A Federation of "Equals" - A Danubian Federation Interative AAR

[Dadarian]

The doors to the Federal Council opens, and the smell of alcohol wafts into the room

News of my death have been greatly exaggerated, gentleman.

Popa, bottle everpresent in hand, walks over to his seat and reads a note

I concede my seat to Popa.
G.P.S

Now my friends, we seem to be proving myself right.

~Andrei Ivonaescu Popa

((theAhawk, Grigory was a temp character, sorry, you can remove all traces of him))

 

[NikoHoI3]

The invasion of Bosnia is foolish, and I thought my home state of Croatia would be above such actions. I will be travelling to meet with Grand Duke Vranjković and to speak with the Bosniak peoples.

- Minister of War Jovan Lilic, KMJ, Ordenmarschall of the Teutonic Order

We are glad to meet with Mr. Lilic in Sarajevo. The people of Bosnia will welcome you with open arms.

 

[Ab Ovo]

((no wait, Candia, or Heraklion, is the capital, Chania is the second biggest city of the island, so i didn't attacked your capital, anyway I can delete this if don't like anyway, there's no problem.))

((Excuse me? First, I say what my capital is; not you. Second, I actually did a decent-sized IC explaining that Candia was a Croat city just a page or two ago. Third, do so. If you'd like to RP some assaults on the island, we can work that out. But you need to ask me first.))

Caterina glances at Popa.

Oh. You're back. How unfortunate.

 

[Thoctar]

You are invading Bosnia. That is it. To "protect" Croatians, who are just fine in Bosnia. Croats, are not slaves in our State, nor are they treated as animals. Your invasion is not for Croatians, it is to spread your States' interests into our borders and because of the civil war. Do not tell lies, to cover it up. Bosnia, needs to stabilize, the State of Croatia obviously does not want that.

How can you even say that Mr. Arpaio. Bosnia, just wants to stabilize, we never once mentioned invasion or attacking another State. You cannot call us imperialists.

~ Konstantin Vranjković, Grand Duke of Bosnia and Herzegovina

This is coming from a subservient dog whose master's foreign puppetmaster ordered a change to our constitution to lock up any who were opposed to Monarchies. And you accuse us of threatening your stability? You declared for a corrupt and anti-democratic government seeking to overthrow our Republic itself, and you are right now stirring up ethnic hatreds by calling it "Croat Imperialism", never once have I said the Bosnian people were a threat, all I said was I was concerned that your rhetoric and the current hostilities could possibly harm the Croats. We will not advance any further than necessary, and we will not become the aggressors. It is as simple as that. These are dangerous times, and I will not allow a massacre of the Croats to happen without a fight to protect my people.

 

[Keperry]

Caterina glances at Popa.

Oh. You're back. How unfortunate.

You and your ilk aren't rotting in prison where you belong. How unfortunate.

 

[Ab Ovo]

You and your ilk aren't rotting in prison where you belong. How unfortunate.

Well, that's hardly my fault, now is it Councillor? I am on the warrant after all. By name, even.

 

[NikoHoI3]

This is coming from a subservient dog whose master's foreign puppetmaster ordered a change to our constitution to lock up any who were opposed to Monarchies. And you accuse us of threatening your stability? You declared for a corrupt and anti-democratic government seeking to overthrow our Republic itself, and you are right now stirring up ethnic hatreds by calling it "Croat Imperialism", never once have I said the Bosnian people were a threat, all I said was I was concerned that your rhetoric and the current hostilities could possibly harm the Croats. We will not advance any further than necessary, and we will not become the aggressors. It is as simple as that. These are dangerous times, and I will not allow a massacre of the Croats to happen without a fight to protect my people.

Sir. We are protecting the interests of Bosnia. No matter if they are monarchists or not, who will do this. We are not massacring Croats! How can you speak such lies! You are the aggressors, you are invading our State! We do not need your troops entering our nation to "protect" Croats. You are being aggressive, unless you do not see that you are in fact sending troops to invade a State's territories that are not owned by the Croatian State.

