Looking forward to finding out things soon. Its all rather random at the moment. Perhaps the world would have been a much safer place if only natives had disclosed their aggressiveness level in the real world.
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Part ?
The icon
-It all began, in the dark years of the Roman empire. Rome, was falling, and the Germans were taking over. In a most desperate attempt to save the Roman empire, an army was sent deep into German lands. The mission was to find the holy icon, said to contain unimaginable power, and use it against the Germans. And so, they found the icon. Deep in Saxon lands... However, the Romans were ambushed by a band of Saxons...Everybody died. The icon now fell in the hand of the Germans, thereby destroying the Western half of the Roman empire...
-Wow, thet´s one heck of a storey!
-Shh...Be quiet, let hom speak!
-Yes, thank you...When the eastern Roman empire started their reconquests, they found the icon in Dalmatia. No one knows how it got there, all that is known is that the East Romans, from now on called, the Byzantines, didn´t understand it´s importance, and during the Persian war in the beginning of the 7th century, they lost it.
-Wow...Thes es some crazy stuff...Ded thes happen for real?
-If you can shut up, maybe he will get to the point!
-Thanks again...The Persians though, missunderstood it´s purpose, thereby loosing the war against themoslems. The icon remained in Persia, and is still said to be there. Which is, were you guys come in.
-Huh? Whet?
-You will travel to Persia, and find the icon!
-Why should we do that?
-The Swedes wants it, and if they get it, your dear homelands will fall.
-Holy shit! No England?
-And no Eire?
-Well, England...
-Shut up, Robin...
-Probably best if I do so...
-But, whye should we do this?
-You must take it, and hide it well, in a place were no one will look for it. It has to be hidden as long as there are still people who understands it´s power.
-Hmm...But whye should WE do this?
-Just do what you´re told, dammit!
-Sure, Kýll, let´s just do it.
-I hate ye Robin.
-I don´t care...
-Argh...
-Will you just go now?
-Yes, come on Kýll, let´s go visit Persia!!!
-I seppose I have no choice?
-That´s rigth, come on let´s go!
Kýll and Robin sneaked out in the night, leaving their soldiers alone in foregin lands...
What new adventures awaits in Persia? And what about the icon? Wil this crazy stuff ever end? Probably not....
Saulta
The icon
-It all began, in the dark years of the Roman empire. Rome, was falling, and the Germans were taking over. In a most desperate attempt to save the Roman empire, an army was sent deep into German lands. The mission was to find the holy icon, said to contain unimaginable power, and use it against the Germans. And so, they found the icon. Deep in Saxon lands... However, the Romans were ambushed by a band of Saxons...Everybody died. The icon now fell in the hand of the Germans, thereby destroying the Western half of the Roman empire...
-Wow, thet´s one heck of a storey!
-Shh...Be quiet, let hom speak!
-Yes, thank you...When the eastern Roman empire started their reconquests, they found the icon in Dalmatia. No one knows how it got there, all that is known is that the East Romans, from now on called, the Byzantines, didn´t understand it´s importance, and during the Persian war in the beginning of the 7th century, they lost it.
-Wow...Thes es some crazy stuff...Ded thes happen for real?
-If you can shut up, maybe he will get to the point!
-Thanks again...The Persians though, missunderstood it´s purpose, thereby loosing the war against themoslems. The icon remained in Persia, and is still said to be there. Which is, were you guys come in.
-Huh? Whet?
-You will travel to Persia, and find the icon!
-Why should we do that?
-The Swedes wants it, and if they get it, your dear homelands will fall.
-Holy shit! No England?
-And no Eire?
-Well, England...
-Shut up, Robin...
-Probably best if I do so...
-But, whye should we do this?
-You must take it, and hide it well, in a place were no one will look for it. It has to be hidden as long as there are still people who understands it´s power.
-Hmm...But whye should WE do this?
-Just do what you´re told, dammit!
-Sure, Kýll, let´s just do it.
