The Emperor: I know we have built some more steel factories, to make more cash. But what is this?
The King:
I WANT TO TAKE A BATH IN IT!
Emperor: In steel?
The King:
Nothing else is hard enough...
While still being at war with the Oranje, the Metis Confederacy declared war on the CSA, to expand their colonies we sold them.
Of course we honour our alliance, as we have no direct land-border to them...or do we? The one black province with rebels in it is still ours and the Metis Confederacy freed it from the rebels. After that, they gave us 3 expeditionary divisions, so we even started invading their lands from this one province.
Meanwhile, the Oranje offered peace:
The King:
Tell their leader, that we will NEVER accept!
Emperor: I've already accepted.
The King:
Then tell him, he's an arsehole.
Emperor: Well it seems we won't get any further anyway this time. But we will take'em out later.
The King:
Well, there are enough other non-yellow countries to conquer left.
Shortly after that, the CSA also offered peace:
The King:
They must be rather stupid. We have not conquered a single province yet.
Emperor: And this time I will set up a new division in these lands to keep em free from rebels.
The King:
White or black, who cares? Yellow is all that counts!
So after a few years doing nothing than fighting wars, our economy lies on the floor. We don't make any profit at the moment, so we have to reduce our army budget to zero, to save cash to build some more factories.
We build some more fabric, steel, and lumber factories until...
The King:
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring! Building factories is fucking boring. But I will change that. Ha!
Emperor: Wtf? What have you done?
The King:
As you would refer to it: blobbing.
The King:
I even feel a little bit bad. They only have 2 divisions of non-yellow soldiers.
Emperor: We also don't have any yellow-soldiers in our divisions.
The King:
Don't tell me things, I don't want to hear.
The battle for the capitol of Anhalt:
Emperor: Well this war is going quite better than the last.
The King:
And rather unexciting. We should have stayed at building factories...
Emperor: I will send the leader of Anhalt a peace offer, he can not resist...
The King:
ANNEX! Go for it!
Emperor: Not yet, I will leave them with some provinces and a humiliation. But at least you will get your access to the sea.
The King:
This is what the Blob looks like in the north now:
So far for today. But there are more challenging wars waiting. So don't miss the next episode
All hail the Blob!