Part 2.3 - Abbasid
@verdas: I can definitely see how Muslim characters make for a good eugenics style of play. Can't marry for inheritances so stats and traits are really the only way to marry and a few alliances. When I play as a Christian I try and marry for land. I like your pointers though so keep them coming you've definitely helped me out with those!
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Part 2.3 - Abbasid
With the victory over Aghlab and stealing of his territories I decided to have the Furusiyya tournament. As of right now Aghlab still has land though but has been reduced to an OPM in Damascus so the former Caliph is not exactly a threat anymore and will be crushed sooner rather than later.
To celebrate the games I decide to incarcerate a kinsman of mine Sheikh Murad, I don't remember if he did anything wrong or the reason why I imprisoned him, guess it just seemed like the right thing to do.
While awaiting the tournament to start I discover that by clicking the Religion button it shows me who the decadent members of the dynasty are. Funny that it took me this long to realize this due to not clicking the religion tab previously. Minor oversight on my part.
What I find is my rival Aghlab even though landed is a decadent member of the dynasty. Which would figure, I thought that landed dynasty members didn't create decadence, so I guess I'm still not totally understanding how that whole mechanic works just yet.
The tournament begins and ends, with the winners. The first two are random courtiers, sometimes when playing Christians I'll try and remember who the Champion was and give them land if they didn't already have land just as a kind of roleplaying thing, but nine times out of ten I forget about that.
Third place went to an Emir of mine which I get a good laugh at due to him being horribly bad at the whole Martial thing.
Shortly after the Furusiyya, my brother Prince Khaireddin turns 16. As part of his coming of age celebration I give him a tour of the dungeon in Baghdad and lock him in a cell. Probably be a good idea to through away the keys too. Truly its the best kind of birthday present to give to a 16 year old brother.
I then have a Sheikh think its a brilliant idea to request that I show mercy to my kinsman Murad by releasing him. But we all know Najib son of Aarif the Cruel is trying to live up to Aarif's cruel ways. So the vassal get's imprisoned as well. He can be cellies with Murad.
With his incarceration it would seem I'm doing a grand job at rounding all my family members up for a reunion in prison. Hopefully we can get Aghlab in there eventually.
Speaking of Aghlab I want his last province of Damascus. So I go scrolling through the CB screen and select one that is the most fitting for the situation.
As the Caliphate Armies are gathering for our assault upon Damascus a wife of mine Touran becomes pregnant, she's also my Spymaster if I remember right so she may have issues tracking spies and rogue family members for the next nine months.
Even though Touran is pregnant it doesn't seem to stop her from creating schisms within my harem. As I get a notification that I can imprison one of my other wives named Qamara. I have to think about this a little bit. Why would I want to imprison a wife of mine? She isn't a family member. But there's got to be a reason I can. I try and find out why but unfortunately nothing tells me what Qamara did. I think Touran is just trying to ex off her rivals.
Normally when I discover female rivalries in the real world or in game, I try my best not to take sides. Its always best to leave the female arguments alone and stay far far far away from such convoluted craziness. But this time in game, I say screw it, Touran is the Spymaster surely she is correct in suspecting Qamara of some obscene crime. Thus I imprison Qamara and hope that's the end of the womanly dramas in my harem.
My vassals are getting annoying with their constant requests for me to finally just once in Najib's life show some mercy to my fellow Abbasid monsters. Some Emir decides to request clemency for another member of my family, to which I allow the Emir to become a tenant of Prison Baghdad.
The war for Damascus then comes to an end. It was a boring war. In fact all it took was marching some men to Damascus siege some of the holdings and then done 100 percent warscore. Aghlab didn't even have an army to send out to fight. Which shouldn't have been surprising I know I damn sure wouldn't march for some crazy disgraced leader who's resume included being held captive and forced to surrender to his enemies.
Touran gives birth to a baby after the war. It's name is Akab. Which I got a chuckle out of. Previously in my Welf AAR (not to like promote it or anything) but there was an Akab. That Akab was a bastard of the reigning Diogenes dynasty and subsequently overthrew the Emperor and founding a new short lived dynasty named the Diasorenos. Why does it make me laugh? Why did a Greek in my Welf name have a Bedouin name???
