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February

The war drags on, and the taxation is slowly killing all the country. Angry mutterings are everywhere in evidence. My summer estate in the southern provinces has been looted twice and taxed once this year, and the taxmen were more ruthless than the thieves.

The Queen insists that all these tithes are necessary to propagate the war against the Aragonese, but I find that doubtful. The city today was told, amidst a flurry of trumpets and banners, that the armies of Naples have set forth to lay siege to the very heartland of Aragon.

Giovanna does not believe it, and I am inclined to agree with her.

April

...moment which will stick in my memory for all time. Ioannes and Victor were not terribly impressed, but then, Lorenzo is not their flesh and blood.

Were this tremendous feat alone not enough cause for celebration, but the Queen has announced that the war with the House of Aragon has ended in splendid victory. All of Sicily is once again under the jurisdiction of the Kingdom, and the mutterings have been replaced by outbursts of joy and generosity, of which Giovanna and I shall most certainly partake.

July

...Giovanna said her goodbyes, and I said mine, though I hardly knew the girl. She is, of course, rather frightened, but I have reassured her the best I could. Burgundy is so far away and the lords of that realm an unknown quantity; I can see where her fear is warranted. But it cannot be all bad, for her dowry is quite large, and all of her family wishes her well; the Queen herself has offered her personal congratulations and well-wishes. Such an honor surely outweighs the nonexistant peril of the occasion.

October

...of course I could not stare, or Giovanna would be most displeased, and her wrath is swift and terrible. But the lady is stunning; Queen Joanna's nephew is almost certainly blessed by God. The Emperor of Rome(I find the title odd, given that he rules not over Rome, but Constantinople), by all accounts, rather pleased with the arrangement.

On, perhaps, a similar note, I was taking Lorezno to the bazaar when I noticed a small church dedicated to the heretical eastern Orthodox faith; the very faith of the Emperor himself. I also noticed, perhaps subconciously, that a few Musselmen merchants with whom I am acquinted have disappeared from the public markets.




OOC: 1424 was a fairly momentous year. It saw Navarra lay the smackdown on Castille, Aquitane, and France, the cession of Sicily to me, the annexation of Aydin by the Roman Empire, and, most bizarrely, a capital-less Prussia.

Interestingly enough, it took me fifteen minutes to realize what 'increased tol for O, decreased M' meant. I must be more clear in my future notes.
 

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Another excellent post!
 
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December

...is nearly driving me mad. I could put up with his constant screaming and crying, back when he was first born, mostly because Giovanna saw to the task of consoling him.

She has since desposited that task on me, and I like it not at all. Lorenzo's first words were, disturbingly, 'socio-politics'. I have been told that is not normal in a child. I blame Victor. He has taken to lecturing the boy on some dry treatise at every possible opportunity, nevermind that Lorenzo was sulking about one thing or another. Most children, I am told, throw tantrums when they are two. Lorenzo sulks. Perhaps it is for the best.

We had quite a scare, though, when he caught some sort of flux. We called in a priest and a doctor, and I am not quite sure who was the most effective. This rather worrisome event caused us to miss the marriage of Victor's second cousin to some lady of Tuscany; he understood, fortunetly, and Lorenzo has since recovered.

1426

February

...Giovanna insists that is merely my paranoid memories from the war, but I am not certain I at all like the idea of an 'income and tithe reorganization' in the southern provinces. When we travel there for the summer, I will hire someone to build a hiding place or three, in the event some particularly ardent taxman comes knocking.

October

...Lorenzo did not particulary enjoy the banquet, but he found Ioannes' children companionable enough. The Queen was supposed to be present, but she was forced to cancel due to 'matters of state', involving the transportation of some sort of lavish gift to the city of Modena. A sad state of affairs, I would have liked to have met her, and Lorenzo was looking forward it...
 
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July

...stuck with Lorezno, as Giovanna had to go and console two young ladies who's hands in marriage had been declined by the lords of France and Orleans, respectively. I know I should probably be a bit more charitable to my own son, but having seized my pens, he embarked on a mad rampage through the house, and...

October

...Lorenzo was, for once, extremely calm. Normally, this would be a happy occasion, except for one minor quibble; the entire time, Victor was lecturing him! While it is reassuring to know that an uprising of angry nobles has been put down in the country around Messina, I do not really think Lorenzo needs to know why crop-rotation and the specifics of eco-geography have had such a profound impact on the region.
 
