Emperor: Maybe we should ask our citizens, why they don't like us.
Yoda:
A tremor in the force, I feel.
The King:
Oh hi Yoda, back from chemotherapy?
The King:
A democracy? A DEMOCRACY?
President, formerly known as Emperor: Shut up.
The King:
O M G! ...BWHAHAHAHA OMFG I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!
Yoda:
Fallen, the empire has.
President: Won't you both shut the fuck up?
The King:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THERE YOU HAVE YOUR DEMO-CRAZY!
After renaming the Emperor into President, militancy was in the decline everywhere in the Blob. Now the blob could turn to its real problems. The blobolonies were still partly occupied by dirty Texans.
We tried to engage them with the troops we had there, but their entrenchements and the mountaineous terrain made it impossible to win this battle. Meanwhile, the Texans started to invade our mainblob:
President: Send our revolt-bashers from the inside. They are not needed anymore.
The King:
Aye aye...Mr. President BWAHAHAHAA...!
While the battle in the north was looking good for us, we lost almost all our men in the south.
We retreated immediately and reinforced our troops, as they entered our lands. But the enemy followed our army.
The King:
Hey you democrat. There are still revolts in your Blob.
President: Only until they will get used to my new name. Nothing else really changed, but our Slogan "Believe in Change!" is working very good. Soon, there should be no revolt risk left.
President: This time, we are the ones to follow them. And this time, they will have no entrenchements.
The King:
My Horzez will hunt them to the last man!
In the north, our 4 divisions killed every single Texan, standing on blobby ground. Although we also took some casualties, but with gaining ~15 Manpower per month and a maximum Manpowerpool above 1000, that's no big deal.
In the south, the second battle of Kozani has begun:
To make a long story short and to complain about the 10-picture-limit, we drove alle the Texans and Cherokee out of our territory.
President: Did he say Cherokee?
The King:
Look at the last picture. They are still allied to Texas and sent in an infantry division, probably as an expeditionary force. But now they dropped their disguise.
President: They will pay for that. No one betrays the Blob!
The King:
You are the one, wo signed peace with them and said "uuh oohh we don't want their territory!"
President: Blaa blaa I don't care what I said yesterday. Let's make peace with the Texans first and then head on to new old targets. I guess you will like our next enemy.
The King:
Yarr ye filthy Oranje, we're coming!
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After this Update, I want to explain, why I changed to democracy and even made an event for that.
I made a mistake, when I created this scenario. I added too many minority cultures, so that I already have like 100 different cultures in my country and there is obviously not enough work for every of these POPs, so they can't afford anything and so on. The result is and extremely high revolt risk. By switching to democracy with a high plurality, I don't have this problem anymore.
And once again, I want to encourage you to try the new version of the random scenario generator
RickRand
Taylor added some really cool features in the last days, so go check it out and try a game.