Italy is fun to play! Even a Generalissimo Zero is a god when he is backed by that many Black Shirts
Welcome!And believe me while searching on the topic of Italian heavy tanks i have seen some true horrors...which i will be happy to share when the time comesI am enjoying this one immensely. I cannot wait to see what horrors emerge from the Italian Heavy Tank programme, werhaboo logic and priorities combined with WW2 Italy's famed talent for weapon development and precsion engineering could produce something very special.
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And for the first time in history, somebody actually wished to be French, as the output from the baguette factories would have been a far more practical substitute for the lack of bridges.I called the officer in charge of the battle on the radio
“So mister I-don't-care-about-your-name how did you lose the battle when you outnumbered them enemy 2-1?”
“Well sir there was this river”
“Annnnd?”
“And we don't have any engineersto make bridges over it cause they all quit and went to work on the pizza factories...so we had to swim”
If you hear a faint sound in the distance which sounds like the voice of Katey Sagal sighing "Oh Lord...", it's not a Futurama rerun, it's me.
Nonsense! There was quite a row at the pizza factory last week, when management tried to push this new "pineapple-on-pizza" on the workers. I tell you, too many more corporate blunders like that and we'll all be calling each other "Comrade" sooner than later...Some would say this is overkill.Those people have not seen Italians fight ...poor choice of words NO ONE has seen Italians FIGHT.
Truly, Italy at her best here: "helping" her "allies" to the best of her abilities!Later in the month as i was eating some snitchels a new telegram arrived.together with a photo
From Generalisimo Franco. To leader of Italy. FUCK YOU. End message.
It was the first time since assuming control of Italy I felt fully happy.
And for the first time in history, somebody actually wished to be French, as the output from the baguette factories would have been a far more practical substitute for the lack of bridges.
The words Pinnaple on pizza are enough to plunge the entire country of Italy into complete Civil warNonsense! There was quite a row at the pizza factory last week, when management tried to push this new "pineapple-on-pizza" on the workers. I tell you, too many more corporate blunders like that and we'll all be calling each other "Comrade" sooner than later...
We're Italians, the question of what we should fire is quite far removed from the reality of whether or not we can even fire at all!But then what would we fire out of our submarine tubes?
I love that room....
Considering how HOI3 works, they may be waiting for a long time. Sure, the German AI usually sends over expeditionary forces to Libya, but it's not hard-coded for it to send over Rommel... Maybe the Wheraboo will get lucky, maybe not. I guess we'll see.I also moved 1 corp on the African Front facing the british and named it appropriately
Before I scrolled down to the actual picture, I thought you might use a picture of the nazi HQ in 'Blues Brothers'. But somehow, the room you picked had a lot more German memorabilia in it.When i google "wehraboo room" that was EXACTLY what i had in mind...i just dint expect the damn thing to actually EXIST!!
Yes, but they are Yuuuge (Just imagine Trump saying it). Has to count for something...Also i just researched the SH battleships and HOLY SHIT are they complete and utter trash...gonna sit down and make the update now.
There could be several reasons for this. One could be that you have units that use fuel in foreign territory, probably Cavalry in Ethiopia. The way the game handles troops in allied territory is to supply them from the ally's stockpile and then to 'refund' said ally with the amount used. Another possibility is that the game is somewhat confused, and that it is counting some, or all, of the fuel you're shipping to your colonies as outward trade. Considering the supply convoy system and the seaborne trade system are basically the same, I wouldn't rule out the possibility of such a bug.Also anyone knows why i keep having my fuel "traded away" when i am not selling it to anybody?
I expect that civil war would be rather short-lived, as the pizza-traditionalists would vastly outnumber the Pineapple proponents. I can guarantee you that it wasn't an Italian who came up with the monstrous idea of putting pineapple on pizza. In my experience, the vast majority of traditional Italian places (that are actually run by Italians) don't offer it as a topping.The words Pinnaple on pizza are enough to plunge the entire country of Italy into complete Civil war
Considering how HOI3 works, they may be waiting for a long time. Sure, the German AI usually sends over expeditionary forces to Libya, but it's not hard-coded for it to send over Rommel... Maybe the Wheraboo will get lucky, maybe not. I guess we'll see.
Bah don't listen its the traitor Fermi's research.
I think the main concern is the entire ship rolling over if it ever tries to fire a broadside.I swear, I think that SH Battleship will sink under the weight of its guns and armor... to be fair, I doubt that Italy has a drydock big enough to build them in.... @El Pip might know.
I think the main concern is the entire ship rolling over if it ever tries to fire a broadside.
On tanks, I'm mildly concerned that Italy is regressing back to WW1 tank designs. At this rate the next 'breakthrough' will be armoured knights, or perhaps even Cataphract cavalry.