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Right! I've played ahead a bit, and there should be another update later tonight. I'm eyeing the Papal States as soon as my BB cools off, and after that, well, the Mediterrenean islands would look better in a nice shade of gray-green...
 
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January

...Victor has been expounding at length on the pros and cons of the establishment of new tax collectors in western Sicily. Ioannes finds this immensely funny. I find it rather dry, and Giovanna leaves the room whenever any such topic comes up.

I had the good fortune to tour the royal mints just two days past, accompanying the Queen in her entourage. They are working at maximum capacity to pay for the 'returning glory of the Neapolitian knights'. Having finally met her, I must say, she is not quite what I expected; aged, not quite as bright as I would have thought. Still, a good queen, supported by hundreds of nobles and advisors to help her.

Lorenzo wanted to see the mints, but of course that was not possible. I did take him to see the parade of knightly candidates. A thousand young men have come to take up arms, and it seems another thousand shall arrive to begin training in April.

April

...looking into tutors for Lorenzo. He seems a bright and inquisitive boy, although that often translates into some form of irritating escapade. He overslept today, and was greatly saddened to hear that he had missed the coming of the new recruits for knighthood. It seems as though every noble, patriarch, and merchant in the realm has dispatched a son, nephew, or brother, and many have come themselves...

July

...Ioannes took Lorenzo to see the military camp outside the city. With half the recruits armed and armored, only a thousand still remain. One hears or sees them often, jogging around the city walls, riding in formation, clashing away with swords and lances. Of course, almost all have already had a deal of experience with sword-play and horse-riding, as it customarily for aristocrats to teach their sons these things, but I think I spare Lorenzo, and thus, perhaps, save him from one day facing the indignity of a run around the city walls...

August

...with all the candidatse for knighthood now drilled, trained, and equipped(evidently, the latter is the costliest portion, and the one that takes the longest) the Queen has decreed a day of celebration. Giovanna politely turned down Ioannes' invitation to come 'experience the city' with him, though I believe I shall contrive to slip out of the house and join him...

September

...soldiers have all quitted the countryside, marching south, to Sicily, to quell a rebellion of Aragonese loyalists there...

1429

February

The Queen has decreed that, in order to increase her ability to prevent more 'threats to the kingdom and the throne' from arising,that her approval will be necessary in order to appoint overseers in kingdom's many fiefdoms. A number of patriarchs have protested this measure, and Victor has told me, in that patient monotone of his, that the measure represents an increase in the powers of a centralized figure....

...was too much of a bother to go out and welcome the crowd of men marching in from the countryside, waiting to be armed and knighted. The uniqueness of the occurance has somewhat diminished recently...

May

...knights have now departed the city with much fanfare, marching to join the bulk of the army in Sicily...
 
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February

...this time, however, the influx of temporary inhabitants did not drain the city's ale reserves, or so says Ioannes; Giovanna has long since expressed her displeasure at any attempt of mine to go tavern-hopping, as it were.

This news rather pleases me. Any city that can be drained by two thousand new residents is hardly comparable to Vienna or Venice. Apparently the would-be knights are now drawing most of their sustance from the city, rather than the countryside. To this end they have been billeted in many taverns, inns, squares, and private residences, and Giovanna constantly frets at the possibility of soldiers being billeted here...

May

...Lorenzo was sorry to him go, but, of course, he was compelled to leave the city with his comrades, to add another force to knights to the growing army, now stationed in the southern province. Giovanna has expressed her desire to hasten to our summer estate there, lest it be occupied by some manner of officers or soldiery...

June

...tucked Lorenzo into bed, then rushed downstairs and commanded the guards to bar the gates. The three hundred men-at-arms, the last Neapolitan infantry, I believe, that were dismissed by the Queen are making their way northward, to find work in the country and port cities. While there has been no trouble, three hundred disgruntled, former soldiers making their way up the main road is something to be wary of. Of course, I expect they will soon dissipate harmlessly into the general populace...

