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Thousand years of Nader

Cairo, Nubia September 11th 2066

The year is 2066 and Nubia is the 4th superpower in the world, before egypt there is The First catholic Empire in the 3th place led by Sidioectus I, then there is CSA in the 2nd place led by Ike T. Eisenhower The 5th and finaly in the 1st place there is Third Reich led by Adolf Elizabeth Hitler The 4th. Nubia has been ruled by one family for over thousand years and today is the big anniversary of year of the bin Nader family, King Ralphodus bin Naider IV will speak to his people in the big event.
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The King of Nubia Ralphodus bin Nader IV

But our story starts thousands of years before todays event, in the dark ages of the world in a small Kingdom at the shores of Red sea, this kingdom is called Nubia. In Kingdom of Nubia there is a county of Nubia and in there was born the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather of Ralphodus bin Nader IV. He was Ikerios bin Nader, son of Jafarios bin Nader. Ikerios had a older brother called Georgios who was the King of Nubia.

Our story begins in County of Nubia where the caravan camels roam and where they cut off your ear if they don't like our face and your story is called

The Empire of Death
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Royal Family of bin Nader


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Jafarios bin Nader, father of Georgios King of Nubia and Ikerios Count of Nubia
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Georgios bin Nader, King of Nubia
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Ikerios bin Nader, Count of Nubia
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Andali of Dau, Wife of Ikerios bin Nader

Map of Nubia in 1066
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Nubia, June 5th 1066

News from the north

Omar ran trough the halls of the Count´t Palace, he had a message for Ikerios an urgen message. "Open the doors!" Omar yelled to the two guards standing outside the door leading to council meeting hall. The doors opened and Omar saw the Council and the Count, he ran trough the doors and stoped at the end of the big table. Council members and Ikerios looked suprised, no one was ever allowed to interupt the council meeting.
"What is it, why are you interupting us?" Jawarh, Head of County Army asked.
"I have a message to the Count" Omar said and tried to catch his breath.
"No one is allowed to run here when the Council is meeting, you should know that Captain Allarh" Jawarh said.
"Let him be Jawarh!" Ikerios said "What is your message?" Ikerios asked
"There is someone that wishes to speak with you my Count" Omar said.
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Sudan April 5th 1067

Make way for Prince Ikerios and a Baby

"Brother you wanted to see me?" Ikerios asked.
"Yes, i have good news for you" Georgios stood up "The man you took in your court has told us so many things about our muslim friends in the north" Georgios walked to the window.
"So what does this have to do with me?" Ikerios said.
"I know that you are depressed because your wife died last month when the camel satt on her but you know that you have to get over it" Georgios said and turned around "I´m going to make you my dear brother a Prince, Prince of Aswan and i have a new wife for you, few years younger but hey younger is better" Georgios smiled to Ikerios.
"Well thank you my dear brother for this" Ikerios said and bowed "Is there anything else?" Ikerios asked
"No, you may leave now" Georgios said and walked away.
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February 17th 1068

Count´s Duty

"Count! Count! King Georgios demnands that our army joins the war against Fatimids" Omar yelled.
"What? Against Fatimids! Is my brother grazy, we will not win this war" Ikerios looked worried when he said that.
"What shall i tell to the King?" Omar asked
"I´ll tell him personally when we arrive in Sudan" Ikerios said and walked towards the doors.
"Does that mean that" Omar couldn´t finnish
"Yes we are going to help our King in this war, tell the army that we will move immidietly to Sudan" Ike said and walked away.
"Yes Count" Omar saluted and ran to the barracks.
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Incoming child!

