My problems are as follows:
They lost over 1000 men in one battle, and that was just to the Zulus. That was not considered a stubbed toe to them, funnily enough.
Of course not, because it hurt their pride. It certainly didn't weaken the Brits one iota while the Zulus lost a hell of a lot of men and economic power due to the fighting.
I'm not sure why a war the British won is more significant than two wars they couldn't win.
Didn't win, yes. Couldn't win, now you're just making things up. Again, calling them wars is silly. First and foremost, the British government had no knowledge of until after the conflict ended. No reinforcements were sent for any lost conflict. Why? Because the crown didn't want the conflicts in the first place. The crown had better things to do than trouble their self with the antics of petty governors in the backwaters of the empire.
The Ashanti annihilated two British expeditionary forces and won a war against them. "Winning decisively" |= "putting up a fight"?
You make too much of beating expeditionary forces. These were not Special Forces. And I would expect a decisive victory to mean the victors won something other than their continued freedom. The Ashanti won nothing, as in every conflict.
The Zulus took less casualties than the British in the Battle of Isandlwana where the killed over 1300 British.
Casualties were less, but not by much. Now factor in the over 10:1 numerical superiority. The British didn't even show up with a standard V2 Infantry regiment. The Zulus didn't defeat the British, they were embarrassed because once again they thought they could just show up and win. As I said the Zulus put up a fight. The Brits didn't expect that. If they did they may have actually tried.
"It took four wars over 70 years to subdue the Ashanti" = "fighting was ended quickly"? That's a pretty interesting standard of "quickly".
Quoting out of context is more than just rude. Do you not understand what I said? Maybe you need more context. The British didn't actually attempt to fight the Ashanti until the 3rd conflict. And they came out ahead very nicely. Definitely subdued at that point. Short of conquered certainly, but that wasn't the British way. I get the feeling you don't have a sense for this though.
Also, the Ashanti had guns. Quite a few of them, in fact.
Of course I believe that. I also know that they were poorly maintained and had a limited supply of munitions. Do you know who sold the Ashanti those weapons? The Dutch might have made some trades, but it was mostly the British. Hardly the sign of a national conflict.
I don't believe anyone said a thing about bruised British pride except you.
Thank you for bringing up my main point! The conflicts with the Ashanti and Zulu are clearly romanticized affairs. The British don't like to admit they lost to low tech forces while the Africans like to beam pride about beating the greatest empire on Earth. Neither side wants to admit the truth though. Both the Ashanti and the Zulus were powerful nation with hundreds of thousands of warriors to call upon. But their nations were inferior because each and every soldier was also a contributing member of the economy. 19th century British soldiers on the other hand were at best misfits and at worst were hardened criminals. Their loss was no one's but the commanding officer and the governor-general's (often one and the same in these small conflicts). The dirth of unnecessary lower class citizens that show up in V2 were a real world event in the Western world. One of the many reasons the 19th century played out as it did. The British public didn't like these losses because it showed they were not invincible as common sense was at the time.
I'll ignore your statements about North Africa. I purposely stated sub-Saharan African because the North Africans were much more in tune with the rest of the World at the time.
I'm not at all certain why the concept of having more historical detail in Africa and representing more of its historical states makes you angry...
Not angry. I am annoyed that I need to stand up for accurate history over romanticized nonsense once again. I prefer accurate history and a rose-tinted view of sub-Saharan African in the 19th century is anything but. Referring to these African nation other than Liberia and Ethiopia as a state is a gross misunderstanding of what a state is. The Ashanti and Zulu nations were mighty and powerful, but they had no place in the 19th century. They had no sense of the division of labor, industrialism, urbanization, educated upper classes, liberalized trade, globalized merchants, etc. Adding them (or Western American Native tribes, or Amazonian tribes) into V2 is asking the rest of us to accept Politically Correctly nonsense.
Nobody is forcing you to read this thread about a feature you don't want.
You do understand how that statement makes no sense, correct? I care deeply about this game, not only because it is the first of the PI games I played, it is the most interesting to me. The Victorian Age was the time when economics finally began trumping the pride of royalty as the primary motivation for nation-states. The Age of Enlightenment and the Industrial Revolution transformed our world and those left behind truly were inferior. Not in being, but in substance. I stand in defiance of your point because I don't want to entertain the notion that Victoria could be ruined further than it has. I already suffer impotent rebellions and an antithetical Spring of Nations.
Now, before we quarrel further, let me state that I care about your point. I would like to see a comprehensive Scramble for Africa system. I am fully aware of the earlier African slave trade and how it transformed the continent. I also thoroughly enjoy reading about the Brits getting their noses rubbed in some seriously arrogant blunders. "Zulu" is my favorite war movie (partially because it was my deceased father's favorite as well). I do consider myself a social liberal. Because of this I can't stand romanticizing the accounts when there is plenty to work with as is. If the British ever have more than 3 competent generals in V2 (admirals notwithstanding), you know the game is rigged. There is plenty to do with the Scramble for Africa and only the British dealt with the Ashanti and the Zulu, which I find as no coincidence. The Dutch didn't and the French moved around the Ashanti threat. I'm still quite confident that both the Dutch and the French could have, but neither would have wasted a war in the process. The economic incentive wasn't there until it was too late for either of those nations to move into the gold or diamond trade in the regions. If war had actually come to pass, and I mean any European power bringing tens of thousands of soldiers to bear, it would have meant the extdnction of any nation of sub-Saharan African.