"Listen up Canadians, it's time to heed the call; our destiny's before us, enough of thinking small!
Put on your boots and grab your guns it's time to colonize; I think the other nations will be quite surprised!
When Canada rules the world! (Canada, Canada!) x4
We'll put curling rings in Africa and hockey everywhere, and force the Americans to have free healthcare
We'll bring winter to Australia, and Quebec will bring poutine; Then we'll conquer Britain, and install our Queen!
When Canada rules the world! (Canada, Canada!) x4
And we shall tell them what to do, and if they say they won't we will ask politely,
and if they still don't we will tell them 'it's alright, we don't mean to criticize but perhaps you'll consider some form of compromise?'
When Canada rules the world! (Canada, Canada!) x4
Things will be nice!" - When Canada Rules the World by The Arrogant Worms (2010)