"My darling i have wonderfull news" Hanifa said
"What is it my dear?" Ikerios asked while he suited himself to the armor
"I am pregnant, we are going to have a child" Hanifa sounded happy
"That is indeed wonderfully my dear" Ikerios said and kissed Hanifa.
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September 25th 1068

Huge loss for the Nubian Kingdom

The battle of Sudan was tougher than Ikerios had thought. When they arrived in Sudan with the Nubian regiment the castle of Sudan was allready under siege. Ikerios and his army managed to break the siege from the outside and rescue King Georgios but they were forced to flee from the castle to Aswan where they signed peace with Fatimids. Losing Sudan, the royal capital of Nubia was a huge loss to the King and some even considered him to be a bad king.
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January 20th 1069


It´s a girl

When Ikerios returned to his home in Nubia he was greeted by the Vizar of Orthodoxian Church, he told Ikerios that the child was a girl. Ikerios was happy but still little dissapointed as he was hoped for a boy.
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December 11th 1069

Girl,

In 11th of December Ikerios was once again blessed with a girl.
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December 6th 1071

Girl,

Once again Hanifa gave birth to an healthy girl.
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September 20th 1072

New war equipment

Omar Allarh invented an battering ram in year 1072.
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April 6th 1073

And a Girl

In year 1073 once again a girl was born to Ikerios.
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Revolts in Sudan

Those still loyal to King Georgios started to revolt against their muslim masters in Sudan.
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February 13th 1074

Finaly it is a Boy!

Finaly in year 1074 a boy was born to the family of Ikerios, this boy was given a name Abdul-Haleem.
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Bishop for Nubia

At the same day a messenger arrived to Nubia from Byzantine and told that The Patriarch asks if Nubia would like to have Bishop. Ikerios agreed to have a bishop in order to keep warm relations with Byzantine.
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Hah! Glad to see someone else sees the value of Nubia!

*Subs*
 
August 1st 1077

Deal with the enemy

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In August 1st Ikerios met with an Fatimid general near the border of Quena and Nubia. These two were there to make a deal that would change both the fate of Nubia and Fatimid kingdom.

"I know that your powers of retention are as wet as a camels's backside" Ikerios said
"Are you insulting me?" General of Quena said "If that is the case this meeting is over!" General shouted
"But thick as you are, pay attention, my words are a matter of pride" Ikerios continued
"Sir, he is defenetly insulting you" one of the guards said
"It's clear from your vacant expressions the lights are not all on upstairs" Ikerios smiled while he said it.
"What are you trying to tell me?" General said "What are we even talking about?" General asked
"We're talking kings and successions" Ikerios said quickyl "So you better prepare for a chance of a lifetime" Ikerios said
"And where do we feature?" General asked
"Just listen to preacher" Ikerios said "I know it sounds little sordid but hey, you'll be rewarded" Ikerios continued
"Yeah, be prepared and rewarded." General said
"Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh" One of the guards said"For what?" he asked
"For the death of the king" Ikerios said
"Why?" General asked
"We're going to kill him. And his son too." Ikerios said and gave a evil grin to the General
"Great idea! Who needs a king?" One guard said
"Idiot! There will be a king!" Ikerios said loudly
"But you said, uh..." General said
"I will be king! ..." Ikerios said proudly "Stick with me, and you'll never go war again!" He said
"Long live the king! Long live the king!" All the guards shouted

"Of course, you're expected to take certain duties on board" Ikerios smiled
"Why? What kind of duties" General asked
"The future is littered with prizes and though I'm the main addressee" Ikerios said "But the point that I must emphasize is you won't get a sniff without me!" Ikerios said and jumped on the top of the table "Prepare for the coup of the century" he said
"Meticulous planning" General said
"Tenacity spanning" Captain Omar said
"Decades of denial" Ikerios said while he jumped from the table
"Is simply why I'll be king undisputed" Ikerios said "Respected,saluted and seen for the wonder I am" He continued

"So when do we do this?" General asked
"Soon my dear friend soon enough" Ikerios said
 
I remember singing that song every day after I first saw that movie.

Hi-f***ing-larious... :rofl:
 
CrackdToothGrin said:
I remember singing that song every day after I first saw that movie.

Hi-f***ing-larious... :rofl:


What song? :D I don´t know any songs, i have absolutely no idea what are you talking matey :rofl:
 
My favorite is the one at the start...

