A Problem shared...........

[unmerged(1095)]

Just got thi query in a PM.
Having had the same wife for 24 years now I feel I am not qualified to answer it.:-

"To: Technical Support

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program.

Can you help me, please!!!

Thanks, A TROUBLED USER"

I am sure that this person would like some speedy advice

 

[viper37]

Hey! No Spam in my forum!

Actually, this was posted in OT a little while ago

 

[unmerged(1095)]

Originally posted by viper37
Hey! No Spam in my forum!

Actually, this was posted in OT a little while ago

Oh Bum! I have the answer too.....

 

[viper37]

Originally posted by Uglyduck


Oh Bum! I have the answer too.....

You can still post it But everything was posted by King in OT 2-3 weeks ago.

It's still funny

 

[unmerged(1095)]

I will have to get onto my Backgammon Team Manager and get her to find more up to date stuff

 

[unmerged(2778)]

Hilarious!
And I thought the support-forum were a boring place,.. ehrm no offence UD and viper37

 

[viper37]

Originally posted by Moonwalker
Hilarious!
And I thought the support-forum were a boring place,..

just wait until you need support and we are going to have fun!

 

[Greywolf]

The answer was easy,

You need to install some PC to PC monitoring programs like " How long have you visiting your mother ? 2.5" , " Weeken long Big project 0.5", " You looks pale, why dont you go to the beach with the child while I stay there to fix things in the house 2.7".

Those programs will temporarily unable Wife 1.0 and allowe you to run again your old programs.

Some user have tried to run Girlfriend 8.0 WITH Wife 1.0, I personnaly dont advice such a thing as they usually finished by conflicting and you can find yourself with some weird result like Wife upgrading to 2.0 and you will have an Ex-Wife 1.0 resident subprogram that will really draw on more than half your processor ressources.

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