in which we clear our Alliances page
On 30 Mar 1653 we make use of what may well be the last CB Russia ever has [well, actually, the next (first

) time I call on ally Burgundy, we'll have another

] and declare war on Nippon. Early the next morning news arrives of revolts at Sjaelland and West Prussia. Munster gives out on the 5th. And then it started on the 9th with Cologne declaring war against us, followed by Venice (Knights) and Royalists (Navarra) on the 16th, and Thuringen (Wurtemburg) on the 23rd. And at some point that last week of Apr we occupied the Nipponese trade post at Taiwan.
A revolt at Saxony in May pinned the troops Igor had planned to send against Thuringen [OOC: being almost 4 decades behind in my write ups, it's odd seeing all these countries: of the nations I'm at war with here, only Navarra still exists]. Poland (with Sardinia and Savoy) took advantage of this situation to declare war on the 2nd, and the Mughals followed suit three days later. Rebel Iraq surrendered on the 7th, and Igor continues to assure the nation that we'll find those weapons any day now, even if we have to plant the evidence ourselves!
TND we accepted Wurtemburg's offer of a truce, and then found ourselves at war in Arabia as the Hedjaz (Cyrenaica, Aden, and Nubia) declared on the 16th. The Royalists tried to back out of their folly on the 18th, as their armies were being slaughtered. On the other hand, we accepted Sardinia's TND, and offered another truce to the Mughals on the 22nd, which they accepted. England (Iroquois, Mameluks) declared war on the 27th. And two days later envoys bearing truces arrived from Venice (Y), Savoy (Y), and Cologne (N). We want the last to take care of Holland for us.
With the turning of the calendar came a revolt at Armenia. On 2 Jun Pest gave out and Yorkshire fell to a single shot. TND we reject truce offers from both Poland and Thuringen. East Pommerania fell on the 9th, as Portugal (Spain) declared war, followed by the Netherlands (Scotland) on the 12th. The Royalists offered Yorkshire on the 19th, but we rejected it as their capital at Midlands fell on the 25th. And Cologne's envoy again went away empty handed (at least we left him his hands!

) on the 30th.
Our cav captured the Portugese trade post at Howrah on 2 Jul, as the natives torch it. Kent fell TND and the Royalists became nothing more than history. This was enough to bring Navarra to the bargining table, and we accepted their hasty offer of a truce TND, also accepting Poland's offer to cede East Pommerania. We recaptured Munster on the 10th. Arabia fell on the 17th, just days before they could arm their recruits. TND we rejected Thuringen's truce offer. Our plans for the conquest of China took another step forwar with Hanoi acheiving city status [although Igor keeps compaining about having a long-term plan; he just wants to attack China no matter what the situation].
On 22 Jul, a Scottish force of 9k cav (we hear they were led by someone named Pickett

) charged our army deployed along a ridge at Lancashire; after our opening salvo, scores of thousands of body parts, of both horse and men, littered the field. The city itself fell on the 26th. Meanwhile, we rejected the Dutch truce offer on the 23rd as we wish to, ahem, 'liberate' Scotland. We also rejected a truce from the Hedjaz on the 29th.
West Pommerania fell on 6 Aug, the same day as we finally accepted a truce with Cologne. It became clear that, so long as our Stability is at max, Holland is immune to starvation

. We rejected Portugal's truce TND, and did the same with Thuringen on the 29th. And it'll take another 2~3 posts before this war is over, so...
-Pat