Halifax, Nova Scotia
British Empire
March 23rd 1898
“How can it be so cold out here, like Greenland out here”?!
“We’re in the Maritime Provinces you dolt! Greenland’s only just up the way”!
Stanley only grumbled in response, stamping his feet on the pavement, his hands in his pockets desperately trying to get warm. His light cotton suit was hardly adequate for the weather; even Spring in Nova Scotia could be a rather grey affair. By comparison Arthur sat snugly in his long tweed riding coat and thick red scarf, a flat cap warming his head as they waited for a carriage. The Halifax Aerodrome was a distance from the town itself and Imperial Airways had been kind enough to have transport waiting for their valued passengers. Unfortunately, determined to lighten his luggage in the last few hours of the flight, Stanley had finished off his rum and vodka simultaneously in a ‘cocktail’ he insisted on calling a Caribbean Cossack. Not surprisingly he had felt rather ill from the incident and during the landing vomited quite a bit. Needless to say after aspirin, water and a quiet nap, substituting a pillow with a lavatory seat, the two had missed their ride. Luckily a small flight from Newfoundland was inbound in a few minutes and soon a fleet of cabs would greet the arriving passengers. Of which Arthur and Stanley would pinch one.
“You said Cuba, Evans packed for Cuba”, Stanley eventually responded in a sheepish tone.
Arthur just tutted, tired of his friend’s ‘shortcomings’.
Stanley’s face was pale and wan as could be expected from his activities for the past two and half days. Nonetheless he wasn’t passed out or on the verge of death, he dealt with more hangovers than most and certainly unlike most sensible people didn’t restrict his drinking to the odd evening. Few could empathise with his unwanted habit of moving from drunk to hungover in the middle of the day. By all accounts it was an experience not to be repeated but in such a task, Stanley was a veteran and it was the only area the louche fop could ever say he had experience in. The only week he had worked in his life, at his father’s accountancy had been apparently stained by a rather unfortunate event. Stanley refused to talk about it but supposedly it involved his father’s client, the Sultanate of Zanzibar, the Sultanate’s sudden bankruptcy, the Sultanate’s sudden revolution and the Sultan’s sudden execution. Needless to say he now lives on an allowance.
Suddenly from up the road came a locomobile taxi-cab, rather rare in British North America. The vehicle crept up towards the two men. A tall, redheaded man standing on the sidestep.
“Accuse me”! The man called in a booming Canadian accent “I trust one of you is Mr. Arthur Lambert”?
“I am”, answered Arthur as the ‘loke’ slowed to a halt, deciding not to stand politely due to the inclement weather
“Are you our ride into town”, asked Stanley, desperate to get out of the biting wind
“Heh, I suppose I am”, laughed the Canadian, jumping down from the cab, at which point Stanley grabbed his bag and virtually vaulted into the backseat. The man gave a confused look before shaking it off and walking over to Arthur. “I’m Alf Henderson, your photographer from here ‘til the Stars and Bars* flies over Havana”
“Ah, finally we meet”, Arthur finally stood, shaking his new partner’s hand “A pleasure, I was very impressed by your portfolio, particularly your pictures of the Red Indian Tribe”
“The Cree, a marvellous people. I wish I could praise your work as well but politics isn’t my thing I’m afraid”
“Consider yourself lucky”! Arthur laughed
“Shall we”? Alf motioned to the taxi-cab.
“I would quite like that”, smiled Arthur, rubbing his red raw hands together
“Err… just one thing”, the photographer whispered
“Yes”?
“Whose the other fella”?
“He’s on holiday”
****
Mr. Henderson had taken the two Englishmen directly to the Golden Promenade Restaurant for a meal, as their train to New York, the first leg of their journey to Florida, was a still a few hours away. Although a rather nice eatery, with soft, plush, cushioned chairs, fine silverware and great service, its name relating to the beautiful ocean view seemed to no doubt only apply for the six weeks Nova Scotia suffered the strange season others called summer. As the three dined the massive window showing Halifax’s seafront revealed only dark waves crashing against the seawall which Arthur was sure he saw crush a seagull at one point; luckily no one was there for a nice view. While Arthur and Alf planned out their journey south and the itinerary once they arrived at the 1st Confederate Army headquarters in Key West, Stanley was catching up on several lost meals. On searching the menu for something to quench his massive appetite, a symptom of only eating bar olives for the past three days, he had come across a Canadian delicacy: The Lumberjack’s Breakfast, a gargantuan breakfast of three-plus eggs; massives rations of ham, bacon and sausages; plus several large pancakes.
“So if we are met without any complications”, asked Arthur, glancing towards Stanley “We should be in Florida by the night of the 27th”?
“Yea”, answered Alf, looking at his notebook, filled with scribbled details of their planned route “Technically we could be there by the night of the 25th but the problem is borders. Crossing into New England is no problem- open border, but then the United States might take a little time and then crossing into the Confederacy is going to be a goddamn nightmare! Not to mention their horrendous ‘de-centralised’ rail network, different trains, different gauges, erratic timetables…”
“He he, why will to be a nightmare to cross the border? I thought President Lee and President Cleveland were moderately friendly these days, what with rapprochement and what not. Lee was something of a darling in the Union last year for finally abolishing slavery
de jure if I recall”.
“Well it might be thirty-odd years since the ‘falling out’ so to speak but rapprochement was emplaced more to weaken hawks ready for a second round than a sign of actual friendship. Now that Lee is set to invade Cuba, Cleveland and his ‘Bourbon Democrats’ are up in arms, what given their extremely anti-imperial stance”
“I see”
“Well that might be the real reason for tension but the border is going to be tight because a recent mass flight of blacks into West Virginia”
“Why would they be fleeing, now that slavery is gone”?
“You think a law is going to stop an entire nation looking at a people like a sub-species, no better than pack animals? Even you yourself said it was abolished
de jure. De facto, slavery declined rapidly after the 1870 revolts and what with individual states abolishing it etc. but it still goes on in certain backwoods”
“You don’t say? How ghastly”!
“Ghastly indeed, but most states abolished it in the 70’s and 80’s with compensation for owners, meaning indentured labour, or bond slaves as most call them. Needless to say, plenty are still bonded, with ‘employers’ giving out miserable wages, making it almost impossible for some to buy their freedom. Thousands have been born into this system since the revolts and its still perpetuating, Lee knows he can’t anger employers so I can’t see it being made illegal anytime soon. Anyway to cut to the point, along with bigotry, segregation, no political voice and the occasional lynching, bond-slavery is a pretty good reason for a lot of blacks to run the border”
“My, my for someone not interested by politics you seem quite well-versed”
“I’m not fascinated by the Ottawa Assembly or all-hallowed Westminster Mr. Lambert, but I’m not ignorant of the world either”
“Of course, I meant no offence”
“None taken. Anyway as we’ve already gone over and I’m sure you are knowledgeable about given you’re the one doing most of the work, we should have two days for you to interview soldiers, officers and General Wheeler while I get plenty of pretty pictures. We should be on a ship bound for Cuba by the 1st of the new month”.
“Excellent”
“Splendid”! Stanley burped
*Stars and Bars- Confederate Flag