Jan 1, 1583 brings a peasant revolt in Hessen, which is rapidly put down. Also England declares itself defender of the Catholic Faith. We find this amusing when more of its home provinces are Reformed than Catholic. On Sept 1, Croatia rebels from Austria. This is a convenient distraction of our attention, for on the 28th of September Hannover receives a Declaration of War from the Netherlands, and we find ourselves in the less-than-enviable position of defending one of our vassals (Hannover), against another (the Dutch). We march a total of 38000 troops from Pfalz and Hessen, into Oldenburg, where they are joined by 10000 Hannoverians, and a battle is joined with 18000 Dutch. After fierce fighting, we are victorious. Hannover besegies Oldenburg, so we march on Geldre.
But oddly, on May 1, 1585, the Hannoverians make peace with the Dutch paying 125d. We call in the ambassador and ask him if the elector of Hannover has had some difficulty discerning whose cities were under seige when he made peace. But since the ducats don't come out of our treasury, and will flow into ours (in part) in either case, we have little more than a humorous concern for this development. We return the remainign 26000 troops to Baden, where we expect they will soon have further use...
On Oct 15, we form royal ties with the newly named "Russia" and with Suzdal. Also Prussia has been annexed, to our disappointment, by Courland. On Sept 12, 1585 Seiderbergen is devoured by the ever-gaping maw that is Austria. In October, we are afflicted by a failure of the beaureucracy to enforce ordiances (-1 stability "random" event). However, the rest of the year is quiet except for reports that the Austro-French war have come to an end. In March 1586, Bohemia surrenders Erz, Moravia, and Sudeten to the Austrians as well. This leaves Bohemia only one province left from its former glory. So does Austria treat its former friends.
On April 1, however, my concerns begin to come to pass. Venice declares war on us. With this, teh French declare war on Lorraine, assuming we will be to distracted to aid them, Lorraine calls for allied support, and we provide it. However, all of this brings the Pommernian dogs into conflict with us. And they begin to march 52000 men on Berlin. We summon troops from Sudeten and Baden north to defend the home province. 35000 men engage the Pommernian attackers on Auguest 30. They fight valiantly, but the weight of numbers begins to tell until the second army arrives fro mBaden by forced marches and throws itself into the fray. They arrive on the Pommernian flank just as our 1st army is giving way. The result is a Pommernian rout. We chase the 30000 survivors back to Pommern.
but we cannot enjoy this victory, Bavaria and Mainz declare war on us too, hoping to grab land in the south from us while our attention is diverted. We raise troops in our southern provinces to use against Bavaria. On Nov 26, we engage the rattled 30000 remaining Pommernians and inflict another crushing defeat on them. We then lay seige to Vor Pommern. The remainder fo the winter is quiet except for the sound of our seige guns in VorPommern.
On June 5, 1587, we engage 12000 Bavarians with 7000of our own men in Wurtemburg, we are victorious on the 23rd. On July 4th we sign a white peace with France, and on Sept 1 a white peace is signed between Hannover and Pommern, thus our 17000 survivors of the battles with Pommern are now free to turn and march on Bavaria.
On July 4, 1588, 12000 Brandenburgers engage 7000 Bavarians, and we are victorious. We consolidate our forces into a single 23000 man force and march on Bavaria. They are engaged by 15000 Bavarians in Bavaria. The engagement is brutal, 11000 bavarians are slain. Btu our general misgages the reality of the battle and retreats with 18000 men. We send the General a warning to not allow himself to make the mistake of retreating before an inferior foe again, and he attacks once again. the result is the slaughter of the final defenders of Bavaria.
On Aug 15, Bavaria is beseiged, btu the troops of Mainz manage to sneak up on us in Hessen and pillage the province. We assemble an allied army of 41000 men which marches on Mainz. Their 15000 defendwers are crushed. We lay seige to Mainz. On Dec 15, Bayern falls, and we march on Ansbach. But on Jan 7, an assault on Mainz fails to take the province.
March 4th sees a white peace with the Papacy and Crimea, Mainz is falling (-1), but on July 16, we accept peace with Bavaria for 125d, we however, maintain our stranglehold on Mainz. Aug 1 brings a Hugenot revolt against the Catholic nation that is (supposedly) England. On the 27th Mainz falls. they come to us asking for mercy, but discover that we have invoked the policy "one Germany for all Germans." They are ordered to hand over all rights to their province and see it added to the Brandenburg's realm, their lineage deposed, their nobility exiled. Thus the price for attempting to land-grab from Brandenburg and failing.