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Storey said:
I was, of course, going to inform you and the others and ask that you join me but it seems that my plans have been overtaken by a more important event, my death.


This line is so typical of Higgins! :) You kept his style perfectly through this whold wonderful story.

Congratulations on finishing a truly magnificent epic. Every hour you spent in writing was worth the price, at least for this reader and I am sure for many others as well. Congratulations again. :)
 
:eek: wait, did I read that corrrectly? The End? What's up with that? That's not an end! :mad: This must be one of them Storey cliff-hanger thingys!

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it! :D

I agree with jwolf, that sounds so typical of Higgins. I still can't believe he's passed to the other side... I wonder how long before they kick him out? ;)
 
The end? Before that post, I had assumed so, but as I read I kept thinking to myself that obviously they were going to Brasil and we would hear all about that. Only half right, I see.

Is it perhaps possible that Higgins faked his death and is in South America? I am sure he would have liked to have the others with him, but the highly important matter of his death would prevent suspicion.

No, that is mildly unlikely. :)

Joe, that was a great story. If only it weren't over...

EDIT: and I hope Wolfgang suffered a highly painful death during the war, or was hunted down by one of those guys that hunted down Nazis after the war.
 
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Oh very Higgins, and I entirely agree with Draco Rexus that is the only sort of ending we could hope to expect for a certain StoreytellAAR. Capital work Joe.
 
Brrr... Going into Germany to meet Herr Fassbinder !!!
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I agree with my coreaders. That's a monument you've written here. Not to mention that the end is exactly what this tale needed: a CLIFFHANGER. But there won't be an anonymous call to the police station this time and the poor tourists will starve! :eek:

:D

Hats off !

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Ah, Higgins, manipulative even from beyond the grave! :) Writing that letter, knowing full well how his friends were going to react to his words, must have given him a great deal of pleasure in his waning moments. The flesh might be weak, but the manipulative spirit endures...

A cliffhanger is, I admit, really the only way to end this. It's a shame the tale is over, but it ends on a grand note. Thanks for the many months of entertainment, Joe.

If you decide to continue in my steps, know that my thoughts go with you and if by chance this voodoo of a cross can cure baldness, sexual dysfunction or raise the dead I will expect an urgent visit to my grave.
The image of a zombie Higgins, flush with spiritual Viagra, rising from the grave (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)... That really is a VERY disconcerting image you're leaving me with here, Storey. :D
 
Well, can it truly be over? Are there not a few more items left of what happened to the KoJ? Or perhaps that must wait for the sequal? ;)

Well done, Joe! Very nice indeed. If I had any quibbles at all, it would be that Wolfgang found someway to return to life. Nasty bugger!
 
Of course it isn't over! He'll just start a new story with a title like 'Green Inferno: How I flesh eating fish, men, and crocodiles'. Or something like that. Not a lot of desert in the Amazon basin...

Well done, and with Wolfie still alive it certainly 'appears' that the cross does indeed have mighty powers. Higgins was Higgins, even to the last. Knowing his death was coming and that he would be unable to pursue his obsession he did what he could...which is to ensure his erstwhile companions did it for him. If he could have done it alone, as he frankly stated in his letter, he would have done just that.

With his inability to do so, he has managed to rekindle the quest for the others. His obsession will become theirs as they travel to Brazil and up the mighty waters of the Amazon river. Regardless of piranha, crocs, and cannibals they will persevere until they can finally get to the cross.
 
WAAAAAHH :( !!!!! It is over, I suppose I will have to live with that. BUT I DON't HAVE TO LIKE IT!!!!

Sigh, my last cliffhanger.

Ummm, in this AAR right? Not your last ever? :eek: Or has "she who must not be denied" chained you to the bed and forbidden you access to the computer?

Please say it ain't so, Joe!

DW
 
stnylan – Before I forget, thank you for the poem. I’ve been known to wax poetic after bending the elbow a few, well all right several times so I can appreciate the effort. I once wrote an ode to the beauty of ‘she who will not be denied’ she liked it so much that she decided that I must be quite a guy. Little did she know that I just wanted to bed the buxom, fair-haired wench. Hey I was in my twenties and can’t be held responsible for my hormones.

Director – I see you understand that there are complexities out there in the world that just defy reason. I’ve had several warps in time and dimension that almost made me think that someone or something was jerking me around like a wooden marionette. Thankfully I figured out a way to cut my strings and made my escape.

Yes the fat man has sung and my last cliffhanger is now basking in the glow of the sunset of my story. Think of it like it’s the last billboard on interstate 90 that flashes by as you leave the Black Hills of South Dakota, heading East, leaving you with the realization that there is absolutely nothing of interest left to look in the rest of the state. The story has indeed ended.