-I hate ye Robin.
-I don´t care...
-Argh...
-Will you just go now?
-Yes, come on Kýll, let´s go visit Persia!!!
-I seppose I have no choice?
-That´s rigth, come on let´s go!
Kýll and Robin sneaked out in the night, leaving their soldiers alone in foregin lands...
What new adventures awaits in Persia? And what about the icon? Wil this crazy stuff ever end? Probably not....
Saulta
I wish Persia and the Persians all the very best of luck as they try to make sense out of this duo. 
Indeed: I'm still trying to myself
Not that it makes this story any worse or less humorous, of course
Not that it makes this story any worse or less humorous, of course
Part ?
New enemies
Kýll and Robin returned to their native friends, and guess what happened when they found out that they haven´t done what they promised to do...
-What are you saying? You haven´t killed him?
-Err...No...He actually turned out to be a nice person!
-Robin, shet up...
-THAT BASTARD???NICE???YOU WANT TO GET EXECUTED???
-Just run Kýll, just run!
And so, Kýll and Robin have gotten even more enemies.
-In don´t think we will be able to return to Novgorod for some time, Kýll.
-I agree...
-At least not until those natives are gone!
-Well they ever be gone?
-I sure hope so...
Just a short update today, in the next episode, the trip to Persia begins!!!
Saulta
New enemies
Kýll and Robin returned to their native friends, and guess what happened when they found out that they haven´t done what they promised to do...
-What are you saying? You haven´t killed him?
-Err...No...He actually turned out to be a nice person!
-Robin, shet up...
-THAT BASTARD???NICE???YOU WANT TO GET EXECUTED???
-Just run Kýll, just run!
And so, Kýll and Robin have gotten even more enemies.
-In don´t think we will be able to return to Novgorod for some time, Kýll.
-I agree...
-At least not until those natives are gone!
-Well they ever be gone?
-I sure hope so...
Just a short update today, in the next episode, the trip to Persia begins!!!
Saulta
SunZyl said:BTW, that's part 16. Ever though of looking on the other ones?
Yeah, but sometimes, I´m just to lazy,
Part 17
The trip to Persia
Kýll and Robin had escaped from the natives in Karelia, and didn´t want to explain to the ruler of Novgorod why they didn´t fulfill their mission, so they just kept running, and had now passed the border and arrived in the Kiev empire.
-Where are we Kýll.
-In Kiev I thenk?
-But there are no houses here!
-Not the city, the country.
-Ohh...You don´t have to be so mad on me all the time...
-Shet up, ye´re stupid and are always complaining about everything!
-I don´t?
-Ye want a piece of me?
A loud noise from a bush startled the duo.
-Whet wes thet?
-Maybe...A monster?
-Don´t scare me like thet Robin!
-Hahahhaa...
-That laugh? Could it be...?
Erik of Sweden, and Benny of Birka jumped out of the bush!
-Huh? Whet are ye guys doing here!
-The icon is mine! Erik said.
-No, it belongs to no one.
-Stupid non-vikings! Benny said.
-Just because we have style!
-But Robin, we don´t?
-AHhahha, no, you´re suckers! Said Benny.
-Tell you what non-vikings,when we get our hands on the icon, your countries will be the first to fall!!!
-No!
-Yes!
-Shet up stupid Norsemans, our I´ll throw yer wife up in a tree!
-How-How dare you?
-Come on Erik, don´t care about them, let´s just move along.
-Yes, prepare the mobile-Longship for departure.
A massive Longboat, came rolling a few minutes later. Cut down trees had been laid like a long track for the Longboat to roll on.
-Holy shit? What is that!
-He said thet it was a Mobile Longboat, didn´t ye hear thet?
-I was fighting with that cat over there!
-How em I supposed to live with ye?
-Hehehe...I don´t know!
-Bet, we have a new problem! With thet Longboat, they will be in Persia in no time at all!