~ Konstantin Vranjković, Grand Duke of Bosnia and Herzegovina

 

[Dadarian]

Caterina glances at Popa.

Oh. You're back. How unfortunate.

Popa gives a dazzling smile and bows

Hello to you too madame. I have miss your gorgeous smile, as infrequent as it is seen. We may not agree with each other, but you are still a lady and deserving of respect.

 

[Otto of england]

In support of the loyal state of bosnia a detachments of the third battalion Royal Silesians Guards will be deployed there, as well as a detachment for the use of His Majesty the Emporer him self.

Meanwhile in Silesia

Theres riots and open revolt in upper silesia! Militiamen killed! What is this madness Silesia cannot just fight a civil war now! Issue this proclimation:

Amensty Bill
I. Members of the Silesian Republican rebels gorup who come unarmed to breslau are given the option to surrender with no further repercussions.
II. All resisting members out side of Breslau are to be asked once to surrender, and if they say no shootin to kill is premitted.
III. If at any time Silesian Militiamen or RSG troops are shot at they may fire back with the intent to kill.
IV. If a rebel comes up and surrenders they are to be treated as a civilian and swiftly escorted to a safe place.

Ugh, I feel torn I doubt these people will reoncile easily. Maybe im being too lenient.

- Erwin von Tirpitz, Chancellor of Silesia, General of the Silesian Militia

 

[Keperry]

Well, that's hardly my fault, now is it Councillor? I am on the warrant after all. By name, even.

Indeed. If only you would enter Slovakia so I could have you arrested and clapped in irons along with the prostitutes. But truly, in the name of God why has she not been arrested yet? It is not as though women cannot be arrested. They simply must be handled more gently than men.

Anyway, welcome back, Mr. Popa. I wish you had sobered up, but I am more than willing to overlook that so that we can work to save the Federation from Duchess Puttana and her syphilitic john, that inflated jackass who has the gall to call himself "Emperor".

 

[Ab Ovo]

Caterina sighs, stands, and walks over to Sykora before slapping him across the face. She then pauses, and slaps him again before going to sit back down.

If you think you can insult me so grievously without consequences; think again Councillor. Feel free to add assault to my charges. And, for Christ's sake, I am just a Countess.

 

[Otto of england]

Someone walks into the council chambers

Erhm I'm Adolf von Schlesien, you may remember me from before. Now im here under the assumption you dont kill diplomats or arrest them if so I can just leave now but, none the less I was informed to give you this message.

Any and all deputies of Silesia and any other state the show up unarmed to silesia, whether there rebels or loyalists((loyalists are pro coup, propoganda in silesia makes it look like your revolting.)) are promised diplomatic immunity and no prosecution and safety once this civil war is resolved. Now if you are cought activly inciting unrest there there will be nothing to do but shot you so Id advise against it. This guarantee is assumed valid till its publical know to be repeled so until then its never to late.

He sits down beside caterina reveling an american revoler for a split second.

I'm sure none of you will harm this loyalist here beside me will you?

- Adolf von Schlesien, Secretary of State of the Silesian Parliament

 

[Dadarian]

Guards proceed to shoot at Adolf for HAVING A FIREARM IN THE HOFSBURG, AND SHOWING IT!

((What you expect dummy?))

 

[Keperry]

Caterina sighs, stands, and walks over to Sykora before slapping him across the face. She then pauses, and slaps him again before going to sit back down.

If you think you can insult me so grievously without consequences; think again Councillor. Feel free to add assault to my charges. And, for Christ's sake, I am just a Countess.

Sykora rubs his face sorely.

Oh no, a woman has slapped me. Such grievous consequences indeed. I am quivering. Truly, I am willing to sacrifice all that I believe in if it means that I will not be subjected to such dire consequences in the future.

If you do not wish to be insulted, then perhaps you should not betray the Federation. But you are indeed a traitor, so I will call you whatever I bloody well please. And anyway, you should be flattered if I call you a Duchess, Countess. Is it not a step higher on your evilly idiotic, artificial monarchic hierarchy?

