid tithe to a dynasty which'd done so many pious feed
 
“And Bohemond was such a nice man.”

I admit I laughed out loud at this. The irony here is positively hilarious.

Well done consecrating your bloodline. You’ve got il papa eating out of the palm of your hand.