A Fallen Empire, you say?

[BlackCappedChickadee]

Nope, not this one, I don't think. Nah, definitely not. It is not fallen. Nor shall it ever fall before me. It will become my plaything and slave for all eternity.

edit: If English isn't your first language or you've just never heard the word before, "dong" is slang for "penis"... And now you know.

 

[prismaticmarcus]

 

[Bezborg]

What's the joke, I don't get it?

Surely not "dong"?

 

[prismaticmarcus]

What's the joke, I don't get it?

Surely not "dong"?

i think it could be dong.

 

[Bezborg]

i think it could be dong.

Good lord

 

[prismaticmarcus]

Good lord

mneh. people are allowed to be 13 sometimes. i giggled when i made the word 'dick' in scrabble once. and i wasn't 13...

 

[Zagreb 887]

Can someone explain the joke please?

 

[prismaticmarcus]

Can someone explain the joke please?

in english, the word 'dong' is slang for penis.

 

[BlackCappedChickadee]

in english, the word 'dong' is slang for penis.

This.

 

[aroddo]

But in 2400 the Dong will rise again.

 

[MathyM]

A penis joke? In Stellaris? no wai

 

[Mastikator]

One day the Dong Archivists will rise and erect a great armada which to paint the map in their color.

 

[MathyM]

One day the Dong Archivists will rise and erect a great armada which to paint the map in their color.

But not the entire map.
Only the systems required to draw a particular shape...

 

[prismaticmarcus]

But in 2400 the Dong will rise again.

sounds about right...

 

[Jirass]

Damn
This would have been so much funnier if you posted it as paradox drop their `´Dick´´ on us