A Dev diary Poem

[svennnnnnnnnnnn]

Twas the fifth of april when I last went online
As it was a wednesday, a new devdiary would be fine
Promised to resume them the developers had
Unveil new features for lancer and comrade
But on the forum was naught but silence and quiet
So in raw fury and anger I now had to cry it
To force the forgetful developers to respond to my inquiry
Yo paradox where is my devdiary?

 

[Zwirbaum]

Twas the fifth of april when I last went online
As it was a wednesday, a new devdiary would be fine
Promised to resume them the developers had
Unveil new features for lancer and comrade
But on the forum was naught but silence and quiet
So in raw fury and anger I now had to cry it
To force the forgetful developers to respond to my inquiry
Yo paradox where is my devdiary?

There will be dev diary next week

 

[Don_Biglia]

PNN should read this at the start of their broadcast

 

[grandad1982]

To paraphrase Johan. A dev diary is never late, it's always on time.

 

[fabius]

So often these threads are Shiite
But that was quite funny lite

 

[Daddl]

O devus diarius where art thou
for sun is not shining without you
for the sky lets fall raindrops as it cries
which hinders us bringing in oil supplies

In soviet russia the ground is a mess
for road quality was not more but less
for panzers are stuck, their crews going crazy
while nebelwerfers werf nebel to make the air hazy

The war is ending, peace conference arrives
now what to do with all the explosives?
The rhymes getting worse, its better to stop
now go put that damn next DLC on the shop

 

[wildbillhdmax01]

Twas the fifth of april when I last went online
As it was a wednesday, a new devdiary would be fine
Promised to resume them the developers had
Unveil new features for lancer and comrade
But on the forum was naught but silence and quiet
So in raw fury and anger I now had to cry it
To force the forgetful developers to respond to my inquiry
Yo paradox where is my devdiary?

Wow that was pretty damn good!

 

[Grallak]

There will be dev diary next week

How do you know?

 

[CassCD]

How do you know?

https://twitter.com/podcat_paradox/status/849232838708932608

 

[rutger9]

Am I the only one worried that with all this postponing expectations have been build up to an extent that producing a statisfactory dev diary will be near impossible? I mean I'm already expecting a dev diary amounting to we improved this ui screen diary over so anything will impress me but I feel expectations have been build up by others.

 

[SovietSpyCommisar]

Twas the fifth of april when I last went online
As it was a wednesday, a new devdiary would be fine
Promised to resume them the developers had
Unveil new features for lancer and comrade
But on the forum was naught but silence and quiet
So in raw fury and anger I now had to cry it
To force the forgetful developers to respond to my inquiry
Yo paradox where is my devdiary?

Maybe the buggy game and shallow dlc that was released
should remind you that you were fleeced
Expecting quality after many examples of low rent dlc spam
might finally sink into your head that Paradox dont give d**nm

 

[him_15]

What? No DD today? That's very sad...been waiting for the whole week

 

[fabius]

O devus diarius where art thou
for sun is not shining without you
for the sky lets fall raindrops as it cries
which hinders us bringing in oil supplies

In soviet russia the ground is a mess
for road quality was not more but less
for panzers are stuck, their crews going crazy
while nebelwerfers werf nebel to make the air hazy

The war is ending, peace conference arrives
now what to do with all the explosives?
The rhymes getting worse, its better to stop
now go but that damn next DLC on the shop

first two verse so cool

 

[Grallak]

Am I the only one worried that with all this postponing expectations have been build up to an extent that producing a statisfactory dev diary will be near impossible? I mean I'm already expecting a dev diary amounting to we improved this ui screen diary over so anything will impress me but I feel expectations have been build up by others.

Honestly. I don't even feel like playing the game as it is right now. Played as SU yesterday, and germany got wrecked by poland because the AI decided to stop producing guns and sent a third of it's army into africa. Big expectations are not only well deserved at this point, they are vital.

 

[albso437]

d**nm

danm?
denm?
dinm?
donm?
dunm?
dynm?
dånm?
dänm?
dönm?
dünm?

What do they give?

 

[PrussiaGrenadier]

WHERE IS TODAY DEV???

 

[Stolen Rutters]

WHERE IS TODAY DEV???

Today's not 12/4.

 

[SovietSpyCommisar]

Today's not 12/4.

What is happening on december 4th?

 

[Stolen Rutters]

What is happening on December 4th?

LOL

Spoiler

Ok for people who think he's serious, my wink is included because the twitter link, on post #9 above, called April 12th "12/4" (which is backwards for us Americans. To us, 12/4 is December 4. 4/12 is April 12. Most of Europe does it the other way round from what I can tell.)

I know, I know I'm being captain obvious. I laughed out loud though. I'm actually still chuckling a bit. Made my day. Thanks.

 

[Axe99]

lol - rhyme-tastic (both @svennnnnnnnnnnn and @Daddl ). Only one more week . Wonder what'll be in the first DD for Oak?