1431

January

...Queen was ill again, and unable to join the welcoming banquet for the Venetian and Milanese women who have recently arrived. Ioannes is much pleased with his Venetian bride, and they have publicly professed their love in the center square of the city. Ioannes' great-uncles and several of his cousins were there to celebrate, and they are all very amiable people...

June

...keels have been laid for two more galleys. I suppose it is not a foolish thing, for I have seen the fleets of the Venetians, the Genoese, the French and the English, and they all vastly outnumber the pitiful squadron anchored off the coast. Still, Victor has lately wondered about the Queen's intentions, for it seems she is raising a much greater force that is needed in peacetime...

November

Thank God for the preparations of the Queen! The Pope has declared her unfit to rule and is, supposedly, even now moving his armies against this land, and the lords of Siena, Bologne, and Tuscany have risen up to support him. One of the local lordlings was married to a noblewoman from Tuscany, if I recall. She has been taken hostage by the Queen until the end of the conflict...

...the banners of Modena and Savoy fly below those of Naples on the Queen's residence, signifying their support in this war., but the Genoese flag flies there no longer, for their emissary has declined, on behalf of his government, the Queen's call to arms. Lorenzo said this was 'expected', but he is only a small child, and I do not know what he means. But a number of Genoese merchants have loaned the crown a great sum of money, and the Queen has put this to immediate use. It is said that a large force of over five thousand knights is being raised in the southern provinces, taxing the manpower of every lord, merchant, and farmer.

Meanwhile, a large force of foreign mercenaries is camped outside the walls of the city, waiting to join with the greater bulk of the knightly army and march northward, to battle.

Giovanna has suggested we retreat to our summer home early, but I thought it best to, instead...

December

And, of course, with any war, one can expect taxes. Taxes and war! That is the way of things. Lorenzo was forced to give up a small brass ring of which he is very found, and he did so with much irritation. I cannot blame him, for my own possessions have been ransacked. It seems no one, from beggars to men of high standing in the court, are safe from the wartime taxes...
 

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Nicely done. Anticipating a war is sometimes a dicey proposition at best. You appear to have been prepared for this and hopefully it will turn out well for you! Excellent post again, as I have come to expect from you!
 
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January

...military messenger rushed into the city square, announcing a grand victory at the very gates of Rome. It is said that the Holy City is now surrounded, and that a mercenary force is rampaging through the Papal province of Marche, burning forts and seizing towns as it marches...

February

...wanted to go, so I took him down to the harbor. There was a great crowd there to wave goodbye to the fleet. The galleys were soon out of sight, heading for the northern coasts, to blockade the Tiber River and cut off Rome...

March

...royal mints are again working, but only slightly, it seems. The new coins are quite dazzling, but the new influx of Neapolitan currency seems to have caused prices to be raised everywhere I look. Still, I am very fond of my collection of florins, and I shall continue...

...army from the southern provinces passed east of the city, heading north, to aid in the siege of Rome...

April

Another messenger has brought word of a new victory over a combined Papal-Tuscanese force in Rome. Wounded men who are unable to fight have been coming into the city, or have been taken into countryside hospitals, and they confirm the news of a great victory over a vast army thousands strong...

June

...Lorenzo told me to bear the taxes best I could, so I will try, but this constant oppression is slowly causing some unrest in the city. But word has come that Rome itself has fallen, and the Pope has fled to Marche. There is jubiliation in the streets and silence in the churches...

August

...it is said that the duchy of Siena is laid low before the Neapolitan armies that ravage the countryside, slowly starving the defenders into submission, and Marche has evidently fallen. I have gone out to a battlefield not two days from the city, taking Victor with me. Of course I left Lorenzo and Giovanna behind, and Ioannes did not wish to go.

The sight of it was sickening...evidently it was a victory for Naples, and truly, the dead men bearing the colors of Bologne are far more numerous than the dead men in Neapolitan uniform. But the stench is terrible, and the corpses lumped over each other in a horrifying manner, with thousands upon thousands of flies and maggots squirming in among the fallen...

November

...victory at last. The taxes have ended, thank God, and the mercenaries dismissed, but the outcome of the war is momentous. A great treasure ship docked in the harbor delievered reparations and tribute to the Queen, who has appointed a number of new overseers to help rule over the newly acquired province of Marche and to integrate the local lords with the Kingdom more fully.

