So - just finished my first game as the crisis.
First though - I managed to win in Ironman, but didn't get the Big Red Button achievement - shame on you Paradox. The game was actually a fairly good rollercoaster.
I was playing on ensign as your friendly neighbour xenophobe (but not fanatic purifier, just a normal xenophobe, I even got along with a couple other nations), so early game was fairly easy - the closest nation attempted to close me in as usual, I didn't let him, we ended in war, I did not finish him out because I was already eyeing the crisis perk, and knew it was related to attacking empires.
Once I got the perk, first thing I was wondering is what was special about the menacing corvettes. Then found out they are built with minerals. And have far cheaper maintenance costs. The hype was real. So I proceed to clean up that empire I mentioned before, along with a couple neighbouring fanatic purifiers, because of course you gonna get spawned side by side with two fanatic purifiers. After that I was still short about 4000 menace points to complete the initial steps of becoming the crisis.
Side point, but it was ironic using the containment casus beli against the FP as the crisis - your own private crisis casus beli destroys outposts, rather than conquering them, so using containment allowed me to get plenty of land.
I got the last few points by attacking the biggest alliance, which, by this point is just a bunch of chumps. whose biggest fleet is about 3k while I'm swimming on 30K stacks. Fun times.
Then I properly become the crisis. I get the star devourers (first though: they are cubes? couldn't they be a bit cooler? second though, when seeing one destroy a star: holy cow, that's awesome), and the whole galactic community declares on me. This time as containment - which sucks - now I have to take care of the hundred stations increasing my station count and empire cap. Also, they are fairly good at being hugely annoying - they send minimum sized units everywhere to take as much terrain as possible. Still, not like it matters too much - I send my devourers to do their job while focusing on swatting the attacks that come from everywhere.
Then the fun part begins. On 2400 on the dot I get the notification that the Unbidden is coming. Urgh - I don't have the time to deal with them. They appear on the other side of the galaxy, with stacks of 80K approx - by then my stacks are about 40K, but I can support about 5-6 of them, but most of them are busy dealing with the galactic community armies, and my stacks have no chance on a 1-vs-1 against the unbidden, so I start to build a dedicated corvette model for them.
Then hell is left loose. The Observers empire declares himself guardian of the galaxy. Uh oh. For now he focuses on the unbidden, so I do my own thing and try to reinforce my armies as much as possible. The Observers end the crisis, ironically giving me the Rift Sealed achievement (I've never gotten the unbidden before in an ironman game, surprisingly, on my near 1000 hours of game). For a couple years they respect me until suddenly they declare on me. By this time, my stacks are about 75K each for corvettes, 45K for destroyers/cruisers, while his stacks are anywhere between 80K and 150K. Crap.
The inital war is fairly straightforward - I generally die a lot but manage to outlast his fleets through sheer numbers, and quickly I have the upper hand in total power. He starts an strategy where he sends a ton of min-sized stacks everywhere (which are still able to beat my fortresses on their own) and send single carriers to conquer my planets everywhere. It becomes an attrition war where I still am the one with the most power, but the Observer AE manages to steal a lot of territory for himself - this while the galactic is also using a similar approach and I have to fight a war in too many fronts while also protecting my star devourers. Have I mentioned that the Holy guardians suddenly declare on me to force me to ban AI? to be fair, by then my empire is so large that they gain attrition quicker just by staying at war than me - even if I let them conquer half a dozen planets. Eventually they get too close to my capital, and I have to send a couple stacks to deal with their 110K stacks.
By the way - after a long war with the Observer AE in which things mostly end as a wash (he got a lot of territory from me, but it's the territory I won against the galactic community - most of it was actually giving me trouble due to wrong habitability and were poorly developed) - I ended suing for peace to have time to build my aetherophasic engine and re-re-re-re-build my armies.
This repeated itself 2 times more, but the Observers went directly for the skirmishing strategy on the following rounds. It was honestly really tough - by then I had about 15 stacks of 90-60Ks each all around the map, but they were still giving me a hard time, and they managed to get land dangerously close to my capital - damned wormholes. But FINALLY, after a 4th stage of the Aetherophasic Engine that I was not expecting, I finished it and the rest is story. By then 1/4 or so of the galaxy had already been turned to blackholes.
The ending left me feeling kind of empty. In more than one sense.
It's been loads of fun, if a bit frustrating. I did not expect to have such a hard time on Ensign, but tbh, I did not expect the Unbidden to appear so soon, which triggered the awakening of the observers way too early.
Let's see how are things on the other side next time around
