Adventures of The Mighty "Kingdom Of"

[wwiman]

The Adventures of The Mighty "Kingdom Of"
We won the best name in history award 47 times in a row!

The Adventures of The Mighty "Kingdom Of," covers the glorious adventures of our great nation from 1836 - 1936. The Kingdom Of, sometimes known as dominion01, or D01, is the greatest nation on earth. We comprise of all the previous European holdings in west and east Africa (not north and south!)

Join us in the Adventures of the Mighty "Kingdom Of" in a story, of conquest, diplomacy, and maybe colonization!

The map makers were so intelligent as to put our name not on our capital, away from it!

Where our name should ACTUALLY be.

But lets get away from matters of where our name should be, and focus on governing our might nation.

We decided to not care about the people, they are losers.

The super-soldiers of our nation defeat all, this 3000 man brigade, once built will destory a 1 million man army of The United Kingdom (Or so the greatest military strategists, France told us. Wait.. What do you mean they have no military knowledge, what do you mean France only knows how to surrender???)

We need to research in order to impress the world with our art skills.

Table of The Glorious, Mighty, and Stronk Contents:

The Army of The Kingdom​

The Great War (of our nation)

Fighting the Baby-Kidnappers!​

 

[Scotty the Scot]

Wut

 

[Savolainen5]

Proceed

 

[Plank of Wood]

The Kingdom Of must bring the light of noReligion to the entire world!

 

[wwiman]

The Army of The Kingdom
The Adventures of The Mighty "Kingdom Of"

My King, the Army of Our Glorious Nation is complete. If the Surrender Monkeys I mean, greatest military strategists ever are correct, we have the best army in the world.

What was that about Surrender Monkeys?

Uh, nothing, nothing at all, umm lets get focused on other things.

We are recruiting more idiots super-soldiers to join our great army

Well, we better get our relations up with the incredibly strong stupid British, so that they can fight for us, and our super-soldiers do not go wasted.

Sir, we have discovered a type of Calvary that was definitely not invented in the 1400s, by the very strong inferior Hungarians!

My King! We must get drunk. It will make our Calvary soldiers perform better on the battlefield, as drinking and driving improves your ability to focus on driving!

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[EmpireMagnis]

w0t is this..?

 

[wwiman]

w0t is this..?

The Mighty "Kingdom of," only achievable by A) modding the provinces to be owned by D01. or B) changeowner D01 provinceidhere

The greatest nation on earth.

 

[wwiman]

The Great War (of our nation)
The Adventures of The Mighty "Kingdom Of"

Sir, our engineers have discovered "Explosives"

My King, we have disturbed a holy site of the native peoples!
And why should I care? They have no chance against our men (and two female soldiers! - Progress, People!)

The British fear our might! They will bow down to our nation in eternal fear! So, they decided to accept our alliance, so that they do not die under our might! (Or maybe it was just improved relations, I really don't know at this time)

And now we will invade the people of Madagascar! Why? Because we want to take over their land! Muhahahahhahahahahahahaha!

WAR!

The war has begun, they will die!

The stupid British still have not invaded? What are allies for these days? They are all just lollygagging!

And here I just decided to look around the world at some other, more intense wars, and came back to actually governing our nation in early 1839.

Well lets just go research some more technologies before the British learn how to take over a country... Stupid allies...

Oh! The British won the war for us before we could capture some images of the invasion!


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[Lunarc]

Oh my...

 

[wwiman]

Fighting the Baby-Kidnappers!
The Adventures of The Mighty "Kingdom Of"

The Luxembourger government has gone bankrupt!

They must pay their 12.2 pounds back in FULL or they, and their puny overlord, the "Kingdom" of the Netherlands" will die under our might!

Well in other news our incredibly weak super-strong 2nd army has been completed.

What did you say about our army?

Umm nothing, sir.

We shall invade Johor-Riau-Lingga!

How do you say that again?

Johor-Riau-Lingga

You speak the enemies language.

Goodbye, minister.

Your execution is scheduled for 20:30 tomorrow night.

Glory to The Kingdom Of!

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Watch out parents! The Johorian peoples WILL kidnap your babies! Your babies will be rip! Watch out! As an added measure to prevent this, will invade them and make sure all the baby-snatchers will be RIP.

By Jingo!

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[InvisibleSandwi]

Well, the Kingsmen are truly in a great position for colonization, at least if you can get the score you need for at least secondary power status. If you grab enough land, you'll even be able to write your kingdom's excellent name wide over Africa! Make sure to build some naval bases, and maybe also some ships, too.

 

[wwiman]

Well, that is the plan that will probably fail miserably.

 

[wwiman]

After a long time, a new addition will be added to this glorious series - soon.

 

[J_Master]

World's greatest AAR, subbed indeed