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41 russians...

Strange events of a different sort...

In my recent conquest as France (yes I know ridiculously easy country, but I hadn't played them yet and didn't realize that at the time)I decided to take scandinavia from the swedes and the russians (denmark was long annexed). I fought a VERY long war with the swedes, since the swedes were the only country smart enough to build large fortresses to stop the raging french war monger. After finally annexing them I began work on the russians and got them down to one province, Ostenladt. Since the russians stole the province from the swedes, it had a level 5 fortress. So I land an army of 150k with 300 cannons and proceed to assault....

The assault proceeded to knock the russian garrison down to 41 men who then somehow managed to break the moral of my now 125k army. This in itself wasn't too bizarre since the army had been assaulting for quite sometime. So I let the armies moral rise back to invincible and tried again...

French losses: 40k
Russian losses: none

Those 41 men held off a 125k army with invincible moral...So I landed more troops and tried again...Still not one russian man fell...This went on for almost a year of seiging and assaulting and still no russians had died. It wasn't until winter began again that the russians were finally slaughtered..

Now how did those 41 russian men hold off 125k?

Russians: Go away you french pigs or I shall taunt you a second time! (begins throwing pigs, geese and borsht over the walls, all the ammo having been used up months ago)

The french, horrified by the viciousness of the russian taunting, fled into the hills screaming "Run away Run away! Keep Running!"
 

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Now how did those 41 russian men hold off 125k?

It's the Russian version of "The Alamo" :D
 

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They're like those barbarians in that Terry Pratchett novel 'Interesting times'. They're not immortal, they've just had a long experience of not dying.
 

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With that much cannon, why assult the fortress? Just wait for it to fall.

After my lenghty battle with the formidable swedes I was experiencing a little discontent among the masses and wanted to end the war as soon as possible...obviously THAT plan didn't work...

Another wierd thing that happened...

I received a message saying "Rochambeau awaits your command in Terra Incognita "

Completely mystified I clicked on the Go To button and sure enough, the minimap showed Rochambeau patiently waiting for me somewhere in a white fog in the heart of the African Congo.

A year later, Rochambeau appears safe and sound in another army...In Romagna...
 

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Originally posted by rsfuhrer
I received a message saying "Rochambeau awaits your command in Terra Incognita


I got the same message once when a leader appeared in an army that happened to be on a ship. It took me some time to find him.

That is also a small 'bud'. I think Paradox should try to nip it. :D :D :D (sorry to be making fun of the miss-type in the previous post)
 

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Originally posted by Petrus
No you're not beowulf :D

Darn, you caught me....:D
What gave it away?
 

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Originally posted by Carolus Rex


Now you really think that you are funny bringing American beer on the thread....:rolleyes:

Can't experience a real bud 'til you drink the one brewed in Quebec... :rolleyes:
 

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Now to be serious (and back on topic), when you siege a city, look at the numbers shown in the circles. If their number is higher than yours, don't even think about assaulting, even if they only have 41 men.

Wait for their numbers to drop below 0, than assault. And don't put 125k infantry over there. Split your army in two and send reinforcements as needed.

125k troops + WINTER = very high attrition.
 

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Originally posted by viper37

125k troops + WINTER = very high attrition.

Your best ally as Russia.

On the topic of beer: I'd rather have a nice Belgian 'Trapist' (sp?) any day. You can't say you've had beer until you've tried one of those.
 

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Originally posted by beowulf


Your best ally as Russia.

On the topic of beer: I'd rather have a nice Belgian 'Trapist' (sp?) any day. You can't say you've had beer until you've tried one of those.

It's trappist really, but you are sooooooooooo right :D