It is a paradox for sure.
An event then happened that just made me roll on the floor in a sick and twisted way. I've been playing this Caliph Najib as a cruel dude, so this one was perfect from a rp perspective there.
Apparently I had a 10 year old girl in my dungeon. No idea how she got there. Maybe her mom gave birth to her in there and I never knew it? I don't know regardless its quite bizarre.
But I am given a choice between being nice or torturing the poor girl. I'm sure you can already guess which option I chose...
Put that brat on the rack!
My new found toy does not survive the torturing however. As if that is surprising I mean a 10 year old going to the rack definitely going to die...a bit of a twisted chain of events I suppose. But cruelty is what we are aiming for here.
I kind of felt bad after that to be honest. Felt like a monster. I begin rethinking the gameplan to make Najib a cruel ass dude.
Rethinking that doesn't last too long when my son Rasul age two hasn't uttered one word besides wailing like the child he is. I could have been nice to the boy and patted him on the head but I discover at the age of two he is for whatever reason friendly with both Jews and Christians alike. This reawakens the spirits of Cruelty and quickly click on the option to birch the words from him.
Besides all kids need some good corporal punishment every now and then right?
Anyway he becomes deceitful at the age of two which is promising. Perhaps he's lying about those friendly traits as well...
I take a momentary break because the Ummayads had recaptured Aquitaine and with it Poitou as well. So the Christian Jihad was well pointless.
Curious about what fate was left for the Cerneu rulers over there I wander on over to Western Europe for a timeout. What I find makes me laugh again.
The Cerneu family now has a Sunni Muslim Duke. I actually debate trying to marry one of his daughters but decide not too. Although that would have been rather fun.
Coming back from my timeout I decide to embrace one of the two schools. I don't really know if there is one that is better than the other or what. But I choose the Mu'tazila School, I don't really have a reason for this other than it sounded more progressive than the other.
Apparently some Viking in some cold ass snowy (Najib doesn't really know what snow is) land decides he's going to invade the Caliphate. I shrug my shoulders I don't even try to assassinate the guy. When the time comes I'll merely call the levies and have them sit and wait along the shoreline to intercept the Viking thugs.
Due to the Vikings having low morale when getting off their boats I think I could survive having a few thousand men on each county along the Coast to repel the Vikings.
This was a mere experiment. But it actually worked.
I get slapped for a few gold due to being arbitrary, again I shrug this off as well the Caliphate does have several thousand stored up for hard times so 12 gold is about a weeks worth revenue from the Caliphate's taxes.
That being said currently I think we are bringing in around 35 to 45 gold a turn.
Which is when I decide to host Ramadan again.
Above I combined a bunch of screenshots from Ramadan and a few things that happened in between and a little afterwards. As a note this is the second time I've done Ramadan and everytime I have I've received the book event not sure it that's tied to the chain for some reason or just a simple odd coincidence.
Also around this time I decided I wanted Najib to have a Sultan title as well just in case his line of the family ever loses the Caliphate again. So I form the Sultanate of Mesopotamia.
I also put Qamara into the Oubliette, hopefully she dies quicker in there.
Which is when I get the happy notification that some dude named Xarmander an Orthodox Priest decided it would be a grand idea to try and seize power and convert the lands of the Prophet to the Orthodox faith.
My brother Abdullah then comes of age, as per family tradition he also get's moved to the dungeon.
We will leave this update with some random Sheikh trying to take the Emirate of the Tigris from me.
Which means he too will more than likely end up in prison as well.
As of this moment the year is 937. Leaving us with thirty more years to go. I still haven't really accomplished much of anything yet for the Abbasids besides bringing the Caliphate's capital back to Baghdad.
So right now I begin thinking about attacking the Byzantine Empire. We are about equal in numbers, so an invasion of Anatolia could be doable. Unfortunately those plans will of course be sidetracked due to the usual civil wars and untimely deaths...