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Does Carolus totally rule, 1337 Haxx0rz!?

  • Yes, he sure is the 1337!

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  • My cat is more 1337 than he!

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Lord Durham

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Hey! Turnabout's fair play! The Free Company can always use seasoned writers from your group too.

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From Denamrk (my section)

1430 Dec. 19 - Sweden DOWs Novogorg Again! - Norway and I pay lip service...
1430 Dec. 29 - We raise war taxes - why not? Stab - 1
1431 Jan. 6 - Stab. +1 I guess the preasants realized we aren't actually fighting this one. :) <---complete with smilie!

1440 Apr. 10 - I DIE!!!!!!

From my ongoing Seibenburgen AAR

1441 Apr. 10 God damned Hungarians arrive in Bujak and steal my siege :mad: w/ MYSELF!!!! (Janos Hunyadi) w/ 30k. We march to Dobrudja but will take a sh*t kicking in attrit. *#&%& Hungarians!...of course they're besieging Bulgaria so THAT's good.

1441 Aug. 6 Those BASTARDS! Hungary lifts siege of Bujak and ponces off west for no reason. Tempted to DOW them myself!!! :mad:

1442 May 2. - Janos up to his old tricks. What? Has he got something better to do with those 12k men! We NEED Bulgaria raised.:mad:

...a little later, after being at war with Ottomans for ~ 3 years

1442 Sept. 21 - RE: "Diplomatic Move" w/ Ottomans dip +75 !!!? WHAT!!!?

1511 Jan 10. - Conquistador "Pilesti" 3/0/0 w/ 500 cav. +3 colonists in Wlakia - Oh he'll certainly come in handy :rolleyes: (extreme sarcasm)

...later...don't want to give details yet since I want to preserve the surprise in my AAR

How the hell am I going to explain this!!!???

...later...

WOW! Took shots and saved. Too cool!

...later...

DISASTER!!! I'm screwed!

...later...

We're doomed - our only hope is if Hungary or Lithuania will bail us out.

...

Just discovered I have a corps with 578/7685 sitting in Maros doing nothing! What a bunt!

...later...

We could be in deeeeeeeep sh*t. I hope Austria forgets about us!

...later...

WHEW! WTF was the AI thinking there????
 

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Since there's no spam in the 4 StAARs vote...

I thought I'd applaud State Machine for starting it...but how come only 4 votes? What a killer!

I'd just like to say how much I enjoy reading everyone's material. Some are a little more my cup of tea, but that doesn't mean that I don't enjoy the vast majority of what I've seen here, and I also think that every author goes through continual growth as they develop their own style and comfort level, their writing improves, or you just find it growing on you...etc.

I also would like to thank everyone who puts their 2 ducats' worth in on a thread...to, in a friendly way, coach each writer by providing positive feedback to successes and helpful, non-critical feedback to the less successful ones. That says worlds about this "community" of creative artists.

Keep it coming, everyone, and remember to encourage those fledgeling writers too since you have to have guts to post here at all. In my case I'm just so pig-headed that I'll plunge on anyway, regardless; but others might feel too intimidated by a lack of initial response so remember to drop a word or two of encouragement in their threads too.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled reading...
 

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Speaking of spam, I'm seeing an awful lot of threads with MrT as last poster... Looking for a custom moniker? :D

The voting thread started off as one vote per person, but was refit to allow 4. Perhaps it's not enough (I could easily place ten votes) but you have to draw the line somewhere.

One thing I positively agree with is to encourage the writers. Nothing's worse than busting your ass over something that means a lot to you and to receive little or no feedback.

It takes nothing to drop in a line.

Remember, we were all in that position once...
 

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Just go to the 'EU Roleplaying Forum II' near the bottom of the main page. There's a few stickys that give you a rundown on the rules, available countries and a FAQ.
 

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Yep, all the info is there on the board, just look for the Rules thread, and read up on the first post on the Inscription thread, which lists what positions are taken.

BTW, if you join now, we'll send you a free Duke of Burgundy plushy doll! :D
 

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In my own defense, I'd like to *think* that most of my posts are on topic...though I have my moments...:D I already have the moniker. It's the custom avatar I'm after. :)

The custom moniker I have is a long story. Here it is if you're curious.
 

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I was thinking of quoting Prince Ludwig the Indestructible here, trying to be humorous of the sheer lenght of MrT's great post giving him his FOOL! thingy.

But I was unsure about the wording, and decided not to do it. I mean, what if I got a funny, but rude comment wrong? Argh!

Great post though!

Edit: I'm refering of course to the linked post, not this one.

Edit 2: MrT's linked post, not mine.

Edit 3: If I had posted all that in different posts, my postings would increase. *hm*

Edit 4: I think it is a case of verbar diarrhea I am having. Goodbye!
 

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Originally posted by Mimir
I was thinking of quoting Prince Ludwig the Indestructible here, trying to be humorous of the sheer lenght of MrT's great post giving him his FOOL! thingy.

But I was unsure about the wording, and decided not to do it. I mean, what if I got a funny, but rude comment wrong? Argh!

Great post though!

Edit: I'm refering of course to the linked post, not this one.

Edit 2: MrT's linked post, not mine.

Edit 3: If I had posted all that in different posts, my postings would increase. *hm*

Edit 4: I think it is a case of verbar diarrhea I am having. Goodbye!


Try the chemist's! Or... maybe you could say you're ill and go home and play EU II? ;)
Now my post count increased. Didn't it? Anyway... I think almost all AAR writers here are extremely worthy of an accolade. Think about it: How on earth do you make a summary of playing a computer game interesting? Well, there are so many characters involved in some of the AARs that deserve praise that I... well, I just say 'thank you all'.
 

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Hey LD...looks like you're running away with it. Just goes to show you that all that hard work and effort is worth it.

(or maybe the rest of are sucking up to our favourite mod? :D)
 

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I'm, sure everyone here knows that you can change countries in the middle of my game...so that's the idea. Take a saved game file (an AAR would be interesting) and choose a different nation. If Brandenburg owns all of Northern Germany, try playing as Aragon. If the Ottomans lose a vassal and it survives, try playing as them. AFAIK, this hasn't been done before.
 

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Originally posted by MrT
Hey LD...looks like you're running away with it. Just goes to show you that all that hard work and effort is worth it.

(or maybe the rest of are sucking up to our favourite mod? :D)
It's got to be the sucking up part. Everyone knows I cut & paste my material from novels :D

Mimir, you can stop crying now and go take a look. Vote wisely...
 

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Close. It was by Storey. Still a good read, though, and winner of an OscAAR. :)