But the Pope himself is coming to the city, to accept the 'protection' of the Queen. The Holy Father of Christendom, under the suzerainty of the Queen of Naples! Truly, it will be a moment that will echo forever in time...

...no rest for the army, it seems, for they are rushing southward to put down a rebellion of farmers in Sicily. Victor has been explaining at length the reasons for the rebellion to Lorenzo, and the boy is quite taken with the ideas...
 

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The Pope as a vassal...Nicely done! Very nice indeed!
 

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I just started reading CyBlack and I like the writing style you've chosen for telling the story. It moves fairly quickly and yet gives enough of the details to easily follow what's happening. Good job!:cool:

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January

The steward of our summer estate has sent me a report of goings-on in the southern province. The estate has been turned into a temporary hospital for wounded soldiers, and every room is full. It seems, he told me, that things have gone badly for the army in Sicily, for he is told that barely three thousand men remain in fighting condition after they were defeated by the rebel host. This is truly a most grievous day, and an insult to Neapolitian pride. I have told neither Lorenzo nor Giovanna...

March

...has announced the final defeat of the rebel army in Sicily. I notice that the Queen did not mention the earlier rebel victory, but for this I hardly blame her. Still, it seems the victory was a costly one, and the army has suffered more losses than it did during the entire war with Rome.

April

...fired the tutor. If he is unable to perform basic mathematical functions which I learned at age fifteen, he is almost certainly unfit to reach Lorenzo. We have had some trouble finding a tutor, but Victor has offered to teach the boy free of charge. I have agreed, and Lorenzo seems satisified with the arrangement.

The Queen has ordered the army bulked up, and so another thousand men have washed over the city, filling the stores and the taverns(not that I am accustomed to frequenting taverns anymore). The court today was abuzz with gossip about the....

June

...have marched from the city astride their splendid horses to join the rest of the army in Sicily...

November

Over fifteen hundred people have flocked to the city from the countryside in the past few days. The wealth of Naples is truly growing, and it begins to rival the cities of northern Italy. Truly, it is more populous than any bar Rome and Venice, and it's overwhelming wealth is matched only by a handful of...

1434

April

Confident that Tuscany bears Naples no further ill will, the Queen has released the Tuscanese noblewoman, who has rejoined her relieved husband, again joining Naples and Tuscany in royal matrimony...
 
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January

Victor assigned Lorenzo the task of writing an essay on the importance of the recent treaty with Bologne. Evidently the treaty is military in nature, granting Neapolitan armies the right to march through the lands of Bologne. The essay was quite excellant, written wittily and interestingly, and I think it makes quite a contrast with Victor's typically dry lectures...

February

The Queen is dead.

It should not come as a surprise, for she has been weakening in recent months. The funeral promises to be quite grandiose, and every courtier and merchant in the city will attend, with dozens of outland nobles coming to pay their respects.

Joanna's adopted heir, Rene Duke of Anjou, Bar, and Lorraine, has come to make his seat in Naples. He seems a good king, witty and friendly; I have exchanged several words with him. His acumen is far superior to that of the old queen(or so says Victor) and his evident intelligence, ambition, and easy way with people seem to indicate that he will be a most gracious ruler. I have of course accepted his invitation...
 

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Moving right along, eh? Very nice.
 
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Another update coming tonight. Just got out of a long, exhausting, rewarding war with Austria. Savoy was slightly annoyed at their lack of spoils, considering they did 3/4 of the work(whiners). The war was followed by The Happy Happy Fun Firebrigade Hour, where I basically ran around extinguishing rebels(and getting extinguished myself, as often as not). Hardly a fun time.
 

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Isn't it fun? massive revolts and fires....Been there myself more than once. Getting them all put out gives you a sense of satisfaction.
 
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June

...suggestion is silly, as Lorenzo is only thirteen. He would have to be fifteen before I even thought of marrying him off.

Of course, I can understand why Giovanna's thoughts are on such matters. The wedding ceremony for one of Rene's nephews was tremendous; the ostentation of it boggles the mind. Several Austrian lords had come to witness the marriage between the royal nephew and the Austrian noblewoman. Quite a spectacle...

December

King Rene has spoken to me at length about his distate for the Genoese, given their betrayal of Naples during the war with Rome. However, when the Genoese merchants who had loaned Queen Joanna money came calling, he was only too happy to pay off his debt. An excellant fellow, I think...