Jwolf – Thank you for reading and I’ve appreciated your comments.
I now have the pleasure of sitting back and reading your story. :cool:

Draco Rexus – It’s hard to know which way Higgins went after dying. I like to think he was a good man at heart and made it to whatever reward he could hope for. If I know Higgins he’ll find something to complain about in heaven or hell.

J. Passepartout – I couldn’t let Wolfgang just die, now could I? :D

Nil-The-Frogg – You think going to Germany and meeting Fassbinder was scary? Just wait, the next time our heroes meet Herr Fassbinder it’s going to be so scary, so terrible, so inhumanly un-human that I shudder at the thought of having to write it down and expose my gentle readers to the horror of it all. (shudder) I can’t wait. ;)

Stuyvesant – Yes Higgins just couldn’t let go could he? He had to have the satisfaction of directing his friends just one more time. I’ll miss your intelligent and incisive comments, which really makes me wonder how you ended up in Wisconsin? I know you told me but I still shake my head about it. I figure you’ve been there long enough for the pod to open and the metamorphosis to take place haven’t you? Let’s see you’ve bought your cheese-head hat right? You’ve started to really like our tasteless American beer. You can’t go more than a day without eating bacon. You’re saving up for season tickets to da Green Bay Packers! Yep you’ve gone to the dark side and become a Mid-Westerner.

Coz1 – What a drab world it would be without a thickheaded muscle-bound sadist like Wolfgang. Who would we have to throw off trains? :)

Amric – It would be fun to continue this story in EU III, wouldn’t it? ;)

Dead Williams – I am on hiatus as far as writing goes until EU III rears its head and bellows out a challenge to all who would dare to put pen to paper and let loose the dogs of imagination. In case you didn’t know I believe they are Poodles, you know the ones with those fancy haircuts.

Mettermrck – An honor to have you drop by and I’m glad you enjoyed the story. :cool:


So as I wait for EU III there is one project that I might try to do. I’m thinking of rewriting the ending to “A Tall Tale Told on a Cold Night”. It would involve a rewrite to a limited extent and I don’t know if I have the energy for it but it has one advantage. It’s a short story and wouldn’t require more than a couple of weeks to redo.

Thanks again everyone.


Joe
 
Even if you won't be writing anything yourself for a while, I hope we'll get to enjoy your comments here and there. C'mon, someone has to be the cantankerous grey eminence of the Boards!

On a different matter, I have to correct your grasp of geography. Although perilously close to the Wisconsin boarder, Saint Paul (state capital, no less), is still firmly ensconced in Minnesota. Not that I have anything against Wisconsinites: one of my best friends here is from Oshkosh and is, indeed, a long-suffering Packers fan.

And before you ask: no, I haven't become a fan of the Vikings yet (or the Twins. Or the Timberwolves. Or the Wild. Or any of the gazillion Gopher teams). I did play broomball this winter, which is pretty quintessential (though not as quintessential as icefishing, which won't happen). As to beer: I don't like any beer, so I doubt any American brew will ever win me over. As to the Minnesotan delicacy, fried cheese on a stick, it's not for me either.

But I guess your central thesis is pretty accurate: as far as is possible, I have become a bit of a Midwesterner. I'm working on the accent (mostly elongated 'oo's and 'you betcha's, so it's not exactly rocket science).

Anyway, steering back towards something remotely non-OT, I hope to catch your rapier wit (or is that rambling chatter?) around occasionally. And I await with great anticipation your EU 3 tales. :)
 
Drat! No more Storey until EU3...

YO! JOHAN!! YES!! YOU!! THE GOD OF THUNDER!! GET ON WITH EUIII OR I'LL GET WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS!!! AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT A DEAD WILLIAM WITH WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS STALKING THE BOARD NOW, WOULD YOU?

Think he heard me?

Oh, wait, re-writing A Tall Tale... urrr, do you think that line above will get me banned?

Well, if it means they'l get on with EU3 even faster, it has all been for a good cause....

Rewrite! I need my dose of Storey!

DW

P.S. Stuyvesant, it is a sad thing to see such a loss of culture in you. You should be toasting the health of our gracious queen, who celebrates her birthday today and burp the national anthem, paint your but orange and moon passersby. All in the spirit of fun.
 
Well A Tall Tale Told on a Cold Night is one of my favourite AARs ever, so if it you did rework that it would be simply marvellous. In the meantime I'll look forward hopefully to some of those 'cantankerous grey eminence' comments ;)
 
Y'know, Joe, you could do small vignettes, much as I do with my Great Detectives. Shorter tales that keep your readers able to remember you...<not subtle hint>.....Not that I'd forget...Or quite a few others...but still....I taste of Storey tales to whet our appetites as we await the release of EUIII would be nice...
 
Hey, I like that idea.

So, whaddya say, Joe? :D