-Yes, but you´ve forgotten one thing!
-Whet?
-We are the good guys, and the good guys always wins in the end, no matter how bad things look!
-Very smart, I didn´t theught thet ye were so clever!
-I am...When I want to be!
End of part 17
Saulta
The trip to Persia
Kýll and Robin had escaped from the natives in Karelia, and didn´t want to explain to the ruler of Novgorod why they didn´t fulfill their mission, so they just kept running, and had now passed the border and arrived in the Kiev empire.
-Where are we Kýll.
-In Kiev I thenk?
-But there are no houses here!
-Not the city, the country.
-Ohh...You don´t have to be so mad on me all the time...
-Shet up, ye´re stupid and are always complaining about everything!
-I don´t?
-Ye want a piece of me?
A loud noise from a bush startled the duo.
-Whet wes thet?
-Maybe...A monster?
-Don´t scare me like thet Robin!
-Hahahhaa...
-That laugh? Could it be...?
Erik of Sweden, and Benny of Birka jumped out of the bush!
-Huh? Whet are ye guys doing here!
-The icon is mine! Erik said.
-No, it belongs to no one.
-Stupid non-vikings! Benny said.
-Just because we have style!
-But Robin, we don´t?
-AHhahha, no, you´re suckers! Said Benny.
-Tell you what non-vikings,when we get our hands on the icon, your countries will be the first to fall!!!
-No!
-Yes!
-Shet up stupid Norsemans, our I´ll throw yer wife up in a tree!
-How-How dare you?
-Come on Erik, don´t care about them, let´s just move along.
-Yes, prepare the mobile-Longship for departure.
A massive Longboat, came rolling a few minutes later. Cut down trees had been laid like a long track for the Longboat to roll on.
-Holy shit? What is that!
-He said thet it was a Mobile Longboat, didn´t ye hear thet?
-I was fighting with that cat over there!
-How em I supposed to live with ye?
-Hehehe...I don´t know!
-Bet, we have a new problem! With thet Longboat, they will be in Persia in no time at all!
-Yes, but you´ve forgotten one thing!
-Whet?
-We are the good guys, and the good guys always wins in the end, no matter how bad things look!
-Very smart, I didn´t theught thet ye were so clever!
-I am...When I want to be!
End of part 17
Saulta
Part 18
Visiting Kiev
Kýll and Robin had been wandering through the almost deserted plains of the Kiev empire, but had finally reached the more populated parts.
-So, this is Kiev. It looks exactly like Novgorod.
-I agree, whet´s the difference?
-Maybe that giant rock in the middle of a house?
-It´s not a house, it´s a church!
-Are you blind, it´s a house with a rock in the middle!
-I believe that is called, ruins.
It was one of the locals, who had overheard the duo talking.
-Who are ye?
-My name is Vladimir Rasputin Volodja Gunnarihuset af Nebereznje tjelny.
-Vladimir then.
-No, my name is...
-Okey,okey, we get it!
-Bet can we call ye Vladimir!
-No, call me Yuri, that is my nickname.
-Why?
-Ask my brother, he made it up when we were young!
-Ohh....I see...
-So, what brings you to Kiev?
-We´re on our way to Persia!
-What´s up with Persia? Some crazy Norsemans on a Land-Boat came by two days ago and asked for the way!
-Did you help them?
-Why should I? They have brought nothing but truoble.
-But, where did you "send" them, then?
-To Constantinople! They will surely wander about for days before realizing thar they´ve arrived at the wrong place!
-Pooh...Finally, some luck, Robin!
-Yes, now, how will we get to Persia?
-Are you vikings?
-Do we look like vikings?
-No, of course not, sorry. Hey, what about this, I can show you they way personally!
-You mean like come with us?
-Yes, clever boy!
Robin gave Kýll a pleased smile.
-Mumble...Russians...stupid...
-What was that Kýll?
-Nething...
-Well, what do you say? Can I come with you?
-Vulva!
