Wonderful, Johan. I'm sure we can all wait a few weeks, no problem.
Are there any hints as to what will be changed?
Are there any hints as to what will be changed?
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"It's fun to think about one-point-oh-six!"
Bahahaha! :rofl: Genious!!
Here´s my remake of the Boss´s "Born to run":
"Sprung from cages out on the maginot line..panzer wheeled fuel injected, and stepping out over the line, baby theme Germans rips the bones from your back, It´s a death trap, it´s a suicide rap, We gotta get out while we´re young, ´Cause in 1.06, baby we were born to run"
Bahahaha! :rofl: Genious!!
Here´s my remake of the Boss´s "Born to run":
"Sprung from cages out on the maginot line..panzer wheeled fuel injected, and stepping out over the line, baby theme Germans rips the bones from your back, It´s a death trap, it´s a suicide rap, We gotta get out while we´re young, ´Cause in 1.06, baby we were born to run"
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Play Again (Free from ??? Who knows? 
)
Lurking in front of the PC
Hungry for one o six
Seeking harmless infos
Satisfy my needs
Schizophrenic fanatic
Uncontrolled desire
Rape and ravage HoI
Pledged to play
No apparent motive
Just play and play again
Survive my brutal blitzing
I'll hunt you till the end
My life's a constant battle
The rage of many men
HoI maniac...
Trapped in mortal battle dude
Lift the gleaming blade
Patch their game go better
Watch improvements flow free
Impacience growing stronger
None survive my wrath
Suffer from the throbbing pain
Yield your life to me
Kill the enemies only stack
Watch division die
stack anihillation
Drink the purest blood
Unrelenting need to conquer
Death upon you now
Anxiously awaiting
Next for 1 0 6
:rofl: :rofl:
)Lurking in front of the PC
Hungry for one o six
Seeking harmless infos
Satisfy my needs
Schizophrenic fanatic
Uncontrolled desire
Rape and ravage HoI
Pledged to play
No apparent motive
Just play and play again
Survive my brutal blitzing
I'll hunt you till the end
My life's a constant battle
The rage of many men
HoI maniac...
Trapped in mortal battle dude
Lift the gleaming blade
Patch their game go better
Watch improvements flow free
Impacience growing stronger
None survive my wrath
Suffer from the throbbing pain
Yield your life to me
Kill the enemies only stack
Watch division die
stack anihillation
Drink the purest blood
Unrelenting need to conquer
Death upon you now
Anxiously awaiting
Next for 1 0 6
:rofl: :rofl:
The Johan Connection
converted from
RAINBOW CONNECTION
by Kermit the Frog
Why are there so many
Songs about Johan
And when 1.06 is due?
Johans' an enigma
He only likes EU 2
And he has no interest in HOI
So we've been told and some chose to
Believe it
But I know they're wrong wait and see
Someday we'll find it
The Johan Connection
The Axis, the Allies and Commies
Who said that every patch
Would be influenced by us
Because we posted here?
Somebody thought of that
And someone believed it
And look what it's done so far
What's so amazing
That keeps us forum posting
What so we think we might see
Someday we'll find it
That Johan Connection
The Axis, the Allies, and Commies
Have you been half asleep
And have you heard voices
I've heard the generals calling my name
Are these the sweet sounds that called
The other posters?
I think they're one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
There's an alliance that needs to be crushed by me
Someday we'll find it
The Johan Connection
The Axis, the Allies and Commies
converted from
RAINBOW CONNECTION
by Kermit the Frog
Why are there so many
Songs about Johan
And when 1.06 is due?
Johans' an enigma
He only likes EU 2
And he has no interest in HOI
So we've been told and some chose to
Believe it
But I know they're wrong wait and see
Someday we'll find it
The Johan Connection
The Axis, the Allies and Commies
Who said that every patch
Would be influenced by us
Because we posted here?
Somebody thought of that
And someone believed it
And look what it's done so far
What's so amazing
That keeps us forum posting
What so we think we might see
Someday we'll find it
That Johan Connection
The Axis, the Allies, and Commies
Have you been half asleep
And have you heard voices
I've heard the generals calling my name
Are these the sweet sounds that called
The other posters?
I think they're one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
There's an alliance that needs to be crushed by me
Someday we'll find it
The Johan Connection
The Axis, the Allies and Commies
Industrious said:
Absolute brilliance. Also, irrefutable proof that the wait has addled all of our minds.