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!


It pumps me up.
 
CrackdToothGrin said:
My favorite is the one at the start...

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!


It pumps me up.

What have you been smoking? :D But i know what you mean but i like more of the 'bad guy songs'
 
It's funny to just, at random, belt it out when you're in public, or at a party and are sufficiently drunk to do so without fear of repercussion.
 
August 8th 1077

To Die For

Oasis near Queena border

"Now you wait here, your father has a marvelous suprise for you" Ikerios said
"What is it?" Khalil asked
"If i told you it wouldn´t be suprise, would it?" Ikerios said
"If you tell me i would still act like suprised" Khalil said
"You are such a naughty boy" Ikerios laughed
"Come one uncle Ikerios" Khalil begged
"No, no it is just for you and your fasha" Ikerios smiled "Sort of a father son thing" He added
"Well i better go and get him" Ikerios said and was making a leave
"I will go with you" Khalil said
"No!" Ikerios said "Just stay here and out of troubles" Ikerios said
"Uncle Ikerios, will i like this suprise?" Khalil asked
"Khalil it´s to die for" Ikerios said and walked away


Cliff near the Oasis


"Georgios, it´s the fatimids in the oasis, Khalil is down there" Ikerios said
"Khalil?" Georgios said
They rode quickly to the oasis and saw how the Fatimids were rushing towards it.

Little cliff next to the Oasis

"I´m coming Khalil!" Georgios yelled
"Oh this is awfull Ikerios" Jamal said "What do i do, what do i do, what do i do" Jamal started to panic "I know i´m going to get help, yes help" Jamal said and was walking away when Ikerios sliced his troath. Jamal fell to the ground dead.
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Georgios managed to take Khalil back to the cliff but was hit by an arrow and fell back to the ground.

"Father!" Khalil shouted

Georgios tried to climb up the cliff and to escape from the fatimids.
"Ikerios!" He yelled "Brother help me!" He said
Ikerios grapped from the hands of Georgios.
"Long live the King" Ikerios said
After he said that he released his hold from his brothers hands and watched how his brother fell down.
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"Noooooooo!" Khalil shouted when he saw how his father fell
Khalil ran down the cliff and saw how the fatimids were leaving.
"Father?" Khalil yelled
He saw Georgios body lying in the ground and ran to it.
"Father wake up, we need to go home, father?" Khalil started to cry.
"Help somebody..." He shouted "Anybody?" Khalil said

Ikerios walked towards them.
"Khalil" He said "What have you done?" Ikerios said
"The fatimids came and he tried to save me, it was an accident" Khalil tried to explain "I-i didn´t mean it to happen" He said
"Ofcourse, ofcourse you didn´t mean it to happen" Ikerios said "No one ever means to these things to happen but the king is dead" he added.
"If it weren´t for you he would still be alive" Ikerios sounded angry
"What will your mother think?" Ikerios said
"What am i going to do?" Khalil asked
"Run away, run, run away and never return " Ikerios said
Khalil began to run away from the body.
The fatimid general and his two body guards walked behind Ikerios.
"Kill him!" Ikerios commanded.
Fatimids began to pursue Khalil.
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Aswan Royal palace


Ikerios marched with his army to the royal palace to tell the sad news and to take his place as the king.
"Ikerios, where is Georgios and Khalil?" Fatima wife of Georgios asked
"Fatima the fatimids ambushed them in the oasis, w-we tried to help but we were too late" Ikerios explained
"What no it cant be, it´s not true?" Fatima began to cry
"I am sorry we did what we could" Ikerios dismounted his camel

Balcony of Royal palace facing to the Market square

"Hear me everybody as the king and his successor are dead i must with heave heart take his place as a new king" Ikerios said "Soon a new era shall rise for Nubia and we will prevail!" Ikerios said
Thunderous applaudes echoed trough the market.
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Good update, funny. I just don't know what to make of the references... :rofl: