For whatever the reason that possessed me at the time, I decide to ask Georgia for access:
I have to say I am still not really sure of what the heck I was thinking. I am guessing it was so I can stretch myself out, prolong the war, suffer through another 100 or so rebellions...
Well OK, not really true. I suppose I was probably thinking I could teach those Golden Boys a thing or two and maybe take enough land to get Damascus in a peace...
Of course Georgia says yes...
The next few months can be summed up in one word.
revolting. I'll spare you the many screen shots taken at the Drive In. They had a really neat double feature:
-"Old McDonald had some Rebels, E-I-E-I-O": An old musical with Shirley Temple and...
-"Hey, let's all revolt": A beat nick picture with a really young Bob Denver that featured ripping 60's rock guitar interpretations of classic kiddy songs.
Suffice to say I was successful at putting them all down, and further suffice to say that for the most part that was pretty much all I did.
I was finally able to get back to the Stack of Doom:
Although now it would be more appropriate to call it the "Stack Soon to be Gone"...
Hey, how'd that get in there???
It's OK. No really, I called the cops and the rebels were arrested for trying to steal the van. (Although unbeknownst to me, they escaped custody...)
Here's one of those rare screen gems that just cries out to printed and framed:
Honestly, if I can't win this one it's time to go back to playing
solitaire, know what I mean?
Uber general or no Mr. Otto Stack, your time has come to it's end:
Well, OK. Maybe not right this second... But you just wait you Ottomans, it's not over yet... You'll see!
I know, you're wondering... I can tell. I'm psychotic... er psychic! Yeah, Psychic...
You are wondering. You are... Aren't you...
Well... The answer is NO. Nothing has changed...
Except maybe for that joker sieging the fort in Dagestan...
From the "Well, that didn't exactly go as planned" department:
Gentlemen, consider yourselves "consolidated"... If I had been paying attention, I may have noticed the
+5 shock the general has. Holy Electricity, Batman... It appears I will have need for a few more good men...
Man, sometimes I just hate good generals:
They just prolong EVERYTHING. I mean what are you and your merry little band going to now? Are you going to run away to Sherwood Forest? Going to start stealing Lupins? Really, What are you going to do now? Take all your guys to lunch?
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