Now you have found the most beautiful avatar for yourself , Johan.
Do we dare hope they last to the finals this year...?
Another thing, Now that you have incorporated so much of Vickys AI in to HOI , please tell me you also incorporated experience ponts for troops in HOI? That would be really cool.
Anymore teasers now that we are waiting?
/Regards
Do we dare hope they last to the finals this year...?
Another thing, Now that you have incorporated so much of Vickys AI in to HOI , please tell me you also incorporated experience ponts for troops in HOI? That would be really cool.
Anymore teasers now that we are waiting?
/Regards
Chaplain and you other song writers, you guys rock, way too funny.
You should have Procer add those to the rtw site (link in sig).
And finding out Johan is a Leafs fan, well that's like saying God make a good cup of coffee, just that much better.
You should have Procer add those to the rtw site (link in sig).
And finding out Johan is a Leafs fan, well that's like saying God make a good cup of coffee, just that much better.
Tomatocow said:
That was awesome. And here is the almost completely unknown follow-up to the Metallica Patch albums:
Patchened
...And Patches For All
Eye of the Patcher
Patch
The Shortest Patch
Harvester of Patches
The Frayed Ends of Patches
To Patch is to Die
Patchers Eve
To the chorus of 'One':
Pause my game as I wait for Patch
1-0-6 Please!!!
Well, any 1.06 updates lately (as the thread title would have me believe I would find here), or just singing, & silliness...?
LewsTherin said:
Let us go back to the classic, Patch em All:
Hit the Patch
Four Patches
Patchbreath
Jump in the Patch
(Anesthesia) Patching Teeth
Whippatch
Patch Lord
No Patches
Patch & Destroy
Patch Militia
From "Hit the Patch" (surprisingly little amount of changes needed):
No life till Beta
We are gonna patch some games tonight
We got the HoI madness
When our fans start screaming
It's right well alright
When we start to patch
We never want to stop again
Hit the patch
Hit the patch
Hit the patch
You know our fans are insane
We are gonna blow this place away
with settings higher
Than anything today the only way
When we start to patch
We never want to stop again
Hit the patch
Hit the patch
Hit the patch
With all our patching
We are gonna rip right through your brain
We got the lethal power
It is causing you sweet pain Oh sweet pain
When we start to patch
We never want to stop again
Hit the patch
Hit the patch
Hit the patch
:rofl:
What's really funny is I recently started the process of quitting smoking (I owe this to Johan of course, more money to spend on Paradox games lol), and some of the songs make me think of the stop smoking patch I'm using, especially that last song.
And by the way, you know you are a true hoi addict if you still play while in the process of quitting, of course the extra drinking I do to compensate helps. :wacko:
One last thing, to any that wonder, whacking the patch doesn't release more nicotine, no matter how hard or how many times you whack the patch, hmm, maybe I need to use a stick.
Oh well, here's to 1.06. *raises a mug o' Canadian ale*
What's really funny is I recently started the process of quitting smoking (I owe this to Johan of course, more money to spend on Paradox games lol), and some of the songs make me think of the stop smoking patch I'm using, especially that last song.
And by the way, you know you are a true hoi addict if you still play while in the process of quitting, of course the extra drinking I do to compensate helps. :wacko:
One last thing, to any that wonder, whacking the patch doesn't release more nicotine, no matter how hard or how many times you whack the patch, hmm, maybe I need to use a stick.
Oh well, here's to 1.06. *raises a mug o' Canadian ale*
Tomatocow said:
Ah, yes, the even less known early days of the Patch series by Metallica. But, seriously, those songs still kick ass, even though they are over 20 years old. I've heard a few of them live, too.
Patch Fire with Fire
Ride the Patch
For Whom the Patch Tolls
Patch to Black
Trapped under a Patch
Patch (the HoI addiction)
Creeping Patch
The Call of Patch
From "Patch to Black"
Life it seems, is dreary t'day
Hearts of Iron holds its' sway
Getting lost within myself
No more patches to ease the pain
I have lost the will to play
All enemies are dead today
There is nothing more for me
Need 1-0-6 to set me free
HoI's not what it used to be
I need some more artillery
I've tried to play with a MOD or two
But Stony Road nor CORE will do
Impatience is filling me
I've even tried Victoria
But this avid Paradox fan
Has utmost faith in Patric and Johan
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