Lines that made me laugh: :rofl:
"The game has a fine pedigree. After all Paradox Entertainment was the force behind Europa Universalis. " - seeing his review, I doubt he ever played EU
"Where is that pause button?" - where it always is, on every keyboard
"The goals of the game are rather easy to understand. You are tasked with recreating world history given a certain political and historical base and span your empire across Europe" - it seems that this guy wants to conquer Europe with every country in the world....a EURO-hatist it seems
"The game is keyboard driven" - I already threw the mouse out
"The graphical quality of this game is simplistic. Victoria is a mapboard game" - Wow...you mean, we don't get the flashy AoE buildings or the Warcraft heroes and spells...man, that is really crude...a mapboard is not a very fun thing to play with
"Better to step back and pick up a copy of Europa Universalis" - including the reviewer too...
"The map looks nice, but offers nothing that will truly get players to sit up and go ‘wow!" - WOW! I said it...
"Concept: 7
This is a title that has packed a lot into a finite space. The economic base is deep, the political base is deep and then you are confronted with the evolving goal of creating an expansive empire. The game’s pacing really needs to be tweaked to allow players a chance to breathe and plan." - What the hell does he understand by "concept"? Deep economical base, deep political base, but no, mediocre concept....yes, we should search for some gold and wood and build a bowyer....