-Huh?
-Vulva! Ross in friends said that when his girlfriend wanted some dirty talk. It´s so fun!
-Robin, how the hell ded ye know that?
-As he said, I´m clever!
Yuri was about to lose his temper, as he didn´t get an answer!
-Answer my question now! Can I come with you?
-Yeah, sure. Kýll?
-Whye not? Could be fun weth a new face around!
-Now you´re just rude Kýll.
-Shet up, let´s go now!
-But I´m hungry! I haven´t eaten anything since yesterday!
-Who cares about ye Robin? Yuri, let´s go. Robin, ye cen come to if ye don´t want to be left behind!
-#¤/#)&#)#&=
-Hey, watch it! Yuri siad.
The trip continued, and Kýll seemed to be very happy to have a new friend.
Saulta
Visiting Kiev
Kýll and Robin had been wandering through the almost deserted plains of the Kiev empire, but had finally reached the more populated parts.
-So, this is Kiev. It looks exactly like Novgorod.
-I agree, whet´s the difference?
-Maybe that giant rock in the middle of a house?
-It´s not a house, it´s a church!
-Are you blind, it´s a house with a rock in the middle!
-I believe that is called, ruins.
It was one of the locals, who had overheard the duo talking.
-Who are ye?
-My name is Vladimir Rasputin Volodja Gunnarihuset af Nebereznje tjelny.
-Vladimir then.
-No, my name is...
-Okey,okey, we get it!
-Bet can we call ye Vladimir!
-No, call me Yuri, that is my nickname.
-Why?
-Ask my brother, he made it up when we were young!
-Ohh....I see...
-So, what brings you to Kiev?
-We´re on our way to Persia!
-What´s up with Persia? Some crazy Norsemans on a Land-Boat came by two days ago and asked for the way!
-Did you help them?
-Why should I? They have brought nothing but truoble.
-But, where did you "send" them, then?
-To Constantinople! They will surely wander about for days before realizing thar they´ve arrived at the wrong place!
-Pooh...Finally, some luck, Robin!
-Yes, now, how will we get to Persia?
-Are you vikings?
-Do we look like vikings?
-No, of course not, sorry. Hey, what about this, I can show you they way personally!
-You mean like come with us?
-Yes, clever boy!
Robin gave Kýll a pleased smile.
-Mumble...Russians...stupid...
-What was that Kýll?
-Nething...
-Well, what do you say? Can I come with you?
-Vulva!
-Huh?
-Vulva! Ross in friends said that when his girlfriend wanted some dirty talk. It´s so fun!
-Robin, how the hell ded ye know that?
-As he said, I´m clever!
Yuri was about to lose his temper, as he didn´t get an answer!
-Answer my question now! Can I come with you?
-Yeah, sure. Kýll?
-Whye not? Could be fun weth a new face around!
-Now you´re just rude Kýll.
-Shet up, let´s go now!
-But I´m hungry! I haven´t eaten anything since yesterday!
-Who cares about ye Robin? Yuri, let´s go. Robin, ye cen come to if ye don´t want to be left behind!
-#¤/#)&#)#&=
-Hey, watch it! Yuri siad.
The trip continued, and Kýll seemed to be very happy to have a new friend.
Saulta
I agree its good . If these two are having problems and they've only got that far I don't like to think what it will be like way down south.
. If these two are having problems and they've only got that far I don't like to think what it will be like way down south.
Stnylan: Then, this story will continue in this strange style!
Duke: Hmm...They will have problems as far as this "aar" goes on!
Not så many updates this week. School is soon over, which means a lot of homework and stuff...
Duke: Hmm...They will have problems as far as this "aar" goes on!
Not så many updates this week. School is soon over, which means a lot of homework and stuff...
SunZyl said:
It´s not dead yet. I´ve been trying to build up the campagin, but it´s not going so well. The editor is lagging now, and scripting events are hard! But it´s not dead yet, there´s still hope,