Arrest that "diplomat" too, if he's still alive. He is (or was, as the case may be) clearly an armed agent.

 

[Jako473]

Sir Chancellor, such a bill is not needed. The Silesian Police are already handling the situation, but if you feel the need to have a more direct approach then I would suggest an executive order rather then a bill.

Also, I would feel better if we stayed out of the business of other states for the time being, especially ones across the entire federation. We are dealing with our ow problems right now and do not have the power to send a full regiment across dangerous lands, I am sure the imperial forces will deal with it. I feel our soldiers would be better kept defending our borders ad waiting until we are needed

-Sheriff of Silesia Alexander Herman.

 

[Plank of Wood]

The Albanian Commonwealth, on the Protectorate Measures

Chairman Koçi has, for the time being, chosen to remove his title of "Lord Protector" from his Presidential title. Instead, he has resumed his seat as Head of Government of the Albanian Commonwealth, and no alternative Head of State has yet been declared. The Albanian Commonwealth assures that this is not out of disdain for the title itself, but merely a reflection of the fact that Albania has not yet come to a consensus of method of government, and Parliament may eventually vote to restore the Lord Protector title to Chairman Koçi. However, the Albanian state shall still be referred to as "the Commonwealth of Albania", and maintains it's neutrality in the conflict.


The Commonwealth of Albania has also begun plans for a historic democratic election - the first in Albanian history - and resume trading under the Albanian flag, on the assurance that it is not attacked by Sammarese piracy.

It also requests that the Government of San Marco is investigated for it's barbaric executions of innocent civilians.

E popullit!

.

 

[Ab Ovo]

Sykora rubs his face sorely.

Oh no, a woman has slapped me. Such grievous consequences indeed. I am quivering. Truly, I am willing to sacrifice all that I believe in if it means that I will not be subjected to such dire consequences in the future.

If you do not wish to be insulted, then perhaps you should not betray the Federation. But you are indeed a traitor, so I will call you whatever I bloody well please. And anyway, you should be flattered if I call you a Duchess, Countess. Is it not a step higher on your evilly idiotic, artificial monarchic hierarchy?

Arrest that "diplomat" too, if he's still alive. He is (or was, as the case may be) clearly an armed agent.

Touche, however I suggest you stick atleast partially within the realm of common decorum should you wish leave this building and still be able to have children. And I was a Duchess, Councillor, when my husband ruled Candia. I am not a Duchess now however, and believe that the reigning Duchess Helena should be accorded that honour as is her due.

Turning; she snatches the gun from Adolf and empties them chamber before tossing the gun to one of the guards

A young Greek girl under Ottoman rule does have to learn some things, Councillor. Please do not make such a foolish, life-endangering move in the future.

 

[Thoctar]

The invasion of Bosnia is foolish, and I thought my home state of Croatia would be above such actions. I will be travelling to meet with Grand Duke Vranjković and to speak with the Bosniak peoples.

- Minister of War Jovan Lilic, KMJ, Ordenmarschall of the Teutonic Order

Croatia does not want you, in fact I've seen you burned in effigy all across the state as Lillic the traitor. The militia and people have orders to capture you on sight. It disgusts me that we exist within the same country, let alone the same state. The people of Croatia do not want you, or your foreign puppetmasters.

 

[Otto of england]

Hahahahaha you all think I brought a loaded gun here? Im not insane the gun was empty I just wanted to see your faces.

How am I an agent? You can post guards on me 24/7 if you please Im jut here to convey thoughts of the I come only to help convey the diplomatic ideas to you from Silesia and His Majesty the Emporer.

((Aka coup people just tell me if you want someting addressed to parliament Adolfs job will be for that.))

To show he has no weapons he takes off his coat and empties his pockets and then tosses the gun on the table.

- Adolf von Schlesien, Secretary of State for Silesia

 

[Dadarian]

((What part of you having people shooting you don't you understand?))