1437

May

...and so, to prevent the rumors of discontent from breaking out into full-blown revolution, the King has called for an additional two thousand volunteers to take up the sword, the horse, and the lance, and join the army in Marche...

August

...King Rene held a grand tournement to celebrate the departure of the newly christened knights. Giovanna, Ioannes, his wife, and I all retired somewhat early; Victor did not attend at all. Lorenzo stayed long into the knight and returned home late, and, much to my atonishment, completely sober...

October

...complimented the King on his preparations, for no sooner were the new troops billeted in Marche than a large number of lordlings, former men-at-arms, and serfs rose up in revolution. The King's knights have put down the rebellion with little difficulty, scattering the insurgents into the countryside...

1438

January

...Rene has decreed that a reform of the tax system be carried out in eastern Sicily, and that new taxes be levied and a greater network of tax collectors hired to enforce them. I take some sadistic pleasure in knowing that the Messinans will now know as I do the horror of the yearly tithe...

March

A number of clergymen across the country have petitioned the king to grant greater freedom to the Pope and the lords in the former Papal province of Marche. Against the advice of many of his advisors(including Victor) the King has dismissed the petition. Although I rarely attend Church(and Lorenzo never does), Giovanna attends regularly, and is worried by the vitriol spit from the pulpit. There is unrest among the priests, it seems...

December

For many months the emperor of Austria has waged war against the northern cities of Italy. In response to their outright annexation of Milan, the King has called his banners and declared war upon the Emperor and all of his German allies. Savoy and Modena have gladly rallied to the King's cause, eager to stop the advances of the Germans.

Open dissent has wracked the kingdom. Priests call for the damnation of the King, lords decry the war, serfs and farmers and merchants have all submitted vigorious protests. The Pope has annulled the marriage between Rene's nephew and the Austrian noblewoman, but that in itself has angered the clergy and commonfolk.

And the taxes! By God, I had nearly forgotten. But the King has decreed that new taxes must be raised to support the war effort. I dread the coming of the taxmen like I dread the very coming of Satan himself...
 

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Another great installment...only now I have that Beatles song Taxman stuck in my head!:)
 
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January

...no sooner did word come of the victory in Tirol than the King called for another five thousand volunteer knights. Lorenzo, at Ioannes' request, toyed with the idea of enlisting, but soon discarded it. He is not overly strong, I do not think that...

February

...strikes me as odd that, in the midst of the tumult of a great war, the King would issue such a proclamation, angering the nobles, but he has done so. This increase in the powers of the central throne has been deftly hidden from the public with celebrations commemorating a new victory over Austrian forces in Steiermark, at the heart of the Austrian empire...

March

...fleet has departed with much fanfare. The Austrian province of Istria is awash with Neapolitian forces, and the ships carry over twenty-five hundred reinforcements, so that the army may get down to the serious business of burning forts and sieging castles.

Sept

...and so I commended the King on his foresight. The twenty-five hundred soldiers that remained in the city are now marching south, to crush an opportunistic uprising in the Sicilies. It seems the Sicilians will never cease their harrassment of the Kingdom...

November

Word of a grevious defeat has reached the court. It seems the army sent south to quell the Sicilian rebellion has been decimated, destroyed, and scattered about the countryside. Worse yet, clergymen in Marche have backed a rebellion of powerful nobles, who have seized the province and planning God knows what. The King is acting quickly...he has raised up a goodly amount of cash from a coterie of Venetian merchants, and has called for an additional ten thousand volunteers and conscripts, not just knights but armored lancers and mounted swordsmen of all stripes...

December

...taxation seems like to snap the Kingdom in two. It is said that everywhere in Sicily farmers are throwing down their hoes and joining the rebel throng, and the defenders of Messina cannot long endure. But even worse is the news that the rebels in Marche are now descending on the capital. Giovanna prays loudly every night, and Lorenzo is often absent, no doubt partaking of the cheap blackmarket ale. It takes like piss, I am told, but it is not weighed down by the exhorbitant wartaxes. I can only hope the good soldiers in Istria are faring better than we...
 

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Uh oh...this is not good news. Fight! Kill the rebels...leave none to spread